The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Mar 2013, 11:53 pm

T-rex was scratching at my door
and was making his toes very sore
I could see he was irritated
as the skin on his claws became grated

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 Mar 2013, 11:57 pm

T-rex was scratching at my door
and was making his toes very sore
I could see he was irritated
as the skin on his claws became grated
so I just dropped some more crumbs on the floor

by **Kenny** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 12:00 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 12:01 am

Eventually I let him come in

by **Galted** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 7:15 am

Eventually I let him come in
then I hid with the kids in the bin

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:02 am

Eventually I let him come in
then I hid with the kids in the bin
But he sniffed out my meat

by **Galted** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:18 am

Eventually I let him come in
then I hid with the kids in the bin
But he sniffed out my meat
and bit off my feet

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:22 am

Eventually I let him come in
then I hid with the kids in the bin
But he sniffed out my meat
and bit off my feet
then gave me a lick on my chin

by **Galted** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:50 am

Then I noticed my wife on his back

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 9:06 am

Then I noticed my wife on his back
In a neat little number - which was black

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 10:54 am

Then I noticed my wife on his back
In a neat little number - which was black
She tickled his nipples

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 11:00 am

Then I noticed my wife on his back
In a neat little number - which was black
She tickled his nipples
and his scales moved in ripples

by **Galted** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 1:38 pm

Then I noticed my wife on his back
In a neat little number - which was black
She tickled his nipples
and his scales moved in ripples
then her arm disappeared up his crack

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 2:13 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 2:14 pm

In fact, there was room there to spare

by **Galted** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 2:32 pm

In fact, there was room there to spare
with a bit of a stink in the air

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 3:25 pm

In fact, there was room there to spare
with a bit of a stink in the air
We all held our breath

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:05 pm

In fact, there was room there to spare
with a bit of a stink in the air
We all held our breath
and I felt out of my depth

by **Galted** Wed 06 Mar 2013, 8:20 pm

In fact, there was room there to spare
with a bit of a stink in the air
We all held our breath
and I felt out of my depth
took all my f*****g nerve to not swear

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 10:36 am

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 10:36 am

As the last air left my lungs i fell down

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 11:02 am

As the last air left my lungs i fell down
And landed in something sticky and brown

by **Galted** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 11:44 am

As the last air left my lungs i fell down
And landed in something sticky and brown
I tried not to spew

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 11:49 am

As the last air left my lungs i fell down
And landed in something sticky and brown
I tried not to spew
As I sank in the poo

by **Galted** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 11:55 am

As the last air left my lungs i fell down
And landed in something sticky and brown
I tried not to spew
As I sank in the poo
but then realised that I'd drown

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 12:02 pm

After that it's a bit of a haze

by **Galted** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 12:09 pm

After that it's a bit of a haze
as I crawled through the s**t-sodden maze

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 12:11 pm

After that it's a bit of a haze
as I crawled through the s**t-sodden maze
Somehow I got free

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 3:04 pm

After that it's a bit of a haze
as I crawled through the s**t-sodden maze
Somehow I got free
With just a graze to my knee

by Guest Thu 07 Mar 2013, 4:47 pm

After that it's a bit of a haze
as I crawled through the s**t-sodden maze
Somehow I got free
With just a graze to my knee
And a nightmare that lasted for days

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 4:58 pm

bravo

After a week i finally came round

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:02 pm

After a week i finally came round
And had a rather nice latte, fresh ground

by Guest Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:10 pm

After a week i finally came round
And had a rather nice latte, fresh ground
That cost me a quid

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:12 pm

After a week i finally came round
And had a rather nice latte, fresh ground
That cost me a quid
that i bought from a kid

by Guest Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:14 pm

After a week i finally came round
And had a rather nice latte, fresh ground
That cost me a quid
that i bought from a kid
Who I shot without making a sound

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:16 pm

That will teach them to make it just right

by Guest Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:23 pm

That will teach them to make it just right
It was ground, it was nice, it was sh!te

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:24 pm

That will teach them to make it just right
It was ground, it was nice, it was sh!te
i told him i WANTED 2 SUGARS !

by **Galted** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 8:18 pm

That will teach them to make it just right
It was ground, it was nice, it was sh!te
i told him i WANTED 2 SUGARS !
but he slipped in 2 boogers

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 8:24 pm

That will teach them to make it just right
It was ground, it was nice, it was sh!te
i told him i WANTED 2 SUGARS !
but he slipped in 2 boogers
And spat in it just out of spite

by Guest Fri 08 Mar 2013, 6:09 pm

An Irish coffee is a a good tipple

by **Galted** Fri 08 Mar 2013, 8:57 pm

An Irish coffee is a good tipple
though too much can leave your brain cripple

by Guest Fri 08 Mar 2013, 9:21 pm

An Irish coffee is a good tipple
though too much can leave your brain cripple
You'll stumble and fall

by littleswannygirl Fri 08 Mar 2013, 9:34 pm

An Irish coffee is a good tipple
though too much can leave your brain cripple
You'll stumble and fall
And remember very little at all

by **Galted** Fri 08 Mar 2013, 9:39 pm

An Irish coffee is a good tipple
though too much can leave your brain cripple
You'll stumble and fall
And remember very little at all
and wonder how you got tattooed round your nipple

by littleswannygirl Fri 08 Mar 2013, 9:46 pm

by Guest Fri 08 Mar 2013, 10:16 pm

The nipple tattoo is quite dope

by **Galted** Fri 08 Mar 2013, 10:25 pm

The nipple tattoo is quite dope
I've got on on my ar$e of the pope

by **Pal Joey** Fri 08 Mar 2013, 10:41 pm

The nipple tattoo is quite dope
I've got on on my ar$e of the pope
He's got that faint smile

by Guest Fri 08 Mar 2013, 10:47 pm

The nipple tattoo is quite dope
I've got one on my ar$e of the pope
He's got that faint smile
That spells out pedophile

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