should we have seperate competitions for those going out at the cup group stage?

should we?

What's a compotion?

I don't know what a compotion is but it scares me greatly

i dunno how to spell the real word okay compatition?

Out of interest, how did you pass english at any stage?

You don't need English when you have that much swag.

GSC wrote:Out of interest, how did you pass english at any stage?

got a C

wrote my exam on steve fletcher

cherriesfna wrote:

GSC wrote:Out of interest, how did you pass english at any stage?

got a C

wrote my exam on steve fletcher

Did he lay still throughout?

I got an A* in my English Language GSCE, I was one of only two boys in the entire West Midlands to get one. And the other was my best mate.

Nowadays kids get A*s for writing junk, it's really unfair

And no to separate competitions btw, if it means I don't get £1.5m for tactics, so be it. I'd rather keep the integrity of the Cup intact, and if I get knocked out, have a week off.

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

GSC wrote:Out of interest, how did you pass english at any stage?

got a C

wrote my exam on steve fletcher

Did he lay still throughout?

the question was write about someone or somewhere that shoudl be rememberd and i wrote mine on a 40 year old bournemouth player

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

GSC wrote:Out of interest, how did you pass english at any stage?

got a C

wrote my exam on steve fletcher

Did he lay still throughout?

the question was write about someone or somewhere that shoudl be rememberd and i wrote mine on a 40 year old bournemouth player

Yeah, you said.
How did he get in the exam hall? Did the teachers not mind?

I wrote my English exam on classic poetry, after doing coursework on a technical study on the opening scenes of Braveheart and a live debate between me and a friend while pretending to be various Prime Ministers from throughout history. How times have changed

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

GSC wrote:Out of interest, how did you pass english at any stage?

got a C

wrote my exam on steve fletcher

Did he lay still throughout?

the question was write about someone or somewhere that shoudl be rememberd and i wrote mine on a 40 year old bournemouth player

Yeah, you said.
How did he get in the exam hall? Did the teachers not mind?

fletch does what hw nats when he wants

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Azzy Mahmood wrote:I wrote my English exam on classic poetry, after doing coursework on a technical study on the opening scenes of Braveheart and a live debate between me and a friend while pretending to be various Prime Ministers from throughout history. How times have changed

also ahd to write something about of mice and men, was it wrong of me to have a slight giigle at the end of the film version

We did poetry, a short story of our own concoction, and something on either Wuthering Heights or another book I've clearly blocked out. Only 8 years ago

when in life do you require the skills to detect the certain language devies used by an author of a poem!

cherriesfna wrote:when in life do you require the skills to detect the certain language devies used by an author of a poem!

When trying to impress smart girls.

hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

what do they want to eb called, accractive female?

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

also WRONG

he uses an ABBCCC rhyme scheme , aha tricked you, mno smart girls for you

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

what do they want to eb called, accractive female?

I don't think calling them accractive will get you far. It makes it sound like you're thinking of their cracks.

I would just go with "hi", "hello", "good day". Something androgynous.

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

what do they want to eb called, accractive female?

I don't think calling them accractive will get you far. It makes it sound like you're thinking of their cracks.

I would just go with "hi", "hello", "good day". Something androgynous.

what about Sup B****

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

also WRONG

he uses an ABBCCC rhyme scheme , aha tricked you, mno smart girls for you

I've never read The Raven I don't think. I have seen the Simpsons halloween episode based on it. Does that count? That would definitely bag a smartie.

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:hey babe, did you know that in his poem The Raven Edgar Allan Poe used a perfect example of an ABAB rhyme scheme and used metaphors effectivley in the 3rd Paragraph,

You failed on word two. Smart girls don't want to be called babe.

The rest is fine.

what do they want to eb called, accractive female?

I don't think calling them accractive will get you far. It makes it sound like you're thinking of their cracks.

I would just go with "hi", "hello", "good day". Something androgynous.

what about Sup B****

Did I forget to include "sup bitch" in my first post?

My mistake. Always open with that.

good good ill go try it now

I've got my 3 year old reading books that are for 6 year olds. He can count past 100 and do his 2 and 3 times tables. He knows how to fix the computer if it crashes, he can reset my tablet when it crashes, he can find all the websites he likes, he does the vacuuming, he makes collages from the Argos catalogue, he can do some sign language, he can cook a boiled egg, make angel delight, wash up, change batteries in remotes, get stuff out of the shed, ride a bike without stabilisers, catch two balls at once, change DVDs and clean them with a cloth...

Any skill that you can learn, do it. You never know in life when you might need to detect language devices in poetry - I was brilliant at Maths as a kid, but found it was taught so boringly that I gave up on it. Now I'm a statistician, and wish to God I'd paid more attention to my Maths and IT lessons.

Trust me Cherries, there's no such thing as a useless skill.

Yes if we there is a prize to make people want to compete

My thoughts are the cup should be scrapped. Maybe do it as an end of season bit of fun if anything.