The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 03, 2013 9:50 pm

She was holding me up with her gun
Which was quite Brobdingnagian

by **Galted** Fri May 03, 2013 9:55 pm

She was holding me up with her gun
Which was quite Brobdingnagian
clap

great use of a word

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 03, 2013 9:59 pm

She was holding me up with her gun
Which was quite Brobdingnagian
great use of a word
Let's go on undeterred

by **Galted** Fri May 03, 2013 10:06 pm

She was holding me up with her gun
Which was quite Brobdingnagian
great use of a word
Let's go on undeterred
before this rhyme's completely undone

by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 10:07 pm

That's a very big word I must say

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 03, 2013 10:30 pm

That's a very big word I must say
It's 13 letters longer than 'a'

by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 10:33 pm

That's a very big word I must say
It's 13 letters longer than 'a'
Oh goodness gracious

by **Galted** Fri May 03, 2013 10:35 pm

That's a very big word I must say
It's 13 letters longer than 'a'
Oh goodness gracious
it's just f***ing audacious

by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 10:40 pm

That's a very big word I must say
It's 13 letters longer than 'a'
Oh goodness gracious
it's just f***ing audacious
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by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 03, 2013 10:41 pm

by **Galted** Fri May 03, 2013 10:41 pm

by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 10:42 pm

The Ivor Novello awaits

by **Kenny** Fri May 03, 2013 10:46 pm

The Ivor Novello awaits
For these Limerick greats

by **Galted** Fri May 03, 2013 10:50 pm

The Ivor Novello awaits
For these Limerick greats
this one is tight

by **Kenny** Fri May 03, 2013 10:52 pm

The Ivor Novello awaits
For these Limerick greats
this one is tight
and the lines are alright

by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 10:56 pm

The Ivor Novello awaits
For these Limerick greats
this one is tight
and the lines are alright
Like the backside on Gareth Gates!

by **Kenny** Fri May 03, 2013 10:58 pm

by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 11:16 pm

3 little mods went to market

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 1:26 am

3 little mods went to market
each carrying their own little basket

by **Galted** Sat May 04, 2013 1:59 pm

3 little mods went to market
each carrying their own little basket
they got jumped by some youths

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 2:31 pm

3 little mods went to market
each carrying their own little basket
they got jumped by some youths
near the one penny booths

by **Galted** Sat May 04, 2013 2:37 pm

3 little mods went to market
each carrying their own little basket
they got jumped by some youths
near the one penny booths
& wound up in 3 little caskets

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 2:44 pm

Dat cyclin' in It'ly is tricky

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 2:46 pm

Dat cyclin' in It'ly is tricky
I ride BMX bikes cos I'm picky

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 2:48 pm

Dat cyclin' in It'ly is tricky
I ride BMX bikes cos I'm picky
I once badly came off

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 2:49 pm

Dat cyclin' in It'ly is tricky
I ride BMX bikes cos I'm picky
I once badly came off
And hit dave Hasselhoff

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 2:51 pm

Dat cyclin' in It'ly is tricky
I ride BMX bikes cos I'm picky
I once badly came off
And hit dave Hasselhoff
Then bounced back on Sabine Lisicki

by **Galted** Sat May 04, 2013 2:56 pm

Blimey that last one was quick

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 2:59 pm

Blimey that last one was quick
Like the food in my tube when I'm sick

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 3:00 pm

Blimey that last one was quick
Like the food in my tube when I'm sick
Some nurses have trouble

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 3:01 pm

Blimey that last one was quick
Like the food in my tube when I'm sick
Some nurses have trouble
My Dad's Barney Rubble

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 3:03 pm

Blimey that last one was quick
Like the food in my tube when I'm sick
Some nurses have trouble
My Dad's Barney Rubble
and I gave Angelina the flick

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 3:05 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet

by **Galted** Sat May 04, 2013 3:07 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet
though it did smell a bit like my feet

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 3:07 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet
and the warm drops of blood on my feet

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 3:09 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet
and the warm drops of blood on my feet
A tickling sensation

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 3:10 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet
and the warm drops of blood on my feet
As Hull City win promotion to the Prem !!!

by **Galted** Sat May 04, 2013 3:12 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet
and the warm drops of blood on my feet
As Hull City win promotion to the Prem !!!
needing Watford's keeper's f-up to help them

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 3:13 pm

The fury axe wound tasted sweet
and the warm drops of blood on my feet
As Hull City win promotion to the Prem !!!
needing Watford's keeper's f-up to help them
as the fighting spills out on the street

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 3:16 pm

That's great news Kenny for 'ull

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 3:17 pm

That's great news Kenny for 'ull
It is , but for others it's dull

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 3:18 pm

That's great news Kenny for 'ull
It is , but for others it's dull
but they're limited, aye?

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 3:24 pm

That's great news Kenny for 'ull
It is , but for others it's dull
but they're limited, aye?
In the words that we say

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 3:31 pm

That's great news Kenny for 'ull
It is , but for others it's dull
but they're limited, aye?
In the words that we say
like one of them broken bar stools

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 4:06 pm

It's at times like this i wish i was drunk

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 4:10 pm

It's at times like this i wish i was drunk
unlike a sober Trappist Monk

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 4:12 pm

It's at times like this i wish i was drunk
unlike a sober Trappist Monk
Well pour ye a beer

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 4:13 pm

It's at times like this i wish i was drunk
unlike a sober Trappist Monk
Well pour ye a beer
I'm on my 11th right here

by **Kenny** Sat May 04, 2013 4:26 pm

It's at times like this i wish i was drunk
unlike a sober Trappist Monk
Well pour ye a beer
I'm on my 11th right here
slow down or you'll be as drunk as a skunk

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 04, 2013 4:28 pm

Us Aussies tend to stretch the truth

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