The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:08 pm

There's a saying we have in the south
if she nags stick your c**k in her mouth
That's close to the bone
and quite overblown

by Guest Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:13 pm

There's a saying we have in the south
if she nags stick your c**k in her mouth
That's close to the bone
and quite overblown
Like the quadriceps on Wreck-it-Ralph!

by **Galted** Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:50 pm

I just looked up Ralph on the net

by Guest Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:30 pm

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:04 am

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget
He's a truly fearless adversary

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:11 am

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget
He's a truly fearless adversary
And also quite merry

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:12 am

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget
He's a truly fearless adversary
And also quite merry
If I was a gambler he'd be my best bet

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:14 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:42 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:43 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?
All of the above

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:45 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?
All of the above
Maybe try North Africa, gov

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:48 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?
All of the above
Maybe try North Africa, gov
It's no good, my passports date has run

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:11 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:29 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:35 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two
Can you stitch it back together?

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:45 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two
Can you stitch it back together?
No chance in this weather

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:04 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two
Can you stitch it back together?
No chance in this weather
I see, now I really feel sorry for you!

by **Galted** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:02 pm

Freek & LB should go pro

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:07 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'

by **Galted** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:35 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'
why what's wrong with wood?

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:58 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'
why what's wrong with wood?
nothing... but Serena once on it stood

by **Galted** Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:13 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'
why what's wrong with wood?
nothing... but Serena once on it stood
& ruined it the massive-ar$ed ho

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:55 pm

I've seen Venus and visited Mars

by **Galted** Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:43 pm

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars

by Guest Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:00 pm

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars
The folk were all rude

by **Galted** Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:22 am

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars
The folk were all rude
though I am quite a prude

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:37 am

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars
The folk were all rude
though I am quite a prude
I don't mind a heavy steel guitar

by Guest Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:19 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz

by **Galted** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:59 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:51 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does
it adds to the work of the heart

by **Kenny** Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:00 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does
it adds to the work of the heart
and can force out a smelly fart

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:14 am

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does
it adds to the work of the heart
and can force out a smelly fart
but it isn't that good for rhyming

by **Pal Joey** Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:15 am

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:08 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:17 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:25 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated
At the funeral there was more laughter then tears

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:35 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated
At the funeral there was more laughter then tears
instead of silence we had cheers

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:37 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated
At the funeral there was more laughter then tears
instead of silence we had cheers
But no poll bearers as the Union had been decimated

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:02 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:03 pm

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:14 pm

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:18 pm

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course
the meat is slightly more chewy

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:25 pm

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course
the meat is slightly more chewy
the balls are good in chop suey

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:32 pm

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course
the meat is slightly more chewy
the balls are good in chop suey
and the dick makes a really nice sauce

by **Galted** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:36 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:41 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake

by Guest Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:25 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:34 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake
so i shoved my hands in my pockets

by Guest Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:39 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake
so i shoved my hands in my pockets
Which set off my rocket

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:41 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake
so i shoved my hands in my pockets
Which set off my rocket
And covered her in my shake and bake

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