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Type a reason as to why the person who posted above you should be banned. (It's just a game, so please don't take it personally).

You type this: I ban [insert name of user above you] because [insert random reason].

Be as random or as funny as you like!

Let's Go

I ban the person who isn't above me, because they don't exist.

I ban Legend for not being more sympathetic to the fact I'm nursing a 5 day hangover.

I ban legend for not being able to cut his hangover from 5 days to 4.

I ban Y2D2 for asking for sympathy for something he caused himself. And also ban Galveston Giant for banning wrong person (again)

I ban Cheesehead United, because he supports Green Bay Packers.

I ban Legend for thinking, that supporting Green bay Packers is a bad thing.

I ban Cheesehead for assuming that that means I think it is a bad thing.

I ban Legend for thinking bad things.

I ban Cheesehead for trying to read minds.

I ban Legend for trying to stop me reading minds.

I ban Cheesehead, because he thinks I have the ability to stop him.

I ban Legend because he has ability?

I ban Cheesehead for not elaborating...

I ban Legend for flirt fighting with a bloke on a public forum

I ban Tiptoes for being jelous.

I ban cheesehead for not being able to spell jealous properly.

I ban Mad for Chelsea because it's Wednesday.

I ban Y2 for having to check what day it is before posting

I ban TipToes88 for worrying me about his location.

I ban Legend for being worried that TipToes is in his house with a knife, he could be making a sandwich for all we know.

I ban theundisputedY2D2 for assuming that all is well. I can feel someone breathing on my back right this moment.

I ban legend for not having any salami or mayo for my sandwhich

I ban TipToes88 for not bringing his own stocks. By the way, the Mayo is right at the back on the top shelf.

I ban Legend for constantly trying to win the "last post wins" game by posting posts consisting of a single emoticon after we'd decided this didn't count as a post.

I ban Mad for Chelsea, because... Hostile

I ban Legend because he ate a whole wheel of cheese.

I ban Y2D2 for spelling his name wrong...shouldn't it be R2D2?

I ban Cheesehead United for having the temerity to question my name. How very dare you!

And no, it's not meant to be R2D2

I ban Y2 for annoying me in a previous life

I ban Mad for Chelsea for annoying me in this life!

I ban cheesehead for being incredibly easy to annoy...

I ban Mad for Chelsea for taking the last box of rice krispies

I ban Legend for not buying more Rice Krispies.

I ban Cheesehead United, because money doesn't grow on trees.

I ban Legend for not having a money growing tree.

I ban Y2 for having a money growing tree and keeping it hidden from us

I ban Mad for Chelsea for thinking they should have access to a money tree.

I ban Cheesehead United because I want to. Because I want to.

I ban Y2D2 for repeating himself. Repeating himself.

I ban Legend for not recognising the immense talents of Billie Piper.

I ban Y2D2 for recognising the immense talents of Billie Piper.

I ban Legend for blasphemy. Next thing he'll be telling us all that he doesn't like B*Witched!

I ban Y2D2 to forcing me to say the following:

I don't like B*witched!

I ban Legend for me dying on the inside after that remark

I ban Y2D2 for taking something said on a forum to heart.

I ban Legend for disregarding my emotional fragility

I ban Y2D2, because he needs to man up...

I ban Legend because I have a gun pointing at my head.

I ban Y2D2, so the (wo)man doesn't shoot.

I ban Legend because that's the kind of muthaChucka that I am

I ban Y2D2 for lying about being ‘the undisputed’.