most annoying character on tv

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Chloe O'Brien from 24 has to be up there.

Galted wrote:Jack Whitehall.  What a complete and utter plank.  Just had to give up watching the first QI of the new series with 25 minutes remaining due to his self-congratulatory inanity.  Ffs, if you're going to laugh hysterically at your own jokes at least make them vaguely funny, everything he says is just groanworthily predictable, would love to thrust a fist into that gormless grin of his.  He makes Brian Blessed and Reginald D Hunter tolerable.

It's close.

Also detest Gabby Logan. The great british quiz is terrible.

Agree with Whitehall, the guy is just not funny.
 
The mother in Arrow is quite annoying.
 
Watching the lastest series of the Ultimate Fighter.
Gotta say, although I find her attractive, Ronda Rousey does my head in.

I really hate Miranda Hart. I recorded Cars (film) for my son on BBC1 over Xmas and he loves it so its on every other day, but as soon as it finishes, an advert for Miranda Harts Xmas Special show comes on and I feel like throwing the remote at the tele! She's not funny, ugly and very annoying.

I also hate Jack Whitehall! What an annoying cretin he is! And also that annoying buck teethed lad who used to be on Mock The Week whose name I cant remember.

You mean Russell Howard?

Another I dont find funny.

Dot Cotton

Nosey old bag.

Russell Howard is about as funny as passing a kidney stone. I agree with that 'Miranda' character, too. God-awful show.

I think most of my "most hated" have been mentioned such as Miranda, Gabby Logan and Phoebe from Friends (and James Corden a bit) but I'd like to add Chris Evans (arguably the most punchable man in the history of television) and Lois (irritating voice) and Brian (I vary between not hating and loathing him) from Family Guy. But most of all..... Aleesha Dixon. I'd like her to go skydiving without a parachute. She's a rude, unfunny, know-it-all **** and whenever I speak about her I think my blood pressure genuinely rises.

Oh, and anyone from The Big Bang Theory. Am I missing something with this show?????

Not a character but I f*****g hate Louis Walsh. How this doddery old c**t is still working I'll never know. He must have pictures of Simon Cowell in a very compromising postion because there's no other reason this frigtard should be allowed to judge people on singing ability or, to my mind be allowed within seven miles of adolescent males.

"Give us a chance Louis, we'll do anything to be famous"
"Will you now? Fiddle de dee de do!"

Even band he's been involved with miraculously ends up having a gay one...and it's getting to the point where his burning desire to "mentor the boys" is becoming something of a running joke on the show. Given the scandals surrounding numerous celebrities of late, do we really want edited clips of Louis Walsh saying, "I'd love to get hold of those boys now"

However, it's his refusal/inability to comprehend the basic premise of the show that really winds me up. He sits there telling talentless brain donors that they have star quality and tells others that they're just what the show needs, that they're something new and fresh and then tells them in the next breath that they sound like (name of random famous singer).

How are they fresh if they sound like some one else you plank?

Can't believe people have mentioned Deb from Dexter. What's wrong with her?

Phoebe from Friends is definitely annoying though. Pretty much any character from EastEnders or Hollyoaks could also be included. I never much liked van Alden in Boardwalk Empire either.

Going old-skool, Screech from Saved by the Bell.

can not be doing with Keith Lemon - uttter tool (didnt like Avid Merrion either)

Noel Edmonds big stupid face doing deal or no deal grinds my gears

Jessie J ruins the voice for me

VDT wrote:Jessie J ruins the voice for me

Jessie J's voice ruins the world for me....and there are a million other reasons other than Jessie J for the Voice being s**t.

i like to do a Simon peg hotfuzz shooting scene in eastenders . two barrel shot gun in max face for a start two pistol shooting dive towards kat and Ian beal and a assault rifle full magazine in Phil Michell fat face shouting try waking up in hospital after this

DAVE667 wrote:

VDT wrote:Jessie J ruins the voice for me

Jessie J's voice ruins the world for me....and there are a million other reasons other than Jessie J for the Voice being s**t.

 

Another annoying woman on TV is Katie Hopkins. Not a TV star exactly but trying damn hard to become one.

Mike from "The Young Ones" was really irritating and not at all funny

rick_dagless wrote:Mike from "The Young Ones" was really irritating and not at all funny

I never really understood the point of him. Had to feel a bit sorry for the actor, got all the worst lines.

Alexi Sayle was even worse.

Galted wrote:I never really understood the point of him. Had to feel a bit sorry for the actor, got all the worst lines.

yeah but he delivered tham badly also, he was poo as dave the hedgehog in bottom as well.

but you are spot on he did get all the cack lines as well

Stella wrote:Alexi Sayle was even worse.

i thought he was class as the train driver but he was definately a comedian of the times and got a bit irritating as the landlord

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:I never really understood the point of him. Had to feel a bit sorry for the actor, got all the worst lines.

yeah but he delivered tham badly also, he was poo as dave the hedgehog in bottom as well.

but you are spot on he did get all the cack lines as well

I watched him in a play (Of Mice and Men) in Nottingham twenty years back. He wasn't a bad actor, but was always very wooden on the tV.

Stella wrote:Alexi Sayle was even worse.

He was bad (apart from the Doctor Martens Shoes song), was pretty much like a drunk thinking he's funny because he's loud.

i think it was a combo of cack lines, wooden acting, and being in the same scenes as some of the more charismatic actors which in total made it poo stain and irritating that it broke up a very funny show

i could imagine Alexi Sayle being Lenny in Of Mice and Men though....

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:I never really understood the point of him. Had to feel a bit sorry for the actor, got all the worst lines.

yeah but he delivered tham badly also, he was poo as dave the hedgehog in bottom as well.

but you are spot on he did get all the cack lines as well

Thought he was better as Dave Hedgehog than Mike the Cool Person. However, Christopher Ryan is a pretty poor actor. He was rubbish in Absolutely Fabulous (it was all cack imo) and he was also in a programme called "Small World " or similar where he was the renegade leader of a group of people who were deemed outcasts for being short.

two_tone wrote:Chris Moyles
Paul Merson (Have I Got News For You)....

...and Arsenal.

Merton or Merson? One's a clever dick and..............

Mrs Merton? She was ok!

Catherine Tate - can't abide her or her characters.

DAVE667 wrote:Catherine Tate - can't abide her or her characters.

Nice t.ts though.

I think Christopher Ryan was lucky to be famous by association to all the actually funny guys in that group.

still can not imagine him in Mice & Men though  

Catherine Tate was really irritating in Dr Who!!

Stella wrote:Merton or Merson? One's a clever dick and..............

Mrs Merton? She was ok!

I like Paul Merton and Mrs. Merton.

I don't mind Paul Merson.

Stella wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Catherine Tate - can't abide her or her characters.

Nice t.ts though.

Biog...not sure about nice (haven't seen 'em) There's a woman I work with with a great looking pair and we got together many years ago. Have to say that I was somewhat disappointed when confronted with them. Didn't stop me doing the business but nevertheless I can't say I enjoyed myself as much as I hoped I was going to.

However, to this day I rate bra manufacturers on the same scale as evil dictators

i liked the Alexi sayle sketch show tho . that was pretty funny and i was expecting much . the most annoying people on tv is dick and Dom

rick_dagless wrote:I think Christopher Ryan was lucky to be famous by association to all the actually funny guys in that group.

still can not imagine him in Mice & Men though  

Catherine Tate was really irritating in Dr Who!!

He was playing George, not Lenny, just to be actually clear on the subject.

DAVE667 wrote: There's a woman I work with with a great looking pair and we got together many years ago. Have to say that I was somewhat disappointed when confronted with them. Didn't stop me doing the business but nevertheless I can't say I enjoyed myself as much as I hoped I was going to.

However, to this day I rate bra manufacturers on the same scale as evil dictators

Presumably that's why your reign of terror in the north started?

I'd always assumed it was listening to heavy metal records played backwards.

bhb001 wrote:He was playing George, not Lenny, just to be actually clear on the subject.

lol unless verne troyler (sic?) was george i would hope so

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote: There's a woman I work with with a great looking pair and we got together many years ago. Have to say that I was somewhat disappointed when confronted with them. Didn't stop me doing the business but nevertheless I can't say I enjoyed myself as much as I hoped I was going to.

However, to this day I rate bra manufacturers on the same scale as evil dictators

Presumably that's why your reign of terror in the north started?

I'd always assumed it was listening to heavy metal records played backwards.

They don't sound any different, nor do they if you're sideways, upside down or sitting in a chair

 

Tried it a few times in my youth with a variety of bands but it just sounded like a girl trying to put a record on at a party.

Kat Slater

Rylan Clark

wtf