The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:36 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:34 pm

We're friends , so let me be frank

by **Galted** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:10 am

We're friends , so let me be frank
your wife is a bit of a skank

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:28 am

We're friends , so let me be frank
your wife is a bit of a skank
Your sister's a dog

by **Galted** Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:43 am

We're friends , so let me be frank
your wife is a bit of a skank
Your sister's a dog
who sh@gs in the bog

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:45 am

We're friends , so let me be frank
your wife is a bit of a skank
Your sister's a dog
who sh@gs in the bog
and always has a full tank

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:18 am

Dont get me started on your brother

by **Galted** Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:30 pm

Dont get me started on your brother
he licks portraits of the queen mother

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:43 pm

Dont get me started on your brother
He licks portraits of the queen mother
Then he claims he has got her wet

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:57 pm

Dont get me started on your brother
He licks portraits of the queen mother
Then he claims he has got her wet
while taking the corgis to see the vet

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:59 pm

Dont get me started on your brother
He licks portraits of the queen mother
Then he claims he has got her wet
while taking the corgis to see the vet
she was his favourite centenarian lover

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:21 pm

I had cunningly hidden the trap

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:30 pm

I had cunningly hidden the trap
then suddenly heard it go snap

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:31 pm

I had cunningly hidden the trap
then suddenly heard it go snap
As i pulled back the cover

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:33 pm

I had cunningly hidden the trap
then suddenly heard it go snap
As i pulled back the cover
I was shocked to discover

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:35 pm

I had cunningly hidden the trap
then suddenly heard it go snap
As i pulled back the cover
I was shocked to discover
John Barnes sat there singing the Anfield Rap

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:37 pm

I lit the old fuse and stood back

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:39 pm

I lit the old fuse and stood back
To watch the dynamite explode in her crack

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:40 pm

I lit the old fuse and stood back
To watch the dynamite explode in her crack
The sound was unbelievable

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:41 pm

I lit the old fuse and stood back
To watch the dynamite explode in her crack
The sound was unbelievable
And the size of the hole inconceivable

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:44 pm

I lit the old fuse and stood back
To watch the dynamite explode in her crack
The sound was unbelievable
And the size of the hole inconceivable
I now understand the term "cop some flack"

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:48 pm

Forget what you think you have seen

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:05 pm

Forget what you think you have seen
When the water seems dirty, it's clean

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:25 pm

Forget what you think you have seen
When the water seems dirty, it's clean
the freezers not cold it is hot

by **Galted** Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:33 pm

Forget what you think you have seen
When the water seems dirty, it's clean
the freezers not cold it is hot
& that's not jizz it's snot

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:44 pm

Forget what you think you have seen
When the water seems dirty, it's clean
the freezers not cold it is hot
& that's not jizz on your face it's snot
So you were sneezing not having a wet dream

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:42 pm

I salute you for making me laugh

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:06 pm

I salute you for making me laugh
With rhymes both crude and naff

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:46 pm

I salute you for making me laugh
With rhymes both crude and naff
I wheeze and i chuckle

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:47 pm

I salute you for making me laugh
With rhymes both crude and naff
I wheeze and i chuckle
My legs nearly buckle

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:58 pm

I salute you for making me laugh
With rhymes both crude and naff
I wheeze and i chuckle
My legs nearly buckle
and i pee enough to fill a small bath

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:00 pm

This limerick thread really is endless

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:03 pm

This limerick thread really is endless
The variations really are limitless

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:13 pm

This limerick thread really is endless
The variations really are limitless
They all have five lines

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:13 pm

This limerick thread really is endless
The variations really are limitless
They all have five lines
And are maturing like wines

by **Galted** Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:24 am

This limerick thread really is endless
The variations really are limitless
They all have five lines
And are maturing like wines
with some daft as Christopher McCandless

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:05 am

... whoever tf he is!

So is the 'Best of' them thread still going?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:09 am

So is the 'Best of' them thread still going?
Is Sir Steve Redgrave still rowing?

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:20 am

So is the 'Best of' them thread still going?
Is Sir Steve Redgrave still rowing?
Has the Corporal lost his bucket?

https://www.606v2.com/t12014-what-s-the-best-make-your-own-limerick-up-written-by-606v2-posters

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:37 am

So is the 'Best of' them thread still going?
Is Sir Steve Redgrave still rowing?
Has the Corporal lost his bucket?
Did he leave it in Nantucket?

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:06 am

So is the 'Best of' them thread still going?
Is Sir Steve Redgrave still rowing?
Has the Corporal lost his bucket?
Did he leave it in Nantucket?
Or is he still a day's march from Surrey... with the wind-a-blowing?

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:08 pm

In our efforts we should all be proud

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:12 pm

In our efforts we should all be proud
However, arrogance is not allowed

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:14 pm

In our efforts we should all be proud
However, arrogance is not allowed
That's right we should try and stay humble

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:20 pm

In our efforts we should all be proud
However, arrogance is not allowed
That's right we should try and stay humble
And sweeter than an apple crumble

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:28 pm

In our efforts we should all be proud
However, arrogance is not allowed
That's right we should try and stay humble
And sweeter than an apple crumble
Now let's go and shag Girls Aloud

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:29 pm

Mr Marx just beat me to the punch

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:33 pm

Mr Marx just beat me to the punch
I was thinking of Cheryl's minge to munch

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:35 pm

Mr Marx just beat me to the punch
I was thinking of Cheryl's minge to munch
Your ears would take a chafing

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:39 pm

Mr Marx just beat me to the punch
I was thinking of Cheryl's minge to munch
Your ears would take a chafing
I'd give her a good strafing

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