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by **Afro** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:40

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606V2 EURODivision

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Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 8th March

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Bull

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 09:02

In order of importance:

All the best to you and your wife Afro, don't worry about this place, we got this Poopie.

North Korea are like that kid in school whose dad has a gun. He's constantly saying "oooh don't mess with me, I'll use my dad's gun". He won't.

Got a meeting with the worlds most attractive computer aided facilities management software saleswoman later Euro Division Homepage LIV - Page 16 3559488474

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by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 09:05

cherriesfna wrote:BIG NEWS
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/heskey-staying-in-newcastle-/news/anzeigen_118299.html

Only a few hours late Cherries, I posted that for you yesterday afternoon Wink

Afro - sorry to hear that mate, best wishes for a speedy recovery. Hows the eldest taking it all in?

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 10:48

Wow, ghost town round here at the moment!

by Marky Thu 04 Apr 2013, 10:50

I blame Nando's Europa League.

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 10:53

I blame North Korea

Viva is probably already in his bunker with a tin foil hat on

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 10:54

Big Bash > IPL too

But only because the overseas player at my local cricket club (Horsford) played for the Brisbane Heat in the final, and they won and he took two catches Euro Division Homepage LIV - Page 16 3559488474

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by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:01

Big Bash > IPL too

I see a stereotypical racial trend starting to take form here..... Whistle

#Kidding

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:02

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Big Bash > IPL too
I see a stereotypical racial trend starting to take form here.....
#Kidding

I only think that for the reason I stated. If our overseas player played in the IPL that would be my fav Laugh

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:13

The Big Bash games always looked like there were no people there to watch

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:23

Olly wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Big Bash > IPL too
I see a stereotypical racial trend starting to take form here.....
#Kidding

I only think that for the reason I stated. If our overseas player played in the IPL that would be my fav

IPL is for the best of the best Olly

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:50

Hey dont be dissing Strawbs

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:56

I got told I was looking very well by the sexy IT consultant. Not just well, very well.

Which is unusual in itself because no one tells me I look well. I never look well.

If she wasn't married and a million leagues above me, I'd say she wants me.

by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:58

Married women always want young, virile men to be interested in them. There must be a dearth of them where you work Laugh

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 11:59

There is a dearth of youth here, yes. Even still, she complimented me and I am taking it as thus.

I already have a line figured out to use on her in the future, to really show her I'm interested:

"I'd love the chance to disappoint you sexually."

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:00

Soddy she blatently wants the D

Time to swoop

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:02

I'll go with the wild lunge approach next time I see her.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:03

million leagues above me, I'd say she wants me

Thats no way to think Soddy. No woman should be out of your league, have some confidence bro

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:06

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
million leagues above me, I'd say she wants me
Thats no way to think Soddy. No woman should be out of your league, have some confidence bro

You need to see this woman Laugh

The best thing is that there are two of her, she has a twin. They would make millions if they went into adult movie making.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:08

Soddy don't let your chance slip through hands.

Just remember, yolo

by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:09

I would love the chance to disappoint you BOTH sexually

seems to be the phrase you need then Wink

I had a chance with twins once, but one of them got too drunk and threw up, so the other one took her home. I was gutted for about a day and a half, until I saw them in the daylight Laugh

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:22

I'm not a prude but if I was a twin and a woman I probably wouldn't want to be going at it with my sister.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 12:28

You need to see this woman Laugh

The best thing is that there are two of her, she has a twin. They would make millions if they went into adult movie making.

Her looks should mean you cant woo her. Grow a pair, its all about confidence mate. The amount of times Ive managed to score with "out of my league".
Twins, mmmmm.

I'm not a prude but if I was a twin and a woman I probably wouldn't want to be going at it with my sister.

Id agree with that.....unless their from Norfolk Wink

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:31

Where have all you gayboys gone

by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:36

soddy is off having fun with twins, Zebs is being foed, and everyone else is ignoring my offers on the Europa League...

by cherriesfna Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:37

If she's an IT consultant just use loads of computer chat up line,
U make my floppy disk into a hard drive
Ill put my uSB into ur port and then wipe your memory
I'd Ctrl Alt Del you any day
I'm gonna put my USB in you than u can download all my files

by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:38

cherriesfna wrote:Ill put my uSB into ur port and then wipe your memory

I think that's illegal Cherries Laugh

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:48

Well we now know Cherries' pulling technique, I'll be advising family members and friends never to visit Bournemouth

by Fernando Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:51

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
cherriesfna wrote:Ill put my uSB into ur port and then wipe your memory
I think that's illegal Cherries

That quickly translates to spiking drinks and chloroform Laugh

by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:53

He's been watching that Human Centipede a few too many times methinks!

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 15:58

I've never watched that and won't ever

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:02

cherriesfna wrote:
I'd Ctrl Alt Del you any day

Ctrl + Alt + Del terminates files though.
I don't want to terminate her. This isn't Basic Instinct.

by Guest Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:02

I watched about 4mins of it and felt so violently sick. "Films" like that just should not EVER be allowed to be made, there is no artistic merit in them at all.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:03

Ive been doing my tactics as im away tomorrow & monday. Stag Do, leaving at 10am tomorrow, starting the boos at 10 am tomorrow OOOOSH

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:03

Who do I send tactics to now as Afros not about. Just Olly?

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:05

Yeah Olly for now

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:17

Yeah Olly for now

Can I cc someone from League 1 in just so they have a copy?
Hero maybe?

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:19

Yeah I guess, cc them to me if you trust me lol

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:25

Yeah I guess, cc them to me if you trust me lol

OK. Im not playing you so I dont mind. Just as long as there is a copy with someone as Ive spent time doing them & not finishing off my real work Laugh

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:26

by **Hero** Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:26

I just don't get why it was called Human Centipede, they had 6 legs between them, that's hardly centipede levels, thats ants.

by FIFA Diva Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:28

Oh no tactics in for tomorrow oh wait I can sit here with mary jane because my tactics been done three weeks ago. Cant wait for the weekend

by cherriesfna Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:29

Apparently the human centerpied two is worse, doesn't a man play with himself using sandpaperb vomit

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:30

Sent tactics to Olly, GSC & Hero.

Cheers GSC.

Im offski, time to get into party mode! See you all Tuesday.

https://www.606v2.com/t36780-zinedine-z-preziction-league#1650373
get ypour perZictions in!!!

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:31

I haven't done tactics in 2 weeks lol

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:48

Mary Jane Viva, you getting high or something?

by GSC Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:49

The IPL is dull so far

by sodhat Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:51

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Mary Jane Viva, you getting high or something?

No, he's watching Spiderman

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:52

IPL has had one match so far! Or maybe two. Can't remember if there's one today

by FIFA Diva Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:57

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Mary Jane Viva, you getting high or something?

Been stuck at home for past 2 weeks, I need to make this a crazy weekend. P.s Im no junkie.

by Marky Thu 04 Apr 2013, 16:59

Eventful afternoon, managed to get the Brighton thread locked by calling Nick a 'queerbo' in the middle of a homophobia discussion Laugh

And Cherries is a date-r***ist who pleasures himself with sandpaper it seems.

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