The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:30 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:20 am

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y

by **Galted** Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:31 am

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:24 pm

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"
It's a cheeky old chappie

by **Galted** Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:57 pm

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"
It's a cheeky old chappie
it's a wet adult nappie

by Guest Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:40 pm

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"
It's a cheeky old chappie
it's a wet adult nappie
It's a murdering mod and it's name is Crimey

by **Galted** Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:51 pm

touche

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:22 pm

by Guest Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:33 am

I'm leaving this joint with the swag

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:03 am

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag

by Guest Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:32 am

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag
Then off to the port

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:38 am

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag
Then off to the port
To make sure I'm not caught

by Guest Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:46 am

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag
Then off to the port
To make sure I'm not caught
And I'm not even telling my slag!

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:01 pm

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:02 pm

I was alone and spanking the monkey

by **Galted** Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:21 pm

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie

by Guest Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:31 pm

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie
My hard drive is packed

by **Galted** Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:04 pm

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie
My hard drive is packed
with milfs in the act

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:35 am

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie
My hard drive is packed
with milfs in the act
of teaching their kids to ride donkeys

by **Galted** Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:52 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:06 pm

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:38 am

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:18 am

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear
But when a seagull approached

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:19 pm

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear
But when a seagull approached
And a splatter encroached

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:23 pm

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear
But when a seagull approached
And a splatter encroached
It nearly shattered his middle ear

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:24 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:25 pm

Just keep to the pavement at night

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:41 pm

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:47 pm

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might
stumble and fall in a ditch

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:51 pm

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might
stumble and fall in a ditch
onto a puss covered witch

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:56 pm

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might
stumble and fall in a ditch
onto a puss covered witch
which is sure to give you a fright

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:00 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:07 pm

There once was a girl with a spot

by Guest Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:44 pm

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:33 am

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott
she drowned in a face full of puss

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:35 am

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott
she drowned in a face full of puss
From a zit that was enormous

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:39 am

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott
she drowned in a face full of puss
From a zit that was enormous
But never mind her songs are easily forgot

by Guest Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:41 am

There's a room in my inn for you all

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:43 am

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat ,skinny or tall

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:17 am

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat ,skinny or tall
So leave your clothes at the door

by **Galted** Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:45 pm

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat, skinny or tall
So leave your clothes at the door
squeeze your b0ll0cks and roar

by **Kenny** Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:12 pm

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat, skinny or tall
So leave your clothes at the door
squeeze your b0ll0cks and roar
And form a que in the hall

by sparxz Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:18 pm

I'm back and I wanted to say

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:24 pm

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:35 am

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay
My new partner sells art

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:55 am

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay
My new partner sells art
And when his buttcheeks part

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:12 am

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay
My new partner sells art
And when his buttcheeks part
That's when we start to make hay

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:06 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:06 pm

Always say please and thank you

by Guest Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:40 pm

Always say please and thank you
If you dont I will find you and spank you

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:42 am

Always say please and thank you
If you dont I will find you and spank you
Mind your P's and Q's

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