The v2 Room 101 - TV

First topic message reminder :

Thank you to everyone that contributed on the first Room 101 with fans wearing team shirts becoming the very first entry in the vault.

Straight onto the next category now and it is...TV

Entries will close on Tuesday at 5pm

Those stupid arse 118 adverts and mini adverts during films on ITV2/3/4.

Take Me Out. I can only think it is a ploy to discover the next Amanda Holden.

1 Direction. Seriously they are like dog turd, you can't escape them no matter where you turn.

Betting adverts. No I don't care about the in-play odds Ray or what that wankstain Victor recommends.

Jamie Redknapp.

British Summer. Like a bad one night stand. Either too dry or too wet.

Good shout Legend. Amanda Holden is a talentless wench and a terrible waste of skin and oxygen.

Anything related to Radio 1, e.g Chris Moyles, "Chappers" or "Comedy Dave".
Not strictly TV, but funded by our licence.

It's Radio for kiddies.

Not so much tv programmes, but the silly mid season breaks these series take.

I enjoy Arrow. Its just come back from a mid season break, now its taking a 3 week break.

Russell Brand
Russell Howard
Reginald D Hunter
Gyles Brandreth
Phil Jupitus
Jamie Redknapp
Garth Crookes
Noel Edmonds

super_realist wrote:Good shout Legend. Amanda Holden is a talentless wench and a terrible waste of skin and oxygen.

Anything related to Radio 1, e.g Chris Moyles, "Chappers" or "Comedy Dave".
Not strictly TV, but funded by our licence.

It's Radio for kiddies.

wooooo hold on SR. She was hot! I used to have a major crush on her

I 2nd Keith Lemon.

3rd lemon as well!

16 kids and counting -
1. Its Boring, who cares
2. What selfish people to have that many kids
3. Currently text arguing with the Wife as she wants to watch this pile of cr*p rather than the Man U - Real game!!!

VDT wrote:16 kids and counting -
1. Its Boring, who cares
2. What selfish people to have that many kids
3. Currently text arguing with the Wife as she wants to watch this pile of cr*p rather than the Man U - Real game!!!

My wife watches an American one, who have, I think, 19 kids. I agree, they are selfish. Each kid looks after the younger one, and so on. My wife is working tonight, which is great news, as she hates Football.

Who watches more than one telly!

Jeas I have had 4 sports on at once before!!

I am crazy on it. Even when the GF watches all that home and away or gwok wan rubbish i have the sport on on a laptop/ipad etc.

I spend most of my time watching on little screens , yet she gets the big 55 inch for soaps..

Can someone explain the point of me buying the thing

mystiroakey wrote:

Can someone explain the point of me buying the thing

The wife or the tv?

Galted wrote:

mystiroakey wrote:

Can someone explain the point of me buying the thing

The wife or the tv?

The wife? Is she Thai?

David Walliams. He irks me.

Stella wrote:

Galted wrote:

mystiroakey wrote:

Can someone explain the point of me buying the thing

The wife or the tv?

The wife? Is she Thai?

Has anyone nominated James Cordon yet? If not; James cordon.

FreekShow wrote:Has anyone nominated James Cordon yet? If not; James cordon.

I think you're the 12th

Stella wrote:

VDT wrote:16 kids and counting -
1. Its Boring, who cares
2. What selfish people to have that many kids
3. Currently text arguing with the Wife as she wants to watch this pile of cr*p rather than the Man U - Real game!!!

My wife watches an American one, who have, I think, 19 kids. I agree, they are selfish. Each kid looks after the younger one, and so on. My wife is working tonight, which is great news, as she hates Football.

I won! Watching the Football!!! Sure she just likes to wind me up sometimes!!!

VDT wrote:

Stella wrote:

VDT wrote:16 kids and counting -
1. Its Boring, who cares
2. What selfish people to have that many kids
3. Currently text arguing with the Wife as she wants to watch this pile of cr*p rather than the Man U - Real game!!!

My wife watches an American one, who have, I think, 19 kids. I agree, they are selfish. Each kid looks after the younger one, and so on. My wife is working tonight, which is great news, as she hates Football.

I won! Watching the Football!!! Sure she just likes to wind me up sometimes!!!

You have a nice wife

Stella wrote:

VDT wrote:

Stella wrote:

VDT wrote:16 kids and counting -
1. Its Boring, who cares
2. What selfish people to have that many kids
3. Currently text arguing with the Wife as she wants to watch this pile of cr*p rather than the Man U - Real game!!!

My wife watches an American one, who have, I think, 19 kids. I agree, they are selfish. Each kid looks after the younger one, and so on. My wife is working tonight, which is great news, as she hates Football.

I won! Watching the Football!!! Sure she just likes to wind me up sometimes!!!

You have a nice wife

Indeed, sure she'll be having watching her rubbish for the rest of the week now! Ha!

Nominations closed, Ill announce the results later!

Late addition - Andy Townsend is also the worse about TV!!!

Ok so the honourable mentions are...


X Factor fanboys and girls that really believe Simon Cowell is some kind of musical genius.

adverts full stop, god bless sky plus!

Showing TV shows out of order (E4 and the Big Bang Theory/How I Met Your Mother etc, Channel 4 and the Simpsons biggest culprits)

Piers Morgan, he is possibly the smuggest, most arrogant sickophant on television

The last episode of LOST - I invested years of my life in the series for that pile of poopie!!!

Mrs Browns Boys.
"IM A WOMAN IM A MAN BUT IM A WOMAN FECKING LOVE THE POPE AND MY KIDS OH NO I SAID A RUDE WORD BUT IM AN OLD WOMAN MAN WOMAN SO ITS FUNNY!!" - It isnt. You're all morons.

Anyone laughing in the One Show studio in the background too. What a fun lot they think they are.

Parochial regional news and regional weather. Ive just seen the weather for the whole country two minutes ago. Why do I need to see it again?

Anyone thinking the Queen having a stomach complaint as being worthy of inclusion of news coverage ought to be in 101.

Stick the misconception's associated with the Al Jazeera English News Channel in room 101 (it's by far the best news channel on tv)


But the winner in my view is...

Children in Need & Comic Relief
yes, your intention is honourable, but having to watch newsreaders/soap stars/comedians/tv celebs do "crazy, oh so hilarious" things really, truthully, isn't entertaining or enjoyable.

Hero wrote:

But the winner in my view is...

Children in Need & Comic Relief
yes, your intention is honourable, but having to watch newsreaders/soap stars/comedians/tv celebs do "crazy, oh so hilarious" things really, truthully, isn't entertaining or enjoyable.

Well sir, while I generally agree with the above sentiment I must say I found the charming Claudia Winkleman's horse impersonation quite delightful.

I think thats really harsh- although I hate watching it.. its a good thing..and i allways donate

Some TV on Comic Relief is good viewing. I enjoyed watching Walliams' Thames River swim, which was I think, last year.