The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:37 pm

I think I'm in love with myself
And I quite fancy Fabian Delph
Though Guzan's much better
He makes me much wetter

by Guest Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:55 pm

I think I'm in love with myself
And I quite fancy Fabian Delph
Though Guzan's much better
He makes me much wetter
Than magazines from the top shelf

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:19 pm

by Guest Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39 pm

A Guinness, a wine and a shot

by westisbest Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:54 pm

A Guinness, a wine and a shot
I'm gonna down the lot

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:57 pm

A Guinness, a wine and a shot
I'm gonna down the lot
With the aid of a funnel

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:13 pm

A Guinness, a wine and a shot
I'm gonna down the lot
With the aid of a funnel
Down my chomping tunnel

by Guest Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:24 pm

A Guinness, a wine and a shot
I'm gonna down the lot
With the aid of a funnel
Down my chomping tunnel
Mixed up with my drivelling snot

by westisbest Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:28 pm

she looked at with me with great delight.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:33 pm

she looked at with me with great delight
As I beat up her husband in a fight

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 2:10 am

she looked at with me with great delight
As I beat up her husband in a fight
but her brother-in-law came to his aid

by **Galted** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 7:47 am

she looked at with me with great delight
As I beat up her husband in a fight
but her brother-in-law came to his aid
so I jabbed his throat with a spade

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:18 am

she looked at with me with great delight
As I beat up her husband in a fight
but her brother-in-law came to his aid
so I jabbed his throat with a spade
and we sped off on his bike into the night

by two_tone Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:05 pm

Unfortunately the bike had no breaks

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:06 pm

Unfortunately the bike had no breaks
Looked like we'd pay for all our mistakes

by **Galted** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:50 pm

Unfortunately the bike had no breaks
Looked like we'd pay for all our mistakes
but "brakes" was spelled wrongly

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 5:57 pm

Unfortunately the bike had no breaks
Looked like we'd pay for all our mistakes
but "brakes" was spelled wrongly
So I whipped out my dongly

by **Galted** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 6:30 pm

Unfortunately the bike had no breaks
Looked like we'd pay for all our mistakes
but "brakes" was spelled wrongly
So I whipped out my dongly
so quick that it still f*****g aches

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:22 pm

We pulled over to have a quick look

by **Galted** Wed 20 Feb 2013, 1:04 pm

We pulled over to have a quick look
at some photos I'd stashed in a book

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Feb 2013, 1:42 pm

We pulled over to have a quick look
at some photos I'd stashed in a book
Some were quite sticky

by **Galted** Wed 20 Feb 2013, 3:03 pm

We pulled over to have a quick look
at some photos I'd stashed in a book
Some were quite sticky
explaining was tricky

by Guest Wed 20 Feb 2013, 5:33 pm

We pulled over to have a quick look
at some photos I'd stashed in a book
Some were quite sticky
explaining was tricky
When the subject was Allister Cook

by **Galted** Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:51 pm

by westisbest Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:02 pm

I watched them enter the room

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:43 pm

I watched them enter the room
With the bride hand-cuffed to the groom

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:03 pm

I watched them enter the room
With the bride hand-cuffed to the groom
The celebrant began his short routine

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:46 pm

I watched them enter the room
With the bride hand-cuffed to the groom
The celebrant began his short routine
which involved a porn magazine

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:49 pm

I watched them enter the room
With the bride hand-cuffed to the groom
The celebrant began his short routine
which involved a porn magazine
and the splintered end of a broom

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 4:54 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 4:55 pm

The splinters were in really deep

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:57 pm

The splinters were in really deep
and the tears from his eyes did weep

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:59 pm

The splinters were in really deep
and the tears from his eyes did weep
For the wood had gone to the bone

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:00 pm

The splinters were in really deep
and the tears from his eyes did weep
For the wood had gone to the bone
Bypassing the kidney stone

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:06 pm

The splinters were in really deep
and the tears from his eyes did weep
For the wood had gone to the bone
Bypassing the kidney stone
and puncturing me right in the ......BEEP

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:07 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:08 pm

With my eyes fully shut

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:05 am

With my eyes fully shut
I was tied to a mutt

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25 pm

With my eyes fully shut
I was tied to a mutt
Who's tail it couldn't stop wagging

by **Galted** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:48 pm

With my eyes fully shut
I was tied to a mutt
Who's tail it couldn't stop wagging
as it gave my leg a good sh@gging

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:52 pm

With my eyes fully shut
I was tied to a mutt
Who's tail it couldn't stop wagging
as it gave my leg a good sh@gging
while i triple fingered it's butt

by **Galted** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:17 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:19 pm

My fingers were all sticky and brown

by **Galted** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:20 pm

My fingers were all sticky and brown
when the dog beckoned me to go down

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:23 pm

My fingers were all sticky and brown
when the dog beckoned me to go down
to look at it's hairy ball sack

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:22 pm

My fingers were all sticky and brown
when the dog beckoned me to go down
to look at it's hairy ball sack
made me want to put my cue back in the rack

by Guest Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:37 pm

My fingers were all sticky and brown
when the dog beckoned me to go down
to look at it's hairy ball sack
made me want to put my cue back in the rack
This ain't good, I'm in my dressing gown!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:41 pm

The cord was easily pried away

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:49 pm

The cord was easily pried away
Allowing me to easily sashay and sway

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:53 pm

The cord was easily pried away
Allowing me to easily sashay and sway
The dog took that as a signal

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