You're Banned!

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Rules
Type a reason as to why the person who posted above you should be banned. (It's just a game, so please don't take it personally).

You type this: I ban [insert name of user above you] because [insert random reason].

Be as random or as funny as you like!

Let's Go

I ban the person who isn't above me, because they don't exist.

I ban The Galveston Giant for illegal possession of knives.

I ban Legend for not bringing a shiv to the edged weapon party. You must RSVP with a shank

I ban TipToes88 for not looking, before jumping into the bath!

Legend is banned for not having the (c) after (c)

i ban y i man for complaing about legend lack of (C)

I bad Fernando for not using capital letters

i ban Y I for trying to bad fernando

I ban Hodge for coming up for a lame excuse to ban someone....

I ban Mr Scotland for accusing someone of making up a bad excuse.

I ban Legend because I don't need an excuse

Legend wrote:I ban TipToes88 for not looking, before jumping into the bath!

oh and also because I don't get this? Anrgy face totally uncalled for

I ban TipToes88 for not knowing that it was all in jest.

I ban Legend for making jokes behind me

I ban TipToes88.

I ban Legend for not living up to his name

I ban bretmeharty... he knows why!

I ban Leg End for not spelling his name correctly.

i ban doon the water for not spelling down properly.

I ban Nando for being the spelling police.

I ban Liam for actually thinking nando can spell!

I ban Legend for overusing the smiley.

i ban liam for underusing the smiley

I ban nando for making it a hatrick of smiley posts.

I ban Legend for still using the smiley.

i ban liam for complaining about the smiley

I ban Nando for complaining about me complaining about the smiley.

I ban Liam for banning a moderator

I ban Legend for being jealous.

I ban Liam Main because my history teacher was mean SOB going by the name Liam Main

I ban TipToes88 for leaving visible mark on rice paper

I ban Linebreaker for breaking the fine line between realities

I ban Uryu Ishida for stealing his name from a cartoon character.

I ban legend for not telling me what cartoon

i ban the galveston giant for being a giant

I ban TheBrahmaBull for entering the china shop without warning

I ban Linebreaker for not joining TheBrahmaBull in the china shop to tear that place to the ground.

I ban Galveston Giant for not knowing I was once owner of aforementioned china shop...and that he has severe case of Big Texas Oilman Syndrome.

I ban Linebreaker for not being more sensitive to my Big Texas Oilman Syndrome issues.