The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:30 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:01 pm

The cord was easily pried away
Allowing me to easily sashay and sway
The dog took that as a signal
And gave it a big pull

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:03 pm

The cord was easily pried away
Allowing me to easily sashay and sway
The dog took that as a signal
And gave it a big pull
And then knocked me right down on the hay

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:07 am

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:08 am

Be brave and stand your ground

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:35 am

Be brave and stand your ground
and face the excited slobbering hound

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:24 pm

Be brave and stand your ground
and face the excited slobbering hound
Just look him straight in the eye

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:50 pm

Be brave and stand your ground
and face the excited slobbering hound
Just look him straight in the eye
But be sure not to cry

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:58 pm

Be brave and stand your ground
and face the excited slobbering hound
Just look him straight in the eye
But be sure not to cry
and fart without making a sound

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:00 pm

I'm rollin', my posse got gunz

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:02 pm

I'm rollin', my posse got gunz
but where better at baking buns

by **Galted** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:15 pm

I'm rollin', my posse got gunz
but where better at baking buns
we're polite to our b1tches

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:17 pm

I'm rollin', my posse got gunz
but where better at baking buns
we're polite to our b1tches
love sewing and stitches

by **Galted** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:35 pm

I'm rollin', my posse got gunz
but where better at baking buns
we're polite to our b1tches
love sewing and stitches
but prefer drive-by shootings and puns

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:36 pm

With da Ho's getting down in ma hood

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:49 pm

With da Ho's getting down in ma hood
And da Chav's always up to no good

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:54 pm

With da Ho's getting down in ma hood
And da Chav's always up to no good
Wiv der chains hangin low from der necks

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:55 pm

With da Ho's getting down in ma hood
And da Chav's always up to no good
Wiv der chains hangin low from der necks
Dey hipper than Becks

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:58 pm

With da Ho's getting down in ma hood
And da Chav's always up to no good
Wiv der chains hangin low from der necks
Dey hipper than Becks
like my bruda we sealed it in blood

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:20 pm

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:22 pm

I'm to old to talk like a kid

by **Galted** Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:52 pm

I'm to old to talk like a kid
too late mate you just did

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:22 pm

I'm to old to talk like a kid
too late mate you just did
We'll never mature

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:30 pm

I'm to old to talk like a kid
too late mate you just did
We'll never mature
Unlike horse's manure

by **Galted** Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:38 pm

I'm to old to talk like a kid
too late mate you just did
We'll never mature
Unlike horse's manure
I'll show you my balls for a quid

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:41 pm

(genuinely loled at that!)

by **Galted** Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:22 pm

Freek loled without starting a rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:26 pm

Freek loled without starting a rhyme
Not to rhyme is a crime, not sublime

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:26 pm

Freek loled without starting a rhyme
It's your balls Galty, wanna see mine?

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:37 pm

Freek loled without starting a rhyme
It's your balls Galty, wanna see mine?
there big sweaty and hairy

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:39 pm

Freek loled without starting a rhyme
It's your balls Galty, wanna see mine?
there big sweaty and hairy
With milk like a dairy

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:40 pm

Freek loled without starting a rhyme
It's your balls Galty, wanna see mine?
there big sweaty and hairy
With milk like a dairy
like a hot dog soaking in brine

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:44 pm

I've just give my dear wife a good slap

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:44 pm

I've just give my dear wife a good slap
right on her big beautiful bap

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:47 pm

I've just give my dear wife a good slap
right on her big beautiful bap
Then I unleashed a punt

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:50 pm

I've just give my dear wife a good slap
right on her big beautiful bap
Then I unleashed a punt
into her porky young runt

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:54 pm

I've just give my dear wife a good slap
right on her big beautiful bap
Then I unleashed a punt
into her porky young runt
And the blood is leaking like a tap

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:55 pm

As her teeth bit into my thigh

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:55 pm

As her teeth bit into my thigh
It was hard not to scream out and cry

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:57 pm

As her teeth bit into my thigh
It was hard not to scream out and cry
But the pleasure i felt was so good

by Guest Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:59 pm

As her teeth bit into my thigh
It was hard not to scream out and cry
But the pleasure i felt was so good
That I still carry wood

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:01 am

As her teeth bit into my thigh
It was hard not to scream out and cry
But the pleasure i felt was so good
That I still carry wood
and come when i let out a sigh

by Guest Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:11 am

I am currently sipping on wine

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:15 am

I am currently sipping on wine
while slowly chopping a line

by Guest Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:23 am

I am currently sipping on wine
while slowly chopping a line
The headache awaits

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:24 am

I am currently sipping on wine
while slowly chopping a line
The headache awaits
but those are the breaks

by Guest Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:25 am

I am currently sipping on wine
while slowly chopping a line
The headache awaits
but those are the breaks
Now I'm jammin' to fog on the tyne!

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:26 am

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:27 am

Out fishing with Gazza and beers

by Guest Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:32 am

Out fishing with Gazza and beers
Toasting Raoul Moat and hanging with queers

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:48 am

Out fishing with Gazza and beers
Toasting Raoul Moat and hanging with queers
after that were going to rehab

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