The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar - 9:21

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 May - 20:55

Is it wrong to be having that dream ?
It is if it's making you cream

by JPX Thu 2 May - 21:01

Is it wrong to be having that dream ?
It is if it's making you cream
She was a bag lady

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 May - 21:05

Is it wrong to be having that dream ?
It is if it's making you cream
She was a bag lady
Whose first name was Sadie

by **Kenny** Thu 2 May - 21:28

Is it wrong to be having that dream ?
It is if it's making you cream
She was a bag lady
Whose first name was Sadie
who washed her Jack&Danny in the local stream

by JPX Thu 2 May - 21:43

by **Kenny** Thu 2 May - 21:48

So that's why the fish smell like that

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 May - 21:54

So that's why the fish smell like that
The odour leaked out of her tw@t

by **Kenny** Thu 2 May - 22:00

So that's why the fish smell like that
The odour leaked out of her tw@t
The smell was powerfully strong

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 May - 22:04

So that's why the fish smell like that
The odour leaked out of her tw@t
The smell was powerfully strong
I couldn't get enough, is that wrong?

by **Kenny** Thu 2 May - 22:05

So that's why the fish smell like that
The odour leaked out of her tw@t
The smell was powerfully strong
I couldn't get enough, is that wrong?
Only if you share it with the cat

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 May - 22:09

by **Kenny** Thu 2 May - 22:12

It was a smell that couldn't be missed

by **Pal Joey** Fri 3 May - 1:09

It was a smell that couldn't be missed
Like a crate of bad oysters... get my gist?

by **Galted** Fri 3 May - 8:13

It was a smell that couldn't be missed
Like a crate of bad oysters... get my gist?
or some putrified squid

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 May - 11:04

It was a smell that couldn't be missed
Like a crate of bad oysters... get my gist?
or some putrified squid
We just couldn't get rid

by **Galted** Fri 3 May - 11:16

It was a smell that couldn't be missed
Like a crate of bad oysters... get my gist?
or some putrified squid
We just couldn't get rid
till I ate when quite horribly p1ssed

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 14:24

by Guest Fri 3 May - 16:52

I now have 3 days to get smashed

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 16:54

I now have 3 days to get smashed
On all the drugs that i secretly stashed

by Guest Fri 3 May - 16:54

I now have 3 days to get smashed
On all the drugs that i secretly stashed
I'll snort for you all

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 16:57

I now have 3 days to get smashed
On all the drugs that i secretly stashed
I'll snort for you all
or come join in and we'll all have a ball

by Guest Fri 3 May - 16:58

I now have 3 days to get smashed
On all the drugs that i secretly stashed
I'll snort for you all
or come join in and we'll all have a ball
It's a deal, our brains are going to get absolutely mashed!

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:00

If I'm wasted will you put me to bed ?

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 3 May - 17:07

If I'm wasted will you put me to bed ?
And give me some pills for my head?

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:14

If I'm wasted will you put me to bed ?
And give me some pills for my head?
If I'm sick will you pass me a bucket ?

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:15

If I'm wasted will you put me to bed ?
And give me some pills for my head?
If I'm sick will you pass me a bucket ?
I'll fill it and f**k it!

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:17

If I'm wasted will you put me to bed ?
And give me some pills for my head?
If I'm sick will you pass me a bucket ?
I'll fill it and f**k it!
And leave it to stew in the shed

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:22

80's classics are what get me high

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:25

80's classics are what get me high
What like Labour of Love by Hue & Cry ?

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:33

80's classics are what get me high
What like Labour of Love by Hue & Cry ?
Not bad Ken, not bad

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:38

80's classics are what get me high
What like Labour of Love by Hue & Cry ?
Not bad Ken, not bad
just not one by that pervert Paul Gadd

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:41

80's classics are what get me high
What like Labour of Love by Hue & Cry ?
Not bad Ken, not bad
just not one by that pervert Paul Gadd
He is from the same town as I

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:45

Well that's quite a claim to fame

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:47

Well that's quite a claim to fame
Around here we all sh!t on his name

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:48

Well that's quite a claim to fame
Around here we all sh!t on his name
He'd like it if it was sh!t on his face

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:49

Well that's quite a claim to fame
Around here we all sh!t on his name
He'd like it if it was sh!t on his face
Or a minor called Grace picard

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:50

Well that's quite a claim to fame
Around here we all sh!t on his name
He'd like it if it was sh!t on his face
Or a minor called Grace picard

Jeez does the man have no shame !

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:51

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:54

It's lucky he got done by the cops

by Guest Fri 3 May - 17:55

It's lucky he got done by the cops
I'd have stabbed him on Top of the Pops

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 17:59

It's lucky he got done by the cops
I'd have stabbed him on Top of the Pops
I bet he had it fixed by Jimmy

by Guest Fri 3 May - 18:01

It's lucky he got done by the cops
I'd have stabbed him on Top of the Pops
I bet he had it fixed by Jimmy
And then gave him a rimmy

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 18:02

It's lucky he got done by the cops
I'd have stabbed him on Top of the Pops
I bet he had it fixed by Jimmy
And then gave him a rimmy
while smacking his balls on his chops

by Guest Fri 3 May - 18:03

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 18:05

Now that picture will stick in my mind

by Guest Fri 3 May - 18:06

Now that picture will stick in my mind
Just drink whiskey until you go blind

by **Kenny** Fri 3 May - 20:25

Now that picture will stick in my mind
Just drink whiskey until you go blind
But then when you have no sight

by littleswannygirl Fri 3 May - 20:59

Now that picture will stick in my mind
Just drink whiskey until you go blind
But then when you have no sight
And you've lost every ounce of fight

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 May - 21:12

Now that picture will stick in my mind
Just drink whiskey until you go blind
But then when you have no sight
And you've lost every ounce of fight
Your whole psyche will be undermined

by Guest Fri 3 May - 21:45

She was holding me up with her gun

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