You're Banned!

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Rules
Type a reason as to why the person who posted above you should be banned. (It's just a game, so please don't take it personally).

You type this: I ban [insert name of user above you] because [insert random reason].

Be as random or as funny as you like!

Let's Go

I ban the person who isn't above me, because they don't exist.

i ban legend because i'm suffering from self inflliction of last night and am curled into the fetal position

I ban hodge for unlawfully placing the blame on me

i ban legend for crying over spilt milk

I ban hodge for not cleaning up the spilt milk

I ban Y2D2 for not reminding hodge to clean up the spilt milk.

I ban Cheesehead United because it's best for all concerned.

I ban Y2D2 for making a decision on behalf of everyone, instead of asking them to voice their opnion.

I ban Cheesehead United for not respecting my authoritaaaaaah!

I ban Y2D2 for claiming to have 'authoritaaaaaah!'

I ban hodge because every time I see his name I think of Steve Hodge.

I ben Y2 for making me think of Steve Hodge

I ban Mad for Chelsea for benning me.

I ban Y2 for not realising i do the benning round here.

I ban The Galveston Giant for not stating that he is the benner around here until now.

I ban Y2 because he should know that is what the games about

I ban TipToes for not realising i glide through the night like a crazy baboon.

I ban The Galveston Giant for having crazy baboon like ways.

I ban Y2 for being being anti-baboon

I ban TipToes for assuming I'm anti-baboon. I'm anti-crazy baboon, which is another thing altogether.

I ban Y2 for being pedantic

I ban TipToes because 60% of the time, banning TipToes works every time.

I ban Y2 because he knows that 78% of Statistics are made up on the spot!

I ban holymilky because he abandoned 22%

I ban The Galveston Giant because my chicken soup's been nicked.

I ban Y2D2 because i can't do my assignment!

I ban hodge for having an assignment to do in the first place.

i ban y2d2 but i have the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ban Fernando for yielding the power, yet showing no strength.

I ban The Galveston Giant for being philosophical on a Tuesday.

I ban y2 because he's always the last poster when i check this thread

I ban tiptoes for tip-toeing around.

I ban Cheesehead for having a head made of cheese

I ban hodge for using a reason already used on this thread

I ban Mad for Chelsea for looking up that the reason i gave has already been used

I ban hodge for assuming my memory's as poor as his

I ban Mad for Chelsea for isulting my memory about....something or other

I ban hodge for insulting my eyes with incorrect spelling

I ban TipToes88 for wanting to be a part of the grammar and spelling police

I ban hodge for being the last person to ban me on this thread

I ban Mad for Chelsea, for being mad for Chelsea...

I ban Sainty for NOT being a saint

I ban Mad for Chelsea because my dad's bigger than your dad!

I ban Sainty because i love him.

I ban Holymilky for not telling me about this sooner, WE'RE FINISHED!!

I ban Galveston Giant for not showing me enough love.

I ban Holymilky for needing the love of a giant man....its not the size that counts

I'd ban TipToes88 cause he's in my house with a knife!

I ban Cari for having a really nippy security system.Took me at least 10 minutes to break in....and find a knife

I ban TipToes88 for not coming to see the giant to cut that time down to 5, and have a look at his wonderful range of blades.