The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:39 pm

I got a shock when I opened the box
which launched me right out of my socks
I ran screaming across the room
barefoot it's quite safe to assume
'twas the severed head of poor Goldilocks

by **Galted** Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:40 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:25 pm

Can someone please give me a lift ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:16 pm

Can someone please give me a lift ?
No Smile

by **Galted** Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:00 pm

Can someone please give me a lift ?
If you don't I'll be pretty damn miffed

by sparxz Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:53 pm

Can someone please give me a lift ?
If you don't I'll be pretty damn miffed
I've lost both my shoes

by **Galted** Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:01 pm

Can someone please give me a lift ?
If you don't I'll be pretty damn miffed
I've lost both my shoes
Cos I've been on the booze

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:24 pm

Can someone please give me a lift ?
If you don't I'll be pretty damn miffed
I've lost both my shoes
Cos I've been on the booze
And my bird wants me home - get my drift?

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:00 pm

bravo

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:01 pm

While bending over to tie my shoelace

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:02 pm

While bending over to tie my shoelace
I let rip a loud one which stank the place

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:06 pm

While bending over to tie my shoelace
I let rip a loud one which stank the place
As everyone started to run for the door

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:16 pm

While bending over to tie my shoelace
I let rip a loud one which stank the place
As everyone started to run for the door
Someone slipped on the sludge on the floor

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:18 pm

While bending over to tie my shoelace
I let rip a loud one which stank the place
As everyone started to run for the door
Someone slipped on the sludge on the floor
and ended up with my arse stuck to their face

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:20 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:21 pm

The smell just wont go away

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:39 am

The smell just wont go away
But it's keeping the rodents away

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:17 am

The smell just wont go away
But it's keeping the rodents away
There's a quarantine zone

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:48 am

The smell just wont go away
But it's keeping the rodents at bay
There's a quarantine zone
Manned by a clone

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:30 am

The smell just wont go away
But it's keeping the rodents at bay
There's a quarantine zone
Manned by a clone
And guard dog made out of clay

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:32 am

I'll be damned if I do that again

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:38 am

I'll be damned if I do that again
Said the C0ck to a very sore Hen

by two_tone Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:18 pm

I'll be damned if I do that again
Said the C0ck to a very sore Hen
He'd plucked all her feathers

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:20 pm

I'll be damned if I do that again
Said the C0ck to a very sore Hen
He'd plucked all her feathers
and spanked her with bunches of heathers

by two_tone Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:37 pm

I'll be damned if I do that again
Said the C0ck to a very sore Hen
He'd plucked all her feathers
And spanked her with bunches of heathers
Then became the main portion of a Chicken Chow Mein

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:39 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:40 pm

Feel free to give it a go

by two_tone Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:47 pm

Feel free to give it a go
It involves a hooker, some lube and your big toe

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:52 pm

Feel free to give it a go
It involves a hooker, some lube and your big toe
getting it in should be rather easy

by two_tone Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:00 pm

Feel free to give it a go
It involves a hooker, some lube and your big toe
Getting it in should be rather easy
Providing your foot isn't cheesey

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:05 pm

Feel free to give it a go
It involves a hooker, some lube and your big toe
Getting it in should be rather easy
Providing your foot isn't cheesey
if it is then just pay for a blow

by sparxz Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:30 pm

Sometimes it's best just to lie

by Guest Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:32 pm

Sometimes it's best just to lie
I agree, I'll bullish!t till I die

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:33 pm

Sometimes it's best just to lie
I agree, I'll bullish!t till I die
The truth can get you in trouble

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:45 am

Sometimes it's best just to lie
I agree, I'll bullish!t till I die
The truth can get you in trouble
Like a moth caught up in a bubble

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:32 am

Sometimes it's best just to lie
I agree, I'll bullish!t till I die
The truth can get you in trouble
Like a moth caught up in a bubble
When girls say size doesn't matter, I now know why Sad

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:04 am

He then awkwardly walked on the stage

by two_tone Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:23 am

He then awkwardly walked on the stage
And entered the door of the cage

by Guest Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:28 pm

He then awkwardly walked on the stage
And entered the door of the cage
The audience gasped

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:54 pm

He then awkwardly walked on the stage
And entered the door of the cage
The audience gasped
At the thing he had grasped

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:42 am

He then awkwardly walked on the stage
And entered the door of the cage
The audience gasped
At the thing he had grasped
... A wax manikin of Elaine Page

by Guest Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:32 am

If you saw it you would be amazed

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:37 pm

If you saw it you would be amazed
I'm surprised an alarm wasn't raised

by Guest Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:50 pm

If you saw it you would be amazed
I'm surprised an alarm wasn't raised
When it started to blaze

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:07 pm

If you saw it you would be amazed
I'm surprised an alarm wasn't raised
When it started to blaze
While I watched 'Happy Days'

by Guest Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:11 pm

If you saw it you would be amazed
I'm surprised an alarm wasn't raised
When it started to blaze
While I watched 'Happy Days'
I could notice the Fonz wasn't fazed

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:16 pm

Aaaaayyyyyyyy!

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:22 pm

There once was a buckler from Walsall

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:48 pm

There once was a buckler from Walsall
When out walking he once saw a ball fall

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:53 pm

There once was a buckler from Walsall
When out walking he once saw a ball fall
He bent over to pick it up

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