The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:37 pm

There once was a buckler from Walsall
When out walking he once saw a ball fall
He bent over to pick it up
and tripped over a labrador pup

by two_tone Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:32 pm

There once was a buckler from Walsall
When out walking he once saw a ball fall
He bent over to pick it up
and tripped over a labrador pup
It turned and chomped him up like a morsel

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:31 pm

very good

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:32 pm

Hopefully we can build on it now

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:32 pm

Hopefully we can build on it now
With an attitude that's holier than thou

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:33 pm

Hopefully we can build on it now
With an attitude that's holier than thou
Because if we do everything right

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:56 pm

Hopefully we can build on it now
With an attitude that's holier than thou
Because if we do everything right
And pray with all of our might

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:04 pm

Hopefully we can build on it now
With an attitude that's holier than thou
Because if we do everything right
And pray with all of our might
We wont end up worshipping a cow

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:23 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:36 am

The Pagan ritual was in full swing

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:46 am

The Pagan ritual was in full swing
when I felt a rip in my ring

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:09 am

The Pagan ritual was in full swing
when I felt a rip in my ring
The elder was grinning with a stick

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:33 am

The Pagan ritual was in full swing
when I felt a rip in my ring
The elder was grinning with a stick
the priest held a glass-studded pr1ck

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:35 am

The Pagan ritual was in full swing
when I felt a rip in my ring
The elder was grinning with a stick
the priest held a glass-studded pr1ck
And my scream could be heard in Dorking

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:49 am

I think we'll be rhyming in hell

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:09 am

I think we'll be rhyming in hell
and that's if things all go well

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:32 am

I think we'll be rhyming in hell
and that's if things all go well
we'll be pitching hot coals

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:38 am

I think we'll be rhyming in hell
and that's if things all go well
we'll be pitching hot coals
and wrestling our souls

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:42 am

I think we'll be rhyming in hell
and that's if things all go well
we'll be pitching hot coals
and wrestling our souls
while muff-diving Eskimo Nell

by **Kenny** Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:56 am

by **Kenny** Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:57 am

While swimming alone in a lake

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:03 am

While swimming alone in a lake
I scratched both my nuts on a rake

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:20 am

While swimming alone in a lake
I scratched both my nuts on a rake
The carp got the scent

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:44 am

While swimming alone in a lake
I scratched both my nuts on a rake
The carp got the scent
which caused me torment

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:09 pm

While swimming alone in a lake
I scratched both my nuts on a rake
The carp got the scent
which caused me torment
did I mention there was also some hake?

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:12 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:13 pm

Ever had a lamb nibble your toes?

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:25 pm

Ever had a lamb nibble your toes?
Yes, I thrashed it to death with a hose

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:27 pm

Ever had a lamb nibble your toes?
Yes, I thrashed it to death with a hose
Then I put back my toe jam

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:31 pm

Ever had a lamb nibble your toes?
Yes, I thrashed it to death with a hose
Then I put back my toe jam
And politely said "No, Ma'am"

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:33 pm

Ever had a lamb nibble your toes?
Yes, I thrashed it to death with a hose
Then I put back my toe jam
And politely said "No, Ma'am"
then w**ked as the corpse decomposed

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:35 pm

by two_tone Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:47 pm

Galted is bordering obscene

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:52 pm

Galted is bordering obscene
his mind is a filthy latrine

by two_tone Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:22 pm

Galted is bordering obscene
his mind is a filthy latrine
He would make Jimmy Carr blush

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:27 pm

Galted is bordering obscene
his mind is a filthy latrine
He would make Jimmy Carr blush
And his mind simply won't flush

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:32 pm

Galted is bordering obscene
his mind is a filthy latrine
He would make Jimmy Carr blush
his mind simply won't flush
and he stinks like a rotting sardine

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:35 pm

Those are your words, they're not ours

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:56 pm

Those are your words, they're not ours
I like to chew sanitary towels

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:00 pm

Those are your words, they're not ours
I like to chew sanitary towels
They're affecting your rhymes

by two_tone Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:03 pm

Those are your words, they're not ours
I like to chew sanitary towels
They're affecting your rhymes
Which were previously sublime

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:04 pm

Those are your words, they're not ours
I like to chew sanitary towels
They're affecting your rhymes
Which were previously sublime
(Time out - got to go move my bowels)

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:08 pm

hope the Daily Mail don't discover this thread

by two_tone Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:11 pm

Hope the Daily Mail don't discover this thread
They will blame immigrants on what we have said

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:17 pm

Hope the Daily Mail don't discover this thread
They will blame immigrants on what we have said
and brand us as yobs

by two_tone Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:25 pm

Hope the Daily Mail don't discover this thread
They will blame immigrants on what we have said
and brand us as yobs
Then condemn us in blogs

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:29 pm

Hope the Daily Mail don't discover this thread
They will blame immigrants on what we have said
and brand us as yobs
Then condemn us in blogs
or complain about Muslims instead

by two_tone Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:39 pm

Jimmy Hill looks like he's been hit with an iron

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:41 pm

Jimmy Hill looks like he's been hit with an iron
or been dealt with by China O'Brien

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:45 pm

Jimmy Hill looks like he's been hit with an iron
or been dealt with by China O'Brien
Or Brian O'Chin

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