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Type a reason as to why the person who posted above you should be banned. (It's just a game, so please don't take it personally).

You type this: I ban [insert name of user above you] because [insert random reason].

Be as random or as funny as you like!

Let's Go

I ban the person who isn't above me, because they don't exist.

Hobo wrote:I would ban Busy P. Because I can.

No you wouldnt. Because you love me.

I ban Busy for not banning anyone on his previous post.

I would ban Hobo because I hate him.

But only after he had banned Busy P.

I would ban DT because it's what he'd expect me to do in this situation. And it gives him more reason to hate all of us. All. Of. Us.

I ban theundiputedY2D2 for trying to compete with me in the Quiz & Games section.

I ban Legend. No reason is necessary.

I ban DT for not actually giving a reason.

I ban Legend for thinking a reason is necessary.

I ban DT for being miserable.

I ban KB because I'm miserable.

I ban DT for not believing in the banking conspiracy.

I ban Pr4wn because the banks told me too....

I ban KB because he just admitted he is part of the Banking Conspiracy

I ban DT for blowing my cover!

I ban KB for allowing DT to blow him.....

I ban Hobo for jobbing out of the first round of my KOTR competition.

Jobbing out would imply I lost easily - it was back and forth to the very end - I demand to be a wildcard entry if someone fails to respond to your PMs!

I ban Hobo for for going off topic with his moaning about his clean loss in the KOTR

I ban DT for being hostile.

I ban Miky for accusing me of being hostile when I'm doing my duty as an Admin to keep posts on topic.

I ban Miky for allowing Hobo to cancel votes and think he had a chance.

I ban KB for...well...being KB!

I ban Holymiky for not delivering my milk on time this morning.

I ban Legend because he hasnt been kicked off the chat box today and im getting withdrawal symptoms.

i ban y i for not opening the box and editting my comments

I ban fernando for very rarely ever using capital letters.

I could never ban Legend coz he entered the horse racing comp this week

Solerina

I ban Sol for breaking the thread rules.

I ban Y I for not kicking me from the chat box yet today.

I ban Legend for constantly having parties

I ban mad for chelsea for not supporting Arsenal.

I ban Mr Scotland for not supporting mad for Chelsea supporting Chelsea.

I ban the Galveston Giant, becuase he thinks the topic of this thread is Chelsea.

I ban Legend because he cannot spell because

I ban The Galveston Giant, for thinking he has the right to take David Tails' job as the site 'Grammar Policeman'.

I ban legend for thinking that DT is the only one that gets annoyed with poor grammar.

I ban Mrs Cotland for not knowing that he is THE grammar police

I ban legend for not informing people on the forum of this

I ban Hodge for not ensuring Legend informed us sooner.

I ban Giant....coz he prefers Ruby Walsh to Tony McCoy

Solerina

i ban solerina because she's from button moon and its awful :P

I ban nando for being a mod

I would ban Hobo because his location is a mystery.

i Ban Galveston Giant for banning Hobo but not Mad For Chelsea

I ban TheBrahmaBull, but also myself for banning the wrong person.

I ban The Galveston Giant, for banning more than one person.

I ban Legend for not doing the research for the pub quiz

I ban hodge for not knowing that thw quizmaster’s word is final.

I ban Legend because the voices in my head told me to.

I ban y2d2 for not being online for ages