The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 3:47 pm

Mr Marx just beat me to the punch
I was thinking of Cheryl's minge to munch
Your ears would take a chafing
I'd give her a good strafing
then later take her out for lunch

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 3:51 pm

It seems to me that might be the wrong order

by Guest Wed 24 Apr 2013, 4:34 pm

It seems to me that might be the wrong order
Like the Jocks that live south of the border

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 4:40 pm

It seems to me that might be the wrong order
Like the Jocks that live south of the border
Or wiping ere sh1tting

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:04 pm

It seems to me that might be the wrong order
Like the Jocks that live south of the border
Or wiping ere sh1tting
at her wedding dress fitting

by Guest Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:08 pm

It seems to me that might be the wrong order
Like the Jocks that live south of the border
Or wiping ere sh1tting
at her wedding dress fitting
I once shared digs with Petr Korda

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:09 pm

What do you say to a dance ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:14 pm

What do you say to a dance ?
As a prelude to a little romance?

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:15 pm

What do you say to a dance ?
As a prelude to a little romance?
I could hold you tight and take it slow

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:30 pm

What do you say to a dance ?
As a prelude to a little romance?
I could hold you tight and take it slow
Then hold it tight and make it go

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:12 pm

What do you say to a dance ?
As a prelude to a little romance?
I could hold you tight and take it slow
Then hold it tight and make it go
While we savior the joys of France

by Guest Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:42 pm

He potted the red then the black

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:29 am

He potted the red then the black
Oh yes boys, Mark Selby is back

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:19 am

He potted the red then the black
Oh yes boys, Mark Selby is back
But where is Doug Mountjoy?

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 1:41 pm

He potted the red then the black
Oh yes boys, Mark Selby is back
But where is Doug Mountjoy?
or Hendry that spotty Scots boy

by **Galted** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 1:44 pm

He potted the red then the black
Oh yes boys, Mark Selby is back
But where is Doug Mountjoy?
or Hendry that spotty Scots boy
they were spit-roasting Roger Lloyd-Pack

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 1:45 pm

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:46 pm

Be mean, don't be nice you'll come last

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:51 pm

Be mean, don't be nice you'll come last
Said the Hare to the Tortoise he passed

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:55 pm

Be mean, don't be nice you'll come last
Said the Hare to the Tortoise he passed
This time it's a sprint

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:58 pm

Be mean, don't be nice you'll come last
Said the Hare to the Tortoise he passed
This time it's a sprint
So please take the hint

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:59 pm

Be mean, don't be nice you'll come last
Said the Hare to the Tortoise he passed
This time it's a sprint
So please take the hint
When your coach indicates to run fast

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:02 pm

So if there's someone you just have to beat

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:12 pm

So if there's someone you just have to beat
Inject anthrax right into their meat

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:16 pm

So if there's someone you just have to beat
Inject anthrax right into their meat
That should make them as stiff as a board

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:21 pm

So if there's someone you just have to beat
Inject anthrax right into their meat
That should make them as stiff as a board
Like the back of a Ford

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:23 pm

So if there's someone you just have to beat
Inject anthrax right into their meat
That should make them as stiff as a board
Like the back of a Ford
Thats been left out in the Florida heat

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:25 pm

If you follow me Kenny on Twitter

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:28 pm

If you follow me Kenny on Twitter
If i don't will it make you quite bitter ?

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:32 pm

If you follow me Kenny on Twitter
If i don't will it make you quite bitter ?
I dare not to say

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:33 pm

If you follow me Kenny on Twitter
If i don't will it make you quite bitter ?
I dare not to say
well in that case okay

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:37 pm

If you follow me Kenny on Twitter
If i don't will it make you quite bitter ?
I dare not to say
well in that case okay
Your reward is a thumb up the sh!tter!

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:41 pm

Well that's not really my cup of tea

by Guest Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:42 pm

Well that's not really my cup of tea
Okay Kenny a hug it will be

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:45 pm

Well that's not really my cup of tea
Okay Kenny a hug it will be
With a hug i think i can cope

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 2:18 am

Well that's not really my cup of tea
Okay Kenny a hug it will be
With a hug i think i can cope
but what's with that rope?

by Guest Fri 26 Apr 2013, 6:45 am

Well that's not really my cup of tea
Okay Kenny a hug it will be
With a hug i think i can cope
but what's with that rope?
Are you noosing yourself to a tree?

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:27 am

If thats how you roll then so be it

by **Galted** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45 am

If thats how you roll then so be it
and if you're confused then just flee it

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:56 am

If thats how you roll then so be it
and if you're confused then just flee it
Just run for the hills

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:57 am

If thats how you roll then so be it
and if you're confused then just flee it
Just run for the hills
with your packets of pills

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:00 am

If thats how you roll then so be it
and if you're confused then just flee it
Just run for the hills
with your packets of pills
If you're nude, then I'd rather not see it.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:00 am

Unless of course it's dark

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:17 pm

Unless of course it's dark
Or we're alone, with cider on a park

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:22 pm

Unless of course it's dark
Or we're alone, with cider on a park
In which case I think

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:45 pm

Unless of course it's dark
Or we're alone, with cider on a park
In which case I think
I'll abstain from a drink

by Guest Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:24 pm

Unless of course it's dark
Or we're alone, with cider on a park
In which case I think
I'll abstain from a drink
And give my poor wrists a red mark

by sparxz Sat 27 Apr 2013, 8:22 am

I can think of better ways to pass

by **Galted** Sat 27 Apr 2013, 1:26 pm

I can think of better ways to pass
they all involve prozzies & grass

by Guest Sat 27 Apr 2013, 1:38 pm

I can think of better ways to pass
they all involve prozzies & grass
It damn sure ain't cheap

by Sponsored content