The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:58 pm

Thats sore , you should go see a Doc
I would, but my health care's been blocked
in that case try seeing a Quack

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:07 pm

Thats sore , you should go see a Doc
I would, but my health care's been blocked
in that case try seeing a Quack
do you think he could also fix my back?

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:12 pm

Thats sore , you should go see a Doc
I would, but my health care's been blocked
in that case try seeing a Quack
do you think he could also fix my back?
Just aslong as you take off that frock

by littleswannygirl Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:15 pm

So which one of you killed the syntax?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:16 pm

So which one of you killed the syntax?
T'was me... am I being too lax?

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:18 pm

So which one of you killed the syntax?
T'was me... am I being too lax?
Yes please get mind in the game

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:20 pm

So which one of you killed the syntax?
T'was me... am I being too lax?
Yes please get mind in the game
OK, but it would be a shame

by littleswannygirl Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:28 pm

So which one of you killed the syntax?
T'was me... am I being too lax?
Yes please get mind in the game
OK, but it would be a shame
The humour's entrenched in the jax

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:30 pm

You sure hit that one for six!

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:33 pm

You sure hit that one for six!
like a DJ doing a re-mix

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:05 am

You sure hit that one for six!
like a DJ doing a re-mix
on the demise of the Aussies

by **Galted** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:20 am

You sure hit that one for six!
like a DJ doing a re-mix
on the demise of the Aussies
& newly-dead Tories

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40 am

You sure hit that one for six!
like a DJ doing a re-mix
on the demise of the Aussies
& newly-dead Tories
all of them well-proven prix

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 3:48 pm

When your team is up for the cup

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 6:58 pm

When your team is up for the cup
You jump around like a kid, not a grown up

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 6:59 pm

When your team is up for the cup
You jump around like a kid, not a grown up
And when they final whistle blows

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:02 pm

When your team is up for the cup
You jump around like a kid, not a grown up
And when they final whistle blows
From your head to your toes

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:04 pm

When your team is up for the cup
You jump around like a kid, not a grown up
And when the final whistle blows
From your head to your toes
dreaming of all the beers to sup

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44 pm

How long will it be before I

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:53 pm

How long will it be before I
Curl up like a baby and die

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:54 pm

How long will it be before I
Curl up like a baby and die
My ending is near

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:56 pm

How long will it be before I
Curl up like a baby and die
My ending is near
But death I don't fear

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:05 pm

How long will it be before I
Curl up like a baby and die
My ending is near
But death I don't fear
So for you my dear poet. Goodbye Crying or Very sad

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:13 pm

Deep!

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:14 pm

If I fake my own death will you tell?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:20 pm

If I fake my own death will you tell?
What's in it for me, pray tell?

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:22 pm

If I fake my own death will you tell?
What's in it for me, pray tell?
I'll buy you a yacht

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:28 pm

If I fake my own death will you tell?
What's in it for me, pray tell?
I'll buy you a yacht
Is that all you've got?

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:30 pm

If I fake my own death will you tell?
What's in it for me, pray tell?
I'll buy you a yacht
Is that all you've got?
You're a hard one to please, bloody hell!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:33 pm

I'll take payment in diamonds, no less

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:34 pm

I'll take payment in diamonds, no less
Let me go to the vault, dont you stress

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:38 pm

I'll take payment in diamonds, no less
Let me go to the vault, dont you stress
I'll have some gold too

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:41 pm

I'll take payment in diamonds, no less
Let me go to the vault, dont you stress
I'll have some gold too
And a platinum loo?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:42 pm

I'll take payment in diamonds, no less
Let me go to the vault, dont you stress
I'll have some gold too
And a platinum loo?
Well done mate, how did you guess?

by Guest Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:45 pm

It's clear you're a man of fine taste

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:58 pm

It's clear you're a man of fine taste
On that, my philosophy is based

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:49 pm

It's clear you're a man of fine taste
On that, my philosophy is based
Just always select the best

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:16 am

It's clear you're a man of fine taste
On that, my philosophy is based
Just always select the best
As Sir Alec Guinness would attest

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 18 Apr 2013, 7:33 am

It's clear you're a man of fine taste
On that, my philosophy is based
Just always select the best
As Sir Alec Guinness would attest
And let not one thing go to waste

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:03 am

My parrot got stuck down the drain

by **Galted** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:07 am

My parrot got stuck down the drain
so I prodded at it with a cane

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:08 am

My parrot got stuck down the drain
so I prodded at it with a cane
It was not so easy to reach

by **Galted** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:10 am

My parrot got stuck down the drain
so I prodded at it with a cane
It was not so easy to reach
so I poured in some bleach

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:19 am

My parrot got stuck down the drain
so I prodded at it with a cane
It was not so easy to reach
so I poured in some bleach
only to hear it squawk in pain

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:37 pm

It then started getting distressed

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:46 pm

It then started getting distressed
I must say it wasn't impressed

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:56 pm

It then started getting distressed
I must say it wasn't impressed
I fed it a cracker

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:09 pm

It then started getting distressed
I must say it wasn't impressed
I fed it a cracker
But it insisted on Macca's

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:44 pm

It then started getting distressed
I must say it wasn't impressed
I fed it a cracker
But it insisted on Macca's
Which is much more hard to digest

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:58 pm

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