The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec - 11:30

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Sat 2 Mar - 10:19

So with my bag by my side i set off
To strangers my hat I did doff
but my pants i kept on
but not for too long
cos I prefer getting it wet to a boff

by **Kenny** Sat 2 Mar - 10:49

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 13:33

Do I stick, do I twist, do I run?

by **Galted** Sat 2 Mar - 13:40

Do I stick, do I twist, do I run?
playing with sh1t is such fun

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 13:59

Do I stick, do I twist, do I run?
playing with sh1t is such fun
I've handled some turds

by **Galted** Sat 2 Mar - 14:57

Do I stick, do I twist, do I run?
playing with sh1t is such fun
I've handled some turds
to impress Essex birds

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 16:18

Do I stick, do I twist, do I run?
playing with sh1t is such fun
I've handled some turds
to impress Essex birds
And I've even rubbed poopie on one

by **Galted** Sat 2 Mar - 16:22

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 16:31

Is it beer or wine for the Freek?

by **Kenny** Sat 2 Mar - 16:44

Is it beer or wine for the Freek?
with none in the house it looks bleak

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 16:54

Is it beer or wine for the Freek?
with none in the house it looks bleak
But never despair

by **Kenny** Sat 2 Mar - 16:56

Is it beer or wine for the Freek?
with none in the house it looks bleak
But never despair
Because the cupboards not bare

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 17:01

Is it beer or wine for the Freek?
with none in the house it looks bleak
But never despair
Because the cupboards not bare
There's some powder to go up my beak

by **Kenny** Sat 2 Mar - 17:02

by Guest Sat 2 Mar - 17:15

You can't beat a line of the pure

by **Kenny** Sun 3 Mar - 13:59

You can't beat a line of the pure
For a natural high ? im not sure

by Guest Sun 3 Mar - 16:04

You can't beat a line of the pure
For a natural high ? im not sure
Are poppers your bag?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 3 Mar - 17:45

You can't beat a line of the pure
For a natural high ? im not sure
Are poppers your bag?
Or a nice blend of shag?

by Guest Sun 3 Mar - 18:06

You can't beat a line of the pure
For a natural high ? im not sure
Are poppers your bag?
Or a nice blend of shag?
You may laugh but I'm snorting manure

by **Galted** Sun 3 Mar - 19:07

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 5 Mar - 13:55

So what are the vices of Galted?

by **Galted** Tue 5 Mar - 14:03

So what are the vices of Galted?
horse-flavoured crisps highly salted

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 5 Mar - 14:04

So what are the vices of Galted?
horse-flavoured crisps highly salted
They're labelled as 'beef'

by **Galted** Tue 5 Mar - 14:16

So what are the vices of Galted?
horse-flavoured crisps highly salted
They're labelled as 'beef'
to wide disbelief

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 5 Mar - 15:04

So what are the vices of Galted?
horse-flavoured crisps highly salted
They're labelled as 'beef'
to wide disbelief
It's high time this horse-sh!t was halted!

by **Galted** Tue 5 Mar - 15:08

JuliusHMarxism's rife on this thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 5 Mar - 15:13

JuliusHMarxism's rife on this thread
And I've got some fat chick in my bed

by **Galted** Tue 5 Mar - 15:22

JuliusHMarxism's rife on this thread
And I've got some fat chick in my bed
she wants a garotting

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 5 Mar - 16:29

JuliusHMarxism's rife on this thread
And I've got some fat chick in my bed
she wants a garotting
because she keeps far(o)ting

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 16:44

JuliusHMarxism's rife on this thread
And I've got some fat chick in my bed
she wants a garotting
because she keeps far(o)ting
so i think i play nintendo instead

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 21:42

Juggling grenades is not easy

by **Galted** Tue 5 Mar - 21:48

Juggling grenades is not easy
watching it done makes me queasy

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 21:51

Juggling grenades is not easy
watching it done makes me queasy
I'd give an arm or a leg

by Guest Tue 5 Mar - 21:52

Juggling grenades is not easy
watching it done makes me queasy
I'd give an arm or a leg
Or my nutsack instead

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 21:53

Juggling grenades is not easy
watching it done makes me queasy
I'd give an arm or a leg
Or my nutsack instead
So long as they are not very greasy

by Guest Tue 5 Mar - 22:03

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:15

When your upto your ears in the muck

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:18

When your upto your ears in the muck
and you've lost the keys to the truck

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:20

When your upto your ears in the muck
and you've lost the keys to the truck
just try to keep the smile on your face

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:21

When your up to your ears in the muck
and you've lost the keys to the truck
just try to keep the smile on your face
watching a re-run of Hale & Pace

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:24

When your up to your ears in the muck
and you've lost the keys to the truck
just try to keep the smile on your face
watching a re-run of Hale & Pace
or finding a chicken to pluck ..................yes PLUCK

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:26

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:28

The eggs were starting to hatch

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:29

The eggs were starting to hatch
of my very first dinosaur batch

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:33

The eggs were starting to hatch
of my very first dinosaur batch
im hoping not to get eaten

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:35

The eggs were starting to hatch
of my very first dinosaur batch
im hoping not to get eaten
so I'll remember to feed 'em

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:41

The eggs were starting to hatch
of my very first dinosaur batch
im hoping not to get eaten
so I'll remember to feed 'em
while keeping the door on the latch

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:45

T-rex was scratching at my door

by **Kenny** Tue 5 Mar - 23:51

T-rex was scratching at my door
and was making his toes very sore

by **Pal Joey** Tue 5 Mar - 23:52

T-rex was scratching at my door
and was making his toes very sore
I could see he was irritated

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