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by **Afro** Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:37 pm

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606V2 EURODivision

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by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:45 am

The blonde one (she used to work near me and she's a right cow and partakes rather heavily on the magic sniffing powder)

Haha, shes sounds a right barrel of laughs Whistle

The ginge one

Why is there always a token ginge in girl groups? Boy bands dont have the token ginge.....ah wait suppose they go for the token ethnic instead.
Anyone seen that massivly hit youtube video "Gingers have souls"

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:46 am

I think it's safe to say there is an undercurrent of sexism in the results to follow, but we persevere.

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:47 am

Hero wrote:For me...

1. Kimberley
2. The ginge one (I like gingers)
3. Cheryl (higher than I thought)
4. Nadine (the accent puts me off)
5. The blonde one (she used to work near me and she's a right cow and partakes rather heavily on the magic sniffing powder)

Mine would be:

1. Ginger
2. Nadine
3. Cheryl
4. Sarah Harding
5. Kimberley

I cannot stand Kimberley's whining Bratfurd accent, it really grates furious

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:47 am

1. Name an active female tennis player that isn't one of the Williams brothers

Maria Sharapova - 6
Afro
Viva
Trebs
ZZZ
Marky
GSC

Laura Robson - 2
sodhat
Hero

Caroline Wozniacki - 1
cherries

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:48 am

2. Name a Spice Girl (Girl Power, yo)

Posh - 8
Hero
Afro
sodhat
GSC
ZZZ
cherries
Marky
Viva

Baby - 1
Trebs

Leaders after 2

Hero 10
Viva 14
Afro 14
Trebs 7
Sodhat 10
Cherries 9
Marky 14
GSC 14
ZZZ 14

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:50 am

3. Name a brand of ladies perfume

Chanel - 6
sodhat
Viva
Hero
Afro
ZZZ
Marky

Dior - 1
Trebs

Le fragrance - 1
cherries

Eau de something - 1
GSC

Of note is that Viva actually put "Channel 5" but I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

Leaders after 3.

Hero 16
Viva 20
Afro 20
Trebs 8
Sodhat 16
Cherries 10
Marky 20
GSC 15
ZZZ 20

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:50 am

Soddy, you missed my Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm out before Maria Sharapova

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:51 am

4. Name a famous leader, that was a woman

Margaret Thatcher - 9
everyone's a winner!

Leaders after 4:

Hero 25
Viva 29
Afro 29
Trebs 17
Sodhat 25
Cherries 19
Marky 29
GSC 24
ZZZ 29

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:52 am

sodhat wrote:4. Name a famous leader, that was a woman

Margaret Thatcher - 9
everyone's a winner!

Leaders after 4:

Hero 25
Viva 29
Afro 29
Trebs 17
Sodhat 25
Cherries 19
Marky 29
GSC 24
ZZZ 29

I couldn't find my :spit: smiley though when I typed her name

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:53 am

5. Name a female actress

Mila Kunis - 2
Hero
sodhat

Scarlett Johansson - 2
ZZZ
Marky

Keira Knightley - 1
Trebs

Julia Roberts - 1
Viva

Jessica Alba - 1
GSC

Judi Dench - 1
cherries Laugh

the only one that didn't go for one they'd bang (I hope).

Leaders after 5:

Hero 27
Viva 30
Afro 30
Trebs 18
Sodhat 27
Cherries 20
Marky 31
GSC 25
ZZZ 31

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:54 am

Where's my Megan Fox?

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:54 am

I need a couple of really good scores coz my last answer is going to stuff me

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:55 am

6. Name a female professional footballer

Kelly Smith - 4
Marky
ZZZ
GSC
Afro

Mia Hamm - 2
Hero
sodhat

Hope Solo - 1
cherries

Casey Stoney - 1
Trebs

Marta - 1
Viva

Leaders after 6:

Hero 29
Viva 31
Afro 34
Trebs 19
Sodhat 29
Cherries 21
Marky 35
GSC 29
ZZZ 35

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:55 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:Where's my Megan Fox?

Sorry, forgot to type it

The score was 1 and it is counted on my spreadsheet though

by **Hero** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:56 am

Azzy are you a fellow Ginge worshipper then?

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:56 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
Hero wrote:For me...

1. Kimberley
2. The ginge one (I like gingers)
3. Cheryl (higher than I thought)
4. Nadine (the accent puts me off)
5. The blonde one (she used to work near me and she's a right cow and partakes rather heavily on the magic sniffing powder)
Mine would be:

1. Ginger
2. Nadine
3. Cheryl
4. Sarah Harding
5. Kimberley

I cannot stand Kimberley's whining Bratfurd accent, it really grates

I don't understand Sarah Harding being so low down. We're talking a one off occasion here, and she'd be by far the dirtiest of the lot.

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:58 am

7. Which of Girls Aloud would you most like to do?

This one required more honesty from some of you. Too many were all like "I'd actually do this one, but I'll say Cheryl". Not good enough! We need honest answers about your sexual preferences in future.

Cheryl Cole - 4
Afro
Hero
Trebs
Viva

Sarah Harding - 3
ZZZ
sodhat
Marky

Kimberley Walsh - 1
GSC

Anyone willing - 1
cherries

Leaders after 7:

Hero 33
Viva 35
Afro 38
Trebs 23
Sodhat 32
Cherries 22
Marky 38
GSC 30
ZZZ 38

by **Hero** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:58 am

For me it's just because I remember her pre fame and she was an utterly horrible piece of work.

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:00 pm

Hero wrote:For me it's just because I remember her pre fame and she was an utterly horrible piece of work.

Probably, but I don't understand why that matters. Your not marrying her or even talking to her again.

You've got to think which one would give you the most from the occasion Laugh

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:01 pm

8. Name a hobby traditionally associated with women

This is where the sexism reared it's head...

Knitting (is this the 1930s?) - 3
ZZZ
Viva
Hero

Cleaning (Is cleaning a hobby?) - 2
GSC
cherries

Shopping - 2
Trebs
sodhat

Ironing ( Laugh

so blatant) - 1
Marky

Managing No Respek - 1
Afro

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:02 pm

ZZZ 41
Afro 39
Marky 39
Viva 38
Hero 36
Sodhat 34
GSC 32
Trebs 25
Cherries 24

Congrats to our morning Shepherd, ZZZ!

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:04 pm

sodhat wrote: ZZZ 41
Afro 39
Marky 39
Viva 38
Hero 36
Sodhat 34
GSC 32
Trebs 25
Cherries 24

Congrats to our morning Shepherd, ZZZ!

I've changed my mind. People who threaten to quit cannot play...

by **Hero** Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:04 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Hero wrote:For me it's just because I remember her pre fame and she was an utterly horrible piece of work.

Probably, but I don't understand why that matters. Your not marrying her or even talking to her again.

You've got to think which one would give you the most from the occasion

Well on that then I'm not keen on blondes and she's too scrawny. I also reckon she's just a lie on her back and that's it kind of girl.

by Marky Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:06 pm

Damn, my sexism cost me at the death Laugh

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:06 pm

Hero wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Hero wrote:For me it's just because I remember her pre fame and she was an utterly horrible piece of work.

Probably, but I don't understand why that matters. Your not marrying her or even talking to her again.

You've got to think which one would give you the most from the occasion

Well on that then I'm not keen on blondes and she's too scrawny. I also reckon she's just a lie on her back and that's it kind of girl.

Nothing wrong with that. It's like an open buffet in my opinion. Take what you want until you're full up (or empty in this case)

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:12 pm

Did I ever tell you all I went to school with Frankie Sandford?

I'd like to tell you all she was a real cow, but she wasn't actually. Nice girl. I remember getting a copy of FHM's sexiest women in the world in 2004 and she was listed at the back as one that received a tonne of votes but couldn't be put in because she was 14/15 Laugh

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:13 pm

I'd still have that magazine if my ex-girlfriend didn't get jealous and make me bin them by the way.

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:13 pm

Hero wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Hero wrote:For me it's just because I remember her pre fame and she was an utterly horrible piece of work.

Probably, but I don't understand why that matters. Your not marrying her or even talking to her again.

You've got to think which one would give you the most from the occasion

Well on that then I'm not keen on blondes and she's too scrawny. I also reckon she's just a lie on her back and that's it kind of girl.

I think if she just laid there, it would be on her front Whistle

But I actually think it'd be hard work, but fun, trying to keep up with her. Going on looks and personality, she'd be bottom, but I'm not basing it on looks

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:14 pm

sodhat wrote:8. Name a hobby traditionally associated with women

Managing No Respek - 1
Afro

Nice way to welcome Bull back eh Afro? Laugh

Hero - I do love ma a ginge. My fave bird in the whole world is Aliona Vilani heart

by GSC Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:15 pm

Tbf I bet the Ginge is scary kinky

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:16 pm

GSC wrote:Tbf I bet the Ginge is scary kinky

That's probably gratitude

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:22 pm

Oh she'd be grateful alright raspberry

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:23 pm

To be fair I wouldn't say no to any of Girls Aloud, they are all good looking.

The ginge gets a hard rap because the others are so very attractive and she is not quite on that level, but still attractive.

What do you guys think of Florence out of Florence and the Machine?
I can't decide whether I find her attractive or not.

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:25 pm

No, she's a man, man. And Paloma Faith is a no too.

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:27 pm

Some pictures she looks rough and manly, and others she looks tasty and female...y.

She has nice legs from what I can see. Maybe it plays in to you guys that prefer poking the fire to looking at the mantlepiece.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:53 pm

ZZZ 41

BOOOM, bow down to your king! or not.

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:55 pm

You're not my King, I didn't play zen

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:01 pm

BOOOOM

Anyone watching the Man City vs Barnsley tomorrow???

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:02 pm

You're not my King, I didn't play

Thats because your the jester.....only joking Azzy Hug

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:03 pm

Hey only the jester gets to make the jokes Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:05 pm

Right you are laugh out loud.

So anyway going to watch City v Barnsley tomorrow then??

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:09 pm

Everton v Wigan, ITV, 12.45 kick off. That's where the action is tomorrow.

ESPN didn't get the best of the QFs did they. City v Barnsley and Millwall v Blackburn

by **Hero** Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:11 pm

Ginge wise for me...

Felicia Day
Deborah Van Woll
Kari Bryon
Alex Sim-wise
Alyson Hannigan

by **Hero** Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:12 pm

Shame Macc didn't get past Wigan like they deserved to, could have met up for a few beers Afro before the game.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:13 pm

ESPN didn't get the best of the QFs did they. City v Barnsley and Millwall v Blackburn

They didnt no.
Man United v Chelsea on ITV sunday.

Anyway, if anyone sees the Man City match tomorrow evening, the line marking paint used on the pitch for tomorrows match is mine! BOOM!!! was a paint I had manufactured for them as a test sample in the hope if regular supply.
They used a competitors paint for the Villa game on monday gone so im hoping it looks better than that on TV.

by sodhat Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:13 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:Everton v Wigan, ITV, 12.45 kick off. That's where the action is tomorrow.

ESPN didn't get the best of the QFs did they. City v Barnsley and Millwall v Blackburn

I will be missing that one playing hockey in East London, but I'm not too upset because that will be a routine win for Everton I imagine...

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:14 pm

Alex Sim-wise - Hells yes!
Alyson Hannigan - nah, she nas a stupid face laugh out loud

by FIFA Diva Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:15 pm

sodhat wrote:I'd still have that magazine if my ex-girlfriend didn't get jealous and make me bin them by the way.

You'd still have a girlfriend if you wasn't such a Cat. I don't know how guys do stuff like that men need to be men. Majority of the guys on here are whipped, don't know about GSC but I bet he id too.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:16 pm

Majority of the guys on here are whipped,

Im not BOOOOM

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:16 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:I'd still have that magazine if my ex-girlfriend didn't get jealous and make me bin them by the way.

You'd still have a girlfriend if you wasn't such a Cat. I don't know how guys do stuff like that men need to be men. Majority of the guys on here are whipped, don't know about GSC but I bet he id too.

Says Mr Twilight

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