The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec - 11:30

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Jan - 10:19

Who put 'rick' in limerick?
A Paddy... who was incredibly thick?
whilst p1ssed up on ale
and stuffed like a quail
and putting his d1ck into Roddick

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jan - 10:26

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Jan - 15:26

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett

by Guest Fri 18 Jan - 18:02

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett
With the simplest of strums

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Jan - 20:03

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett
With the simplest of strums
But no bass and no drums

by Guest Fri 18 Jan - 20:14

So Baghdatis picked up his racquet
And played air guitar like Steve Hackett
With the simplest of strums
But no bass and no drums
He produced a quite masterful classic

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Jan - 1:30

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous

by **Galted** Sat 19 Jan - 9:15

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Jan - 9:17

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous
Sharapova could barely crack a smile

by **Galted** Sat 19 Jan - 9:33

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous
Sharapova could barely crack a smile
Graf has been gone for a while

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Jan - 10:08

Azarenka's 'oooohrgh!' was getting monotonous
& Williams had the ar$e of a hippopotomous
Sharapova could barely crack a smile
Graf has been gone for a while
Similar to Mark Phillopousos.

by **Galted** Sat 19 Jan - 10:21

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 12:51

All those syllables make my eyes weep

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 13:46

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 14:02

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep
After murdering Sue

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 14:06

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep
After murdering Sue
Her face lays in some glue

by **Galted** Sat 19 Jan - 14:21

All those syllables make my eyes weep
As i sit here with Sooty and Sweep
After murdering Sue
Her face lays in some glue
I was buggering Little Bo Peep

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 14:25

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 15:01

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 15:22

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 16:47

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame
Hiding behind Hands

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 17:10

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame
Hiding behind Hands
Whilst doing handstands?

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 19:03

Peek a Boo is my favourite Game
Never played it, a terrible shame
Hiding behind Hands
Whilst doing handstands
You can spank swedish birds hard with a cane!

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 19:27

Sparx you're now part of the team

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 19 Jan - 20:03

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 20:43

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream
A combo that thrills

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 21:29

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream
A combo that thrills
Many drinks will be spilled

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 21:37

Sparx you're now part of the team
Marx and Sparx - it sounds like a dream
A combo that thrills
Many drinks will be spilled
As we're toasting with Mr Jim Beam

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 21:40

Jim Beam now that is a brand

by Guest Sat 19 Jan - 21:49

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand

by sparxz Sat 19 Jan - 22:02

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand
With one hand in the air

by **Galted** Sun 20 Jan - 10:50

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand
With one hand in the air
I go f*****g spare

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 11:29

Jim Beam now that is a brand
When I drink it my head's in the sand
With one hand in the air
I go f*****g spare
Cos the bottle i bought was a grand!

by **Galted** Sun 20 Jan - 11:36

by Guest Sun 20 Jan - 13:51

I'm giving up drink, oh my head

by **Galted** Sun 20 Jan - 14:22

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 14:23

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead
a much better high

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 20 Jan - 14:59

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead
a much better high
I snort then I fly

by **Galted** Sun 20 Jan - 15:03

I'm giving up drink, oh my head
and taking up cocaine instead
a much better high
I snort then I fly
and I no longer p1ss in my bed

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 15:25

So forgive me, for not feeling great

by **Galted** Sun 20 Jan - 15:39

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 20 Jan - 15:52

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate
The prawns that were green

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 15:53

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate
The prawns that were green
and washed down with cream

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 20 Jan - 15:55

So forgive me, for not feeling great
it must've been something I ate
The prawns that were green
and washed down with cream
I'm so ill that I can't masturbate

by **Kenny** Sun 20 Jan - 16:21

by **Kenny** Sun 20 Jan - 16:22

I see in my absence the rudeness is back

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 16:27

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with many mentions of boobs,bums and crack

by **Kenny** Sun 20 Jan - 16:28

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with mentions of boobs,bums and crack
To be honest i expected nothing less

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 20 Jan - 16:49

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with mentions of boobs,bums and crack
To be honest i expected nothing less
'Cos our minds are pools full of cess

by **Kenny** Sun 20 Jan - 16:53

I see in my absence the rudeness is back
with mentions of boobs,bums and crack
To be honest i expected nothing less
'Cos our minds are pools full of cess
That it's hard to keep them on track

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