The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by two_tone Tue 05 Feb 2013, 3:01 pm

Jimmy Hill looks like he's been hit with an iron
or been dealt with by China O'Brien
Or Brian O'Chin
He is ugly as sin

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 3:03 pm

Jimmy Hill looks like he's been hit with an iron
or been dealt with by China O'Brien
Or Brian O'Chin
He is ugly as sin
though he married a cute Paraguayan

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 4:12 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 4:13 pm

They say that the match could be fixed

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 4:57 pm

They say that the match could be fixed
damn bookies back up to their tricks

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:02 pm

They say that the match could be fixed
damn bookies back up to their tricks
they really need to be caught

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:07 pm

They say that the match could be fixed
damn bookies back up to their tricks
they really need to be caught
else they'll completely ruin the sport

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:09 pm

They say that the match could be fixed
damn bookies back up to their tricks
they really need to be caught
else they'll completely ruin the sport
but for £10,000 my emotions are mixed

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:10 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:11 pm

Aunt Jenny was feeling quite sad

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:15 pm

Aunt Jenny was feeling quite sad
cos she'd been filmed dry-humping her dad

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:24 pm

Aunt Jenny was feeling quite sad
cos she'd been filmed dry-humping her dad
he was still in his vegetable state

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:39 pm

Aunt Jenny was feeling quite sad
cos she'd been filmed dry-humping her dad
he was still in his vegetable state Laugh

it wasn't the greatest blind date

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:41 pm

Aunt Jenny was feeling quite sad
cos she'd been filmed dry-humping her dad
he was still in his vegetable state
it wasn't the greatest blind date
But it was still the best sh@g she'd had

by **Galted** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 5:54 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 11:44 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Feb 2013, 11:44 pm

There's a name for sicko's like that

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 4:34 am

There's a name for sicko's like that
Which would do injustice to a rat

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 7:07 am

There's a name for sicko's like that
Which would do injustice to a rat
I confess I am one

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:27 am

There's a name for sicko's like that
Which would do injustice to a rat
I confess I am one
So now watch me come

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:34 am

There's a name for sicko's like that
Which would do injustice to a rat
I confess I am one
So now watch me come
after smearing my nipples in fat

by two_tone Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:42 am

Are Galted and Breaker an item?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:47 am

Are Galted and Breaker an item?
If so, maybe we should spite them

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:50 am

Are Galted and Breaker an item?
If so, maybe we should spite them
cos they're both into spanking

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:51 am

Are Galted and Breaker an item?
If so, maybe we should spite them
cos they're both into spanking
and reciprocal w@nking

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:52 am

Are Galted and Breaker an item?
If so, maybe we should spite them
cos they're both into spanking
and reciprocal w@nking
and fancy a beach bang in Brighton

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 8:54 am

The stones are a little bit awkward

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:00 am

The stones are a little bit awkward
there's a chance we'll be gawked at

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:02 am

The stones are a little bit awkward
there's a chance we'll be gawked at
but the beach crowd in winter is thin

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:14 am

The stones are a little bit awkward
there's a chance we'll be gawked at
but the beach crowd in winter is thin
it's lovely once you're in

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:41 am

The stones are a little bit awkward
there's a chance we'll be gawked at
but the beach crowd in winter is thin
it's lovely once you're in
and the kelp rubs against your pork-sword

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:43 am

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 11:51 am

In front of the telly eating my tea

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm

In front of the telly eating my tea
I saw a strange bug that was bigger than me

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 12:34 pm

In front of the telly eating my tea
I saw a strange bug that was bigger than me
it wanted a bite of my steak

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 12:36 pm

In front of the telly eating my tea
I saw a strange bug that was bigger than me
it wanted a bite of my steak
So I went to the shed, got my rake

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 12:40 pm

In front of the telly eating my tea
I saw a strange bug that was bigger than me
it wanted a bite of my steak
So I went to the shed, got my rake
and pinned it to the wall for all to see

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:13 pm

It was a struggle to keep it at bay

by Guest Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:19 pm

It was a struggle to keep it at bay
Like Boy George when you tell him you're gay

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 9:21 pm

It was a struggle to keep it at bay
Like Boy George when you tell him you're gay
It wrestled 3 legs free

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:25 pm

It was a struggle to keep it at bay
Like Boy George when you tell him you're gay
It wrestled 3 legs free
what came next is between you and me

by Guest Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:31 pm

It was a struggle to keep it at bay
Like Boy George when you tell him you're gay
It wrestled 3 legs free
what came next is between you and me
Now I walk with a right sided sway

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:31 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:32 pm

Can you ask them to show me the clip

by Guest Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:36 pm

Can you ask them to show me the clip
I can't now cos I'm due for a kip

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:38 pm

Can you ask them to show me the clip
I can't now cos I'm due for a kip
Ok then can you give me their number ?

by Guest Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:43 pm

Can you ask them to show me the clip
I can't now cos I'm due for a kip
Ok then can you give me their number ?
Ask Liney down under

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Feb 2013, 10:44 pm

Can you ask them to show me the clip
I can't now cos I'm due for a kip
Ok then can you give me their number ?
Ask Liney down under
I would but he's knee deep in sh1t

by **Pal Joey** Thu 07 Feb 2013, 9:49 am

It's a pity I had to work

by **Galted** Thu 07 Feb 2013, 12:10 pm

It's a pity I had to work
what's that a quaint Aussie quirk?

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