The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:08 pm

I'm back, all rested and tanned
Thank God.. I thought you'd been banned
Alas, no such luck

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:22 pm

I'm back, all rested and tanned
Thank God.. I thought you'd been banned
Alas, no such luck
You're here, now we're stuck

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:45 pm

I'm back, all rested and tanned
Thank God.. I thought you'd been banned
Alas, no such luck
You're here, now we're stuck
With me, my porn, and my stand

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:43 pm

So where did you go, my fine friend?

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:22 pm

So where did you go, my fine friend?
Right from the front to the end !

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:31 pm

So where did you go, my fine friend?
Right from the front to the end !
The journey was thrilling

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:32 pm

So where did you go, my fine friend?
Right from the front to the end !
The journey was thrilling
and at the end she was willing

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:40 pm

So where did you go, my fine friend?
Right from the front to the end !
The journey was thrilling
And at the end she was willing
To swallow all that I could send

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:44 pm

As she swallowed she started to gag

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:56 pm

As she swallowed she started to gag
But I casually lit up a fag (smoke to any non-Brits)

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:58 pm

As she swallowed she started to gag
But I casually lit up a fag (smoke to any non-Brits)
Her face turned blue

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:07 pm

As she swallowed she started to gag
But I casually lit up a fag (smoke to any non-Brits)
Her face turned blue
As she started to spew

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:10 pm

As she swallowed she started to gag
But I casually lit up a fag (smoke to any non-Brits)
Her face turned blue
As she started to spew
All over dear Mr Prescotts blue jag

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:33 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:35 pm

I really miss watching Philip and Fern

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:37 pm

I really miss watching Philip and Fern
I miss watching Sunita burn

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:42 pm

I really miss watching Philip and Fern
I miss watching Sunita burn
I hope they realise its Karl

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:43 pm

I really miss watching Philip and Fern
I miss watching Sunita burn
I hope they realise its Karl
You can tell by that snarl

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:45 pm

I really miss watching Philip and Fern
I miss watching Sunita burn
I hope they realise its Karl
You can tell by that snarl
It's not Stella but Dev he's wanting to turn

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:55 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:57 pm

At school i was never a bully

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:15 pm

At school i was never a bully
I wore spectacles, cords and a pully

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:18 pm

At school i was never a bully
I wore spectacles, cords and a pully
my face was covered in spots

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:22 pm

At school i was never a bully
I wore spectacles, cords and a pully
my face was covered in spots
And I wore sh!tty grots

by **Galted** Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:34 pm

At school i was never a bully
I wore spectacles, cords and a pully
my face was covered in spots
And I wore sh!tty grots
though my balls & my ar$e were quite wooly

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:31 pm

I was once on a farm in Wales

by **Galted** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:36 pm

I was once on a farm in Wales
sh@gging sheep with the Giggs and the Bales

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:38 pm

I was once on a farm in Wales
sh@gging sheep with the Giggs and the Bales
But once we were caught

by **Galted** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:47 pm

I was once on a farm in Wales
sh@gging sheep with the Giggs and the Bales
But once we were caught
we were downright distraught

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:49 pm

I was once on a farm in Wales
sh@gging sheep with the Giggs and the Bales
But once we were caught
we were downright distraught
And were sent down to separate jails

by **Galted** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:53 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:55 pm

I was the one who didn't have money

by **Galted** Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:59 pm

I was the one who didn't have money
which my mates found hysterically funny

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:02 pm

I was the one who didn't have money
which my mates found hysterically funny
Until it came time to paying our bill

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:19 pm

I was the one who didn't have money
which my mates found hysterically funny
Until it came time to paying our bill
The laughing then stopped like they just became ill

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:21 pm

I was the one who didn't have money
which my mates found hysterically funny
Until it came time to paying our bill
The laughing then stopped like they just became ill
When I slipped out thru the back door of the dunny

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:29 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:31 pm

The carpark was eerily empty

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:34 pm

The carpark was eerily empty
More sheep were around just to tempt me

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:35 pm

The carpark was eerily empty
More sheep were around just to tempt me
Its a shame im allergic to wool

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:36 pm

The carpark was eerily empty
More sheep were around just to tempt me
Its a shame im allergic to wool
I didnt need lamb, I was already full

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:37 pm

The carpark was eerily empty
More sheep were around just to tempt me
Its a shame im allergic to wool
But my nutsac was still a bit full

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:42 pm

The carpark was eerily empty
More sheep were around just to tempt me
Its a shame im allergic to wool
But my nutsac was still a bit full
so i shaved them , which was just elementary

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:43 pm

They all were rather too skinny

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:45 pm

They all were rather too skinny
But all fit in the back of my Mini

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:46 pm

They all were rather too skinny
But all fit in the back of my Mini
We drove up to the lookout

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:48 pm

They all were rather too skinny
But all fit in the back of my Mini
We drove up to the lookout
luckily there was no-one about

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:49 pm

They all were rather too skinny
But all fit in the back of my Mini
We drove up to the lookout
luckily there was no-one about
and I showed them my throbbing sore pinky

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:55 pm

Thats sore , you should go see a Doc

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:57 pm

Thats sore , you should go see a Doc
I would, but my health care's been blocked

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