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Season 2 begins this week with tactics for the first game due by 11.59 on Friday 15th February

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Fixtures for season 2 are up for both leagues

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Trebs
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Trebs, send votes to Sodhat

Get your Azzriction's in HERE to stand a chance of winning this week's £1m prize

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky No Respek FC - Azzy
Pass the Deutschie - Viva

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The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries Spanish Bank FC - GSC Moleicester City - Fernando
VFL BASSENDER - CF

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Soddy, Gareth Bale FC sounds about rigth. Did everthing on his own last week, both goal & guess what, no assists from a team mate, all solo

I wouldn't, she is the epitome of rankness. Proper scummy tart.

Fair enough. I wont lie, I probs would. I struggle to believe after a few bevvies you'd turn it down.

He always looked like a pedo tbf

quite true

Morning all.

Tactics are submitted so that's the first potential points deduction avoided

I better start working on mine now then instead of last minute!

Got yours afro

Morning one and all, hope y'all keeping well, Helen Flanagan, yes she's thick as and looks a proper Manc tart, but like Z3 said, after a few you'd be hard pushed not to have a go.

Thanks GSC.

Between you and Sod, as soon as you receive both sets for a match, I would stick them up.

Me and Treb's will be doing the same with the Championship tactics.

The earlier they are in, the better for me as I can post them up before I leave work.

Hero wrote:Morning one and all, hope y'all keeping well, Helen Flanagan, yes she's thick as and looks a proper Manc tart, but like Z3 said, after a few you'd be hard pushed not to have a go.

I wouldn't need a few. I would be straight there stone cold sober.

There's only two reasons for considering it, and I've got two better reasons at home, so no thanks

It's amazing how life like these blow up dolls can be nowadays isn't it, Azzy?

I'd rather have one of them, at least you wouldn't have to put up with her whiny Manc accent

but like Z3 said

I like the Z3 Hero, catchy! Hope you all pay attention.

Thats what im taking about Soddy! Crackin body.

There's only two reasons for considering it, and I've got two better reasons at home.

are they a 50 inch PC monitor and a bookmark to pornhub?

I will do my absolute best to do some sheep today, but as of right now I have work to be doing, so it'll be later. I'll be around if anyone else does one before then.

Never heard of that site, will have to check it out

And I didn't realise you could get PC monitors so big either

Thinking about it (not too hard cos I'm at work like), but if you had to be suffocated by someones fun bags, whose are you choosing?

Could be a sheep question right there.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'd rather have one of them, at least you wouldn't have to put up with her whiny Manc accent

Apparantely I have a whiney Manc accent!
I think it's more Lancashire/Cheshire one though being as I don't come from Manchester.

I always read your posts with the accent of a southern dandy

And I didn't realise you could get PC monitors so big either

Hook it up to your tv.
Thats what ill be doing WHEN DELL GET THEIR D**** OUT THEIR A**** AND DISPATCHED MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!
Ordered it on the 6th Feb as the 10% voucher code expired that day. Said on the website it would be dispatched the next day on the 7th.
Got an email from Dell wednesday evening saying estimated delivery date is 22nd Feb!
So from what was supposed to be around 5 days as advertised theya re taking 16. Ive emailed complaining asking for my £20 delivery charge back.
Got some freshie (no offense if anyone here is fresh) from call center call in India call me which just didnt go well so im only talking to them via email so I have a record of everything. #RantOver

suffocated by someones fun bags, whose are you choosing?

Off the top of my head, Jess Jane Clements. No Wait! Kat Dennings!! there mahoosive.

sodhat wrote:I always read your posts with the accent of a southern dandy

Quoffing a sherry whilst the hounds can be heard in the background mauling a commoner?

sodhat wrote:I always read your posts with the accent of a southern dandy

See I read them with a Gandalf lilt to them.

On fun bags, one of the benefits of pregnancy is they grow a bit so I have hours of fun at the moment. I do sometimes worry I might wake her up, but so far so good

Hey lads, I think Rafael has a side career in stand up comedy on the go:

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8500952/Manchester-United-full-back-Rafael-is-hopeful-of-being-called-up-by-Brazil

Rafael...hopes his performance in Wednesday's match will earn him recognition from new Brazil head coach Luiz Felipe Scolari.

Don't call us Rafa

Yeah my Mrs normally is more eggcup than handful but they became Page 3-esque during pregnancy.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:I always read your posts with the accent of a southern dandy

See I read them with a Gandalf lilt to them.

On fun bags, one of the benefits of pregnancy is they grow a bit so I have hours of fun at the moment. I do sometimes worry I might wake her up, but so far so good

If she woke up you'd have to pretend you were sleep-molesting

sometimes worry I might wake her up, but so far so good

hahahaha

Rafa's a bit silly with that one. Ozil tore him apart but I still think hes having a good season so far & defo improved. One bad game against the one of the worlds best players & another top quality player dont make him carp Azzy.

Trebs sent me his tactics. Somebody hasn't got to grips with the new arrangement for sending tactics

Trebs sent me his tactics. Somebody hasn't got to grips with the new arrangement for sending tactics Wink

I thought Viva would eb the one who sends them to the wrong person...after asking twice lol
no offense Viva

Marky wrote:Trebs sent me his tactics. Somebody hasn't got to grips with the new arrangement for sending tactics

What a pity it isn't the week you are playing him, that would have been doubly funny.

Viva did do that once. He accidentally sent his tactics to Hero instead of Sod, asking for his opinion, in the week the was playing Hero. Trouble Hero had was he didn't know whether Viva was bluffing

Haha none taken. I'd pick on myself too if I wasn't me.

What did everyone (Olly not included) do for valentines?

Was ill all day then made homemade meatballs an tomato sauce

I feel like wumming someone on twitter. Whos up for it?

[quote]What did everyone (Olly not included) do for valentines? [/quote]
Why Olly not included? Is it because taking your cousin out for valentines doesnt count? it does in Norwich...

[b]Edie: [/b]I did nothing Viva. Well got the Mrs flowers & choccies but thats it. I dont need a day a year to tell me to treat her, I do whenever I want & she knows that so valentines isnt a big thing for us.

You do much?

Like who?

I had a nice meal indoors with the wife. Sirloin Steak in peppercorn sauce, half of her steak ( ) chicken wings and chips, and a few beers. She she had some posh cheese and tomato things to counter my wings and a bottle of wine to herself. Treating her to Die Hard 5 on Sunday night!

I played 5-a-side football and won 10-3.

Valentines day is such a slam dunk when you're in a relationship. So long as you don't forget and give flowers/chocolates/card etc you are guaranteed to look like a hero.

Went out to eat got her a few things im getting my nexus 7 today.

GSC a random person

I reckon we should all give @official_nothing some abuse, he looks like a right bell end

sodhat wrote:I reckon we should all give @official_nothing some abuse, he looks like a right bell end

Just give him a pen Sod. He'll draw on his own face and post it up on Twitter himself

Nexus 7, nice. let me know what its like.

I reckon we should all give @official_nothing some abuse, he looks like a right bell end

haha. Nah, ill give him a #FF

morning

Morning Nando

I'll do some sheep questions now I think

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Can we rename it to Zeeeeeebra ???

Haha im disappointed in you Sodhat I was expecting some funny stuff off you on twitter. Marky is the man and afro ive grown up since then.

Zidane xxxx

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Can we rename it to Zeeeeeebra ???

Do Zebra's tend to flock together?

Sheep - answers to me by 1pm

1. Name a goalscorer in last night's Europa League ties
2. Name an amphibian
3. Name a Batman villain
4. Name a pizza topping
5. Name a famed Bulgarian footballer
6. Name a manager in La Liga outside of Barca/Real
7. Name a film by Alfred Hitchcock
8. Pick a card, any card (from a standard deck of 52)

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha im disappointed in you Sodhat I was expecting some funny stuff off you on twitter. Marky is the man and afro ive grown up since then.

Zidane xxxx

Sorry Viva, I've been at V2 HQ all morning preparing sheep for you guys

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Can we rename it to Zeeeeeebra ???

Do Zebra's tend to flock together?

They're a pack animal so yes.

Surely they're herd animals

Sorry Sodhat

Hero wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Can we rename it to Zeeeeeebra ???

Do Zebra's tend to flock together?

They're a pack animal so yes.

When I watch the nature programmes I always see the zebras run away when a lion comes up. Could they not all stick together and kick the crap out of the lion?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha im disappointed in you Sodhat I was expecting some funny stuff off you on twitter. Marky is the man and afro ive grown up since then.

To be fair, i'm the man but it's my wife who is the biggest WUM of the two of us.

She ridiculed NickisBHAFC from the Realistic League on Twitter because he used the phrase "wet piece" as an insult, and she's accused me of having erectile dysfunction and skidmarks in my underwear publicly

I'm seriously considering blocking her from my Twitter.