The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec - 11:30

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 20:03

Im bored and i like to eat pie

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 20 Jan - 20:48

Im bored and i like to eat pie
Which I lick off a prostitute's thigh

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 21:01

Im bored and i like to eat pie
Which I lick off a prostitute's thigh
It feels me with glee

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 20 Jan - 21:03

Im bored and i like to eat pie
Which I lick off a prostitute's thigh
It feels me with glee
Then I fill her with me

by sparxz Sun 20 Jan - 21:59

Im bored and i like to eat pie
Which I lick off a prostitute's thigh
It fills me with glee
Then I fill her with me
And give her no tip, just say 'BYE'

by **Galted** Mon 21 Jan - 7:23

sparxz takes the thread to new lows

by sparxz Mon 21 Jan - 12:54

sparxz takes the thread to new lows
and gathers around all his ho's

by **Galted** Mon 21 Jan - 13:11

sparxz takes the thread to new lows
and gathers around all his ho's
he slaps them about

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan - 13:35

sparxz takes the thread to new lows
and gathers around all his ho's
he slaps them about
Then he gets his d1ck out

by **Galted** Mon 21 Jan - 13:38

sparxz takes the thread to new lows
and gathers around all his ho's
he slaps them about
Then he gets his d1ck out
& makes them lie legs-up in rows

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan - 13:55

by sparxz Mon 21 Jan - 13:59

Now what we've just said was obscene

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Jan - 15:34

Now what we've just said was obscene
But theres no point in keeping it clean

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan - 16:14

Now what we've just said was obscene
But theres no point in keeping it clean
Let's celebrate filth

by sparxz Mon 21 Jan - 16:19

Now what we've just said was obscene
But theres no point in keeping it clean
Let's celebrate filth
by licking out milf

by **Galted** Mon 21 Jan - 19:10

Now what we've just said was obscene
But theres no point in keeping it clean
Let's celebrate filth
by licking out milf
then rimming a flatulent teen

by Guest Mon 21 Jan - 21:30

Oh my lord that was close to the bone

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Jan - 0:28

Oh my lord that was close to the bone
Like bumming your wife on the throne

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan - 8:03

Oh my lord that was close to the bone
Like bumming your wife on the throne
The neighbours could hear her

by **Galted** Tue 22 Jan - 8:46

Oh my lord that was close to the bone
Like bumming your wife on the throne
The neighbours could hear her
when my dogs tried to spear her

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan - 9:00

Oh my lord that was close to the bone
Like bumming your wife on the throne
The neighbours could hear her
when my dogs tried to spear her
While the cat smiled on the sill all alone

by sparxz Tue 22 Jan - 23:17

Subject change now maybe films?

by **Galted** Wed 23 Jan - 7:09

Subject change now maybe films?
fine but finding rhymes will take skillm

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jan - 9:04

Subject change now maybe films?
fine but finding rhymes will take skillm
We'll have to ad lib

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Jan - 11:49

Subject change now maybe films?
fine but finding rhymes will take skillm
We'll have to ad lib
But like a baby's 'clean' bib

by Guest Wed 23 Jan - 15:59

Subject change now maybe films?
fine but finding rhymes will take skillm
We'll have to ad lib
But like a baby's 'clean' bib
Urm, I'm stuck...Gangham style

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jan - 16:49

Thank God no-one's used 'orange'

by two_tone Wed 23 Jan - 17:19

Thank God no-one's used 'orange'
When thinking of it I just saw ginge

by sparxz Wed 23 Jan - 18:12

Thank God no-one's used 'orange'
When thinking of it I just saw ginge
it's all gone 'Pete Tong'

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jan - 20:50

Thank God no-one's used 'orange'
When thinking of it I just saw ginge
it's all gone 'Pete Tong'
And I'm wearing my thong

by **Galted** Wed 23 Jan - 20:58

Thank God no-one's used 'orange'
When thinking of it I just saw ginge
it's all gone 'Pete Tong'
And I'm wearing my thong
but it reeks of my fat ex-wife's m1nge

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Jan - 21:15

by sparxz Thu 24 Jan - 11:09

Galted's ex-wife was fat

by **Galted** Thu 24 Jan - 12:12

Galted's ex-wife was fat
with a gob like a ten-gallon vat

by sparxz Thu 24 Jan - 12:53

Galted's ex-wife was fat
with a gob like a ten-gallon vat
she was easy to please

by Guest Thu 24 Jan - 12:54

Galted's ex-wife was fat
with a gob like a ten-gallon vat
she was easy to please
But she didn't eat peas

by **Galted** Thu 24 Jan - 12:57

Galted's ex-wife was fat
with a gob like a ten-gallon vat
she was easy to please
But she didn't eat peas
And he could fit his whole head in her tw@t

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Jan - 13:31

Oh my God, you guys are disgraceful

by Guest Thu 24 Jan - 13:42

Oh my God, you guys are disgraceful
Do you read it and weep? Does your face pull?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Jan - 13:49

Oh my God, you guys are disgraceful
Do you read it and weep? Does your face pull?
It makes me quite queasy

by Guest Thu 24 Jan - 13:50

Oh my God, you guys are disgraceful
Do you read it and weep? Does your face pull?
It makes me quite queasy
At least we're not cheesy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Jan - 13:55

Oh my God, you guys are disgraceful
Do you read it and weep? Does your face pull?
It makes me quite queasy
At least we're not cheesy
Like my bird when she gives me a faceful

by **Galted** Thu 24 Jan - 13:57

by Guest Thu 24 Jan - 14:01

Now that's what I call a good rhyme

by **Galted** Thu 24 Jan - 14:04

Now that's what I call a good rhyme
Revolting and yet quite sublime

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Jan - 14:12

Now that's what I call a good rhyme
Revolting and yet quite sublime
Like a kiss from a wh0re

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Jan - 15:07

Now that's what I call a good rhyme
Revolting and yet quite sublime
Like a kiss from a wh0re
With pus weeping from a sore

by **Galted** Thu 24 Jan - 15:15

Now that's what I call a good rhyme
Revolting and yet quite sublime
Like a kiss from a wh0re
With pus weeping from a sore
that leaves your knob half-tumescent with slime

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan - 12:05

disgusting!

The Doctor had a concerned frown

by two_tone Fri 25 Jan - 14:30

The Doctor had a concerned frown
When I walked in and unbuttoned my gown

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