Euro Division Homepage LII

by **Afro** Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:00 pm

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606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 8th March

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Trebs
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Trebs, send votes to Sodhat

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The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Bull

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am

Tho tbf I'm one of 4 children. I spent 10 quid so it should be 40 quid altogether (it won't be)

Is that because one of the other 4 children arent as cheap as you & will spend more that a tenner Wink

#Joking

Anyone want to beat these offers:
Fabio Coentrao - £19.5m
Javier Hernandez - £23.5m

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:37 am

Bratwurst Mannschaft
Shinji Kagawa-22.5m

You got until 5pm tonight if you wanna beat that peeps

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:39 am

I got my mum a card and a humourous coaster. And my kids "bought" my wife a teddy, a balloon and a big card.

My mum's birthday is Wednesday so she's not fussed by Mothers Day (as long as I don't fail with her birthday, a wine tasting trip) and my wife is happy with token presents plus breakfast in bed.

Had to take a day off work today as my son's chicken pox is quite severe, was awake until 5am!

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:45 am

Ouch Marky, that's not good. My lad's fully recovered from his chicken pox, he was barely itchy at all Euro Division Homepage LII - Page 3 3559488474

We used a combination of Virasoothe / calamine lotion and calpol to get him through. The virasoothe is particularly good. And get some baby bonjela in case he gets any inside his mouth, as our lad did.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:46 am

God I remember chicken pox. Bad days they were. Never been so itchy in my life

by sodhat Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:50 am

Olly wrote:God I remember chicken pox. Bad days they were. Never been so itchy in my life

You've obviously never gone for a completely shaven sack.

Tone = brought down.

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:51 am

On the plus side;

Crawley Town on Facebook wrote:
New signing alert. Check back at 12 noon

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:51 am

Ah, scrotum shaving, my kind of topic Smile

Mine never itched when I shaved mine, I did it a few times. Ladies loved it.

by sodhat Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Ah, scrotum shaving, my kind of topic

Mine never itched when I shaved mine, I did it a few times. Ladies loved it.

Did you go full "siamese cat" down there or did you leave some tufts knocking around to prove you were over 13?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am

Anyone know the best way to transfer files from a desktop to a laptop.
Quick is essential as I have something like 400Gb of music to move

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:54 am

Stop changing the subject Zebs Wink

by sodhat Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:54 am

I will start deleting posts that aren't related to testicles.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:55 am

I dont care about your bald testies!
I need to know how to transfer my music in a fast efficient manor!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:55 am

Can't say I have shaved myself down there as yet.

Don't have the balls (ironically)

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:55 am

As far as Coentrao and Kagawa go, the only way I'd be able to afford either is by accepting my lawyers offer for Dembele. And believe me when I say, that aint happening.

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:56 am

I was like Richard Fairbrass down there.

Zebs - get an external HD surely?

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:57 am

It was bad enough when I trimmed my armpits, they itched for days! I'm more in favour of the "80's pornstar" look.

by Fernando Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:58 am

Morning

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:59 am

I used to trim my armpits, until one day the scissors slipped and I stabbed myself halfway through...I shave them once a month now.

by sodhat Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:59 am

Marky wrote:It was bad enough when I trimmed my armpits, they itched for days! I'm more in favour of the "80's pornstar" look.

Do you have a hairy chest and moustache too?

I never go hairless, I've heard the itching is unbearable so I go for a short back and sides.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:00 am

I do shave my armpits too, but I don't get a itching. It feels so nice!

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:02 am

I believe the term for "down there" is;

It looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban

by sodhat Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:03 am

Marky wrote:I believe the term for "down there" is;

It looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban

Hopefully they mean post-lie

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:05 am

Anyone want mussachio for 6m?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:14 am

Zebs - get an external HD surely?

Cant be bothered to spend money on one when I only need it for this Data Transfer.

I had my chest waxed once for charity. Wernt too bad but I remember playing football 2 days later, the badge on my shirt kept itching my nipple region & what really hurt was when I chested the ball down to bring it under control, it killed that much I just left the ball & rubbed my chest out of the agony!

by **Afro** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:20 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Ouch Marky, that's not good. My lad's fully recovered from his chicken pox, he was barely itchy at all

We used a combination of Virasoothe / calamine lotion and calpol to get him through. The virasoothe is particularly good. And get some baby bonjela in case he gets any inside his mouth, as our lad did.

My son was running round all yesterday with boundless energy and then said his ear hurt during the night, so we thought best to just get the doctor to look at it (as my wife had a midwife appointment anyway).

He has come out with antibiotics because he has a high temperature, swollen glands, ear infection and tonsilitis.

Makes me almost feel bad for being grumpy with him for continually waking me up during the night

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:24 am

My lad complained about his ears beforehand, but only a couple of times. Tonsilitis at the same time really sucks though.

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:42 am

Marky wrote:On the plus side;

Crawley Town on Facebook wrote:
New signing alert. Check back at 12 noon

Paul Hayes, striker on 1 month loan from Brentford. I suppose Falcao didn't fancy snowdonia south.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:45 am

Marky wrote:
Marky wrote:On the plus side;

Crawley Town on Facebook wrote:
New signing alert. Check back at 12 noon

Paul Hayes, striker on 1 month loan from Brentford. I suppose Falcao didn't fancy snowdonia south.

Remember at Scunny it used to be Hooper and Hayes up top? Look how there careers have panned out Laugh

He actually came through our youth system. Which explains it all

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:50 am

Our official site said he started at Norwich, but we're his 11th club in his 12 year career. Bodes well. Although he was part of Charlton's League 1 title win last season.

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:52 am

i havant got it in me to make fun out of crawleys craptacular signings

were AFC Bournemouth, we loose when we want!

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:53 am

I remember when Albion announced they were signing a striker from Bristol Rovers...turned out to be Jason Roberts and not Jamie Cureton, who we all wanted Sad

by Marky Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:06 am

cherriesfna wrote:i havant got it in me to make fun out of crawleys craptacular signings

were AFC Bournemouth, we loose when we want!

"Its nice to know you're here... NOW F*CK OFF!"

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:11 am

Marky wrote:
cherriesfna wrote:i havant got it in me to make fun out of crawleys craptacular signings

were AFC Bournemouth, we loose when we want!

"Its nice to know you're here... NOW F*CK OFF!"

were above u in the league still soooo.... lolololollololololololololololoolo

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:28 am

League One Laugh

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:29 am

As a 6 nations tribute, match up the 6 teams in either league with one of the 6 nations.

#boringmondays

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:37 am

Azzy do you even ahve a team Headscratch

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:39 am

Got you then Cherries Laugh

I have no idea what that means GSC. You mean La Chorizo = England, because most of the team is actually foreign?

by sodhat Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:40 am

GSC wrote:As a 6 nations tribute, match up the 6 teams in either league with one of the 6 nations.

#boringmondays

Hey, if you're bored you can throw together some Bengals tactics and we can get another game on in the FAFL

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:42 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Got you then Cherries

yes you did Very Happy

by Fernando Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:05 am

Anyone want Redmond or Berezutski before they go to lawyers Euro Division Homepage LII - Page 3 3559488474

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:08 am

bony and aubameyang both scored this week....

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:11 am

I have to do a viva later, was hoping to do.it on the career of.jack Wilshire

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:12 am

Aspas scored vs Real.but hes not playing

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:13 am

I have to do a viva later

Whats "doing a viva" ???

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:13 am

apparnelty on loan bournemouth striekr demouge isnt good enough to play against teams like wallsall, bury and scunthorpe, but is good enough to plat against Feynoord , PSV and Ajax

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:15 am

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
I have to do a viva later
Whats "doing a viva" ???

At uni you have to answer questions from a prof about your dissertation

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:15 am

Apparently Bournemouth are crap

by cherriesfna Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:16 am

GSC wrote:Apparently Bournemouth are crap

apparentley shut up Very Happy

by GSC Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:18 am

King Billy> Non League Eddie

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