Euro Division Homepage XLIX

by **Afro** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:14 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Season 2 begins this week with tactics for the first game due by 11.59 on Friday 15th February

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Fixtures for season 2 are up for both leagues

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Trebs
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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL BASSENDER - CF

Top Scorers

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:15 pm

I can poo anywhere.

I've made it a habit to go in a varied selection of places.

When I went to America in Dec/Jan, I managed to poo on 3 out of 4 planes. I was gutted I missed out on a real feat by one flight. It only lasted an hour, I couldn't work it up.

by FIFA Diva Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:15 pm

Zidane tell me what other pretend league talks about Poopie lol

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:16 pm

Olly wrote:I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

When I was in year 10 we had a whole-school assembly because someone kept crapping on toilet floors.

Not even in cubicles, literally the middle of the floor.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:19 pm

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

When I was in year 10 we had a whole-school assembly because someone kept crapping on toilet floors.

Not even in cubicles, literally the middle of the floor.

Haha quality. Worst we had was someone peed on all the mirrors!

Although in Year 11 we had a boy who would go round and wipe his bogeys on everyone. Strange child he was

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:20 pm

today, on the day where Arsenal play Bayern, were all under 2 hours from finishing work to go home & watch the match & you lot are talking about actual poop!
Now admitidaly its very similar to Arsenal so I can see how some may get confused but does no one else find it a tad bit strange talking about poop?

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:20 pm

#realtalk

by Marky Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:21 pm

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

When I was in year 10 we had a whole-school assembly because someone kept crapping on toilet floors.

Not even in cubicles, literally the middle of the floor.

Sitting down is the only humane way to wipe, with a lean to the side to allow you to reach. Standing up just adds the risk of dripping on the floor.

by Marky Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:21 pm

We could start our own radio station.

TalkFAECES

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:22 pm

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

When I was in year 10 we had a whole-school assembly because someone kept crapping on toilet floors.

Not even in cubicles, literally the middle of the floor.

Haha quality. Worst we had was someone peed on all the mirrors!

Although in Year 11 we had a boy who would go round and wipe his bogeys on everyone. Strange child he was

No one ever got caught for it either. Dude was a genius.

A friend of mine peed on another friend of mine once, all over his trouser leg. He had to sit next to him for the last two lessons of the day, because he stunk like a tramp.

by FIFA Diva Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:23 pm

Nope not me, I fully expect us to talk about non football related stuff qnd thats why I joined this league because we dont just bang about Football 24/7

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:23 pm

I demand a poop inspired media questions

by **Afro** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:25 pm

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

When I was in year 10 we had a whole-school assembly because someone kept crapping on toilet floors.

Not even in cubicles, literally the middle of the floor.

Your last few comments are making me think it was probably you

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

GSC wrote:I demand a poop inspired media questions

New media questions up...

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

Nope not me, I fully expect us to talk about non football related stuff qnd thats why I joined this league because we dont just bang about Football 24/7

I get that Viva but would you rarther talk about the big match tonight or a ig fat stinky pile of poop?

Afro, PM

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:32 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

When I was in year 10 we had a whole-school assembly because someone kept crapping on toilet floors.

Not even in cubicles, literally the middle of the floor.

Your last few comments are making me think it was probably you

I wish I could claim it, it was remarkable.

Sadly it wasn't me. I didn't poo much until I started drinking coffee, which for some reason drives it straight through me.

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:32 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Nope not me, I fully expect us to talk about non football related stuff qnd thats why I joined this league because we dont just bang about Football 24/7
I get that Viva but would you rarther talk about the big match tonight or a ig fat stinky pile of poop?

Afro, PM

Do you really want an answer to that question?

by Marky Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:33 pm

Answered my media questions. Anyone who objects to the questions should answer in a Wenger style.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:38 pm

Do you really want an answer to that question?

Actually no thank soddy ha

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:39 pm

https://twitter.com/NSCQuotes

If you ever feel like laughing at Nick

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:39 pm

sodhat wrote:Sadly it wasn't me. I didn't poo much until I started drinking coffee, which for some reason drives it straight through me.

Same

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:49 pm

See how much harmony can be achieved by talking about poo?

No arguments about Wilshere or Scholes here.

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:50 pm

I hear Wilshere takes bigger poos than Scholes. Until Scholes wins a Ballon poo, Wilshere will always be the better pooer

by **Afro** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:51 pm

And he has to do it within two movements Ok!

by Marky Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:52 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:And he has to do it within two movements

Ugh. Way to lower the tone Afro. Rolling Eyes

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:56 pm

I'm surprised I'm not getting bathroom related adverts at the top yet.

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:58 pm

Adblocker seems to be doing the job

by Trebs Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:07 pm

Look you need to dump all this talk now.

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:08 pm

Trebs is right. Lets wipe the slate clean.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:14 pm

Trebandowski, any bets tonight?

by Trebs Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:17 pm

Nothing for me at the moment Zebra, might put something on later.

You got anything on?

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:18 pm

Whacked on Walcott to score in Arsenal win at 7/1

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:20 pm

not yet Trebandowski. May have Muller to score.

Walcott will probably get a constellation goal.
Wenger is so damn funny of late.
Hes happy he got Walcott & not Bale, then the explosion at the press conference. #ManUnderPressure

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:22 pm

Manager backs his own player over rivals player.

News

Everytime Arsenal are being kicked while they're down they come up with a good win. And everytime they seem to be peaking they collapse

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:22 pm

Right I predict a 2-1 Arsenal win tonight. Walcott and Cazorla for Le Arse

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:23 pm

Anyone want to beat Yuto Nagatomo offer??

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:24 pm

Everytime Arsenal are being kicked while they're down they come up with a good win. And everytime they seem to be peaking they collapse

So Arsenal win tonight, everyone raves about them harder than a 90's raver on acid, then Saturday they lose to Villa sounds about right yep.

by sodhat Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:39 pm

Guys, guys, guys

What does any of this football talk have to do with poo?

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:46 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Everytime Arsenal are being kicked while they're down they come up with a good win. And everytime they seem to be peaking they collapse
So Arsenal win tonight, everyone raves about them harder than a 90's raver on acid, then Saturday they lose to Villa sounds about right yep.

Yeah, pretty much

by Marky Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:51 pm

sodhat wrote:Guys, guys, guys

What does any of this football talk have to do with poo?

We could always talk Norwich City and kill two birds with one stone?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:33 pm

Kroos!!!!!!!!!!

by Marky Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:21 pm

Only consolation for me is Koscielny is probably the best of the Arsenal defenders tonight.

My prediction of an Arsenal win was before I saw Wenger had picked Ramsey instead of the Ox.

by Gregers Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:28 pm

Why did Wenger pick Ramsay?

Puyol out, Garay in. Happy with that deal

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:00 pm

Ramsey is woeful, maybe worse than Diaby, its a tough call.
Arsenal were poor & got a lucky goal. Shocking defending from Bayern gifted them the goal
I actualay can't pick a MOTM from the Arsenal team. Koscielny was the best defender but with Mertersacker lining up Soddy could look good.
Walcott was poop, cant do anything against top teams.
Andrea Scholes+ was magnificent

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:02 pm

Wilshere was easily Arsenals best player. The sole bit of class from the Arsenal team.

This one will hurt more than Blackburn for Wenger. Getting outclassed in the Nou Camp is one thing, being thoroughly demolished at home by Bayern is another. Think the time is coming for him to fall on his sword, a fresh direction needed.

by **Afro** Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:18 pm

Anyone seen the Dani Alves comments on Wilshere?

Another small step on his way to the 2015 Balloon Door

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:19 pm

Can he count on Dani Alves' vote though? Would make it 1-0 Wilshere all time.

by Guest Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:29 pm

Wilshere was immense again tonight. If Barca come calling when Xavi gets to 34/35, he needs to go there. In the mean time, I think we should write to Dani Alves and explain what we need him to do for us.

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:31 pm

I think I'd cry if Wilshere gets a Balloon door vote in the next 2 years.

by GSC Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:32 pm

I want a Radi Majewski FUT IF dammit!

by Guest Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:43 am

Morning guys

very i happed signed Puyol and Mathieu last night..

i still have about £42m to spend now, on strengthing other areas.

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