The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:21 pm

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:45 pm

I can think of better ways to pass
they all involve prozzies & grass
It damn sure ain't cheap
and makes my wife weep

by Guest Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:35 pm

I can think of better ways to pass
they all involve prozzies & grass
It damn sure ain't cheap
and makes my wife weep
Like my man meat being shoved up her..

You know the rest Very Happy

by **Galted** Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:19 pm

by Guest Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:53 pm

We claim to be clean but we're not

by **Galted** Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:29 pm

We claim to be clean but we're not
decency and tact we forgot

by Guest Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:33 pm

We claim to be clean but we're not
decency and tact we forgot
We know that its wrong

by **Galted** Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:02 am

We claim to be clean but we're not
decency and tact we forgot
We know that its wrong
as a nun with a dong

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:13 am

We claim to be clean but we're not
decency and tact we forgot
We know that its wrong
as a nun with a dong
Snorting cocaine whilst drinking a shot

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:29 am

Was that nun Sister Mary, perchance?

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:36 am

Was that nun Sister Mary, perchance?
Thats the one with the gun in her pants

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:42 am

Was that nun Sister Mary, perchance?
Thats the one with the gun in her pants
When she fell to her knees

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:45 am

Was that nun Sister Mary, perchance?
Thats the one with the gun in her pants
When she fell to her knees
From that awful desease

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:47 am

Was that nun Sister Mary, perchance?
Thats the one with the gun in her pants
When she fell to her knees
From that awful desease
Now she's taking more steroids than Lance

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:50 am

(brilliant)

That reminds me I've just stole a bike

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:54 am

That reminds me I've just stole a bike
A crap one, or one that you like?

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:54 am

That reminds me I've just stole a bike
A crap one, or one that you like?
The tires are flat

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:16 am

That reminds me I've just stole a bike
A crap one, or one that you like?
The tires are flat
So pump 'em, you prat

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:18 am

That reminds me I've just stole a bike
A crap one, or one that you like?
The tires are flat
So pump 'em, you prat
And to think you're a mod that I like!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:22 am

I may ban myself for my jibe

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:24 am

I may ban myself for my jibe
Don't do that just present me a bribe

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:28 am

I may ban myself for my jibe
Don't do that just present me a bribe
I'll buy you ten beers

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:32 am

I may ban myself for my jibe
Don't do that just present me a bribe
I'll buy you ten beers
Will you love me for years?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:52 am

I may ban myself for my jibe
Don't do that just present me a bribe
I'll buy you ten beers
Will you love me for years?
To that, I cannot quite subscribe

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:53 am

It's okay Marx we'll still run the show

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:57 am

It's okay Marx we'll still run the show
I'm glad that you don't feel too low

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:59 am

It's okay Marx we'll still run the show
I'm glad that you don't feel too low
I'm as high as a kite

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:14 am

It's okay Marx we'll still run the show
I'm glad that you don't feel too low
I'm as high as a kite
You're not drinking Bud Light?

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:19 am

It's okay Marx we'll still run the show
I'm glad that you don't feel too low
I'm as high as a kite
You're not drinking Bud Light?
No, they don't allow that on death row

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:22 am

We'll continue this lark on the morrow

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:27 am

We'll continue this lark on the morrow
Okay man I'll just sit here in sorrow

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:56 pm

We'll continue this lark on the morrow
Okay man I'll just sit here in sorrow
Now I 'm back in the fray

by **Galted** Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:49 pm

We'll continue this lark on the morrow
Okay man I'll just sit here in sorrow
Now I 'm back in the fray
Freek's off making hay

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:58 pm

We'll continue this lark on the morrow
Okay man I'll just sit here in sorrow
Now I 'm back in the fray
Freek's off making hay
that bike that you stole... can I borrow?

by Guest Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:07 pm

Liney I'm sorry it's sold

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:35 am

Liney I'm sorry it's sold
So you're gonna leave me out in the cold?

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:06 am

Liney I'm sorry it's sold
So you're gonna leave me out in the cold?
You will just have to walk

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:19 am

Liney I'm sorry it's sold
So you're gonna leave me out in the cold?
You will just have to walk
and cut down on the talk

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:33 am

Liney I'm sorry it's sold
So you're gonna leave me out in the cold?
You will just have to walk
and cut down on the talk
Or steal your own, if I may be so bold

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:41 am

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:41 pm

I've stole 7 more from a shed

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:38 am

I've stole 7 more from a shed
The victim was sleeping in bed

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:56 pm

I've stole 7 more from a shed
The victim was sleeping in bed
I wheeled them out one-by-one

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:18 pm

I've stole 7 more from a shed
The victim was sleeping in bed
I wheeled them out one-by-one
Until I had crossed the Rubicon

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:20 pm

I've stole 7 more from a shed
The victim was sleeping in bed
I wheeled them out one-by-one
Until I had crossed the Rubicon
Had I got caught, I think I would have been dead

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:39 pm

Lydiate? What's he done all year?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:03 pm

Lydiate? What's he done all year?
I know not who he is, this I fear

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:56 pm

Lydiate? What's he done all year?
I know not who he is, this I fear
and I feel sorry for Best

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:29 pm

Lydiate? What's he done all year?
I know not who he is, this I fear
and I feel sorry for Best
Does he log on as a guest?

by **Galted** Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:41 pm

Lydiate? What's he done all year?
I know not who he is, this I fear
and I feel sorry for Best
Does he log on as a guest?
I heard that he's moved to Zaire

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:05 pm

The jungle holds many a secret

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