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Sheep questions - Answers to me by 13:00hrs.

1. Name a British sitcom from the 90s
2. Name a British sitcom from the 00s
3. Name a comedian
4. Name a celebrity that has famously taken part in Comic Relief
5. Name a film starring Will Ferrell
6. Name a female comedian
7. Who will win the Champions League?
8. Which one of Charlie's Angels would you prefer to spend Steak and BJ day with?

Dortmund over Malaga
Madrid over Gala
Barca over PSG
Bayern over Juve

Monreal won't be playing CL football next season with Arsenal either, so he may as well go where the £££ is.

onlytreblewinners wrote:

Marky wrote:I wonder what Nacho Monreal thinks, leaves Malaga for Arsenal and misses CL football. Bit naïve if you ask me.

But Malaga aren't in the CL next season....

Malaga are this season, and he left. Could've moved in the summer.

Im buying a cheap bronze Irish squad to play the offline tourny.

Marky wrote:Dortmund over Malaga
Madrid over Gala
Barca over PSG
Bayern over Juve

Agree with this completely ^

Gala were really fortunate to get past Schalke. On another day, Schalke would have scored 6 or 7 past them.

And Malaga have been a bit fortunate with the draw and I don't think they are good enough to get past Dortmund.

Bayern v Juve could be interesting if the same Bayern that just lost to Arsenal turn up

I do think PSG v Barca is tie of the round, more so than Bayern v Juve anyway. The star players involved in PSG v Barca is unreal!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Im buying a cheap bronze Irish squad to play the offline tourny.

Now that's an idea

Picking the four favourites is easy. But when do the favourites ever progress in toto? One of those ties should produce a shock, and I think Malaga are very well placed to take on Dortmund, while PSG have great quality and if Barca continue their struggles, could be picked off.

Juve are a really good outfit, and Bayern are the best team in the tournament for me.

Europa League is open though.

Spurs v Basel
Chelsea v Rubin Kazan
Newcastle v Benfica
Fenerbahce v Lazio

25 mins for sheep entrants.

And I think Barca will sweep aside PSG.

by Azzy Mahmood Today at 12:24 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Im buying a cheap bronze Irish squad to play the offline tourny.

Now that's an idea Very Happy

Azzy, so far ive spent 6k on my Defense & Midfield all bronze. Going to pay the price & buy expensive (due to price fixers) CF & ST which will bring me to around 10k spend. Then fill the subs bench with cheap 500 coins bronze equals 3500. Total spend around 13500.
Offline Tourny: 1st win 10k + a Gold Pack. 2nd win: 5K coins, future wins: 2K coins. (Difficulty Professional).
8 games to win the tourny twice = 4k + tourny win rewards of 15k = total 19k
5500k profit but Ill also try the online tourny as from the EA Forum most people are buying cheap bronze teams so you should have every chance of winning that too.

Sign Simon Cox

15 minutes for sheep

I won't hang around past the deadline of 1pm because I have tactics to write during lunch too, so this will be the only sheep of the day from me.

Oh also Azzy, soon as ive won the tourny 2/3 time ill sell the team before FIFA close the tourny.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Fernando wrote:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Doing now

Anyone want to do my tactics. I really can't be bothered today

1. Name a British sitcom from the 90s

Only Fools and Horses - 3
Marky
Nando
sodhat

Father Ted - 1
Trebs

The Vicar of Dibley - 1
Azzy

2. Name a British sitcom from the 00s

The Inbetweeners - 2
Marky
Azzy

The Office - 1
sodhat

Two Pints of Lager - 1
Trebs

Last of the Summer Wine - 1
Nando

After 2:

Nando 4
Trebs 2
Marky 5
Azzy 3
Sodhat 4

3. Name a comedian

Frankie Boyle - 4
Everyone else.

Lee Evans - 1
Me.

After 3:

Nando 8
Trebs 6
Marky 9
Azzy 7
Sodhat 5

4. Name a celebrity that has famously taken part in Comic Relief

Lenny Henry - 3
Trebs
Marky
Azzy

David Walliams - 1
Nando

David Beckham - 1
sodhat

After 4:

Nando 9
Trebs 9
Marky 12
Azzy 10
Sodhat 6

5. Name a film starring Will Ferrell

Anchorman - 5
Everyone

After 5:

Nando 14
Trebs 14
Marky 17
Azzy 15
Sodhat 11

BigFellasAfro wrote:Anyone want to do my tactics. I really can't be bothered today

Pay me and I'll do it

Mine sent btw

6. Name a female comedian

Sarah Millican - 2
Nando
Trebs

Jo Brand - 2
sodhat
Marky

Dawn French - 1
Azzy

After 6:

Nando 16
Trebs 16
Marky 19
Azzy 16
Sodhat 13

On the earlier discussion about the lower leagues, I much prefer the football played in the Championship to the Premier League.

It may lack a bit of quality, but it is much much more entertaining, and the league is so tight in terms of results, you see surprises every single week (for example Peterborough beat Cardiff away, Barnsley beat Birmingham away 5-0)

By far the best league going (in this country at least)

7. Who will win the Champions League?

Real Madrid - 3
Trebs
Nando
Azzy

Barcelona - 2
sodhat
Marky

After 7:

Nando 19
Trebs 19
Marky 21
Azzy 19
Sodhat 15

Don't get this stigma that the Championship is hoofball. Most, if not all, play better football than Stoke and West Ham.

8. Which one of Charlie's Angels would you prefer to spend Steak and BJ day with?

Cameron Diaz - 3
sodhat
Azzy
Trebs

Drew Barrymore - 2
Marky
Nando

Sarah Millican, a female comedian?

GSC wrote:Don't get this stigma that the Championship is hoofball. Most, if not all, play better football than Stoke and West Ham.

Peterborough and Barnsley, two of the bottom sides, play cracking football.

Marky 23
Azzy 22
Trebs 22
Nando 21
Sodhat 18

Marky wins, but I'm inclined to take points off him for choosing Drew Barrymore.

Five blokes, none of them picked the unattractive Chinese girl.

She was close second on my list
I'd probably have Charlie over Barrymore though

Tbf, Peterborough are basically Blackpool in the PL, useless so might as well go down playing.

They're not going down. Just like Forest aren't going up

You'd love it if we went up really

We won't though.

GSC wrote:You'd love it if we went up really

We won't though.

just billyieve

Anyway, tactics sent. Good luck cherries

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/pupil_s_heart_stopped_in_the_middle_of_a_pe_lesson_at_taverham_high_1_1977826

That happened at my school on Tuesday. Pretty scary stuff.

But I'd like to encourage you all to donate to the Air Ambulance, as I will now be doing. The job they do is amazing.

Sodhat, I believe the question was which of Charlie's Angels would you choose to spend Steak and Blow Job day with. I reckon Drew Barrymore cooks the best steak

Far East places. Little profit for me there

Ted Veale !!
AHHHHHHHH

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Ted Veale !!
AHHHHHHHH

That's a winner for me @ 10/1. Tipster comp and my real spondoolicks

At Fishers Cross
AHHHH would of preferred Africa Gold to win but it place though.
Good race for me

I put an each way on African Gold, what does this mean lol

I put an each way on African Gold, what does this mean lol

What odds you get? 11/2 ?? & how much did you put on the bet?

I was tempted by African Gold this morning, but went for the favourite once it started to chuck it down in Bristol.

GSC - How much did you put on and did you take any odds?

I dunno 2 2 quid singles potential win about 16 quid

I don't bet on horse racing usually lol