The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

[Kenny]

Us Aussies tend to stretch the truth
like your night out with 12 strippers called Ruth

[Guest]

Us Aussies tend to stretch the truth
like your night out with 12 strippers called Ruth
And Sheila the shag

[Kenny]

Us Aussies tend to stretch the truth
like your night out with 12 strippers called Ruth
And Sheila the shag
the 101 year old hag

[Pal Joey]

Us Aussies tend to stretch the truth
like your night out with 12 strippers called Ruth
And Sheila the shag
Who smelt like a rag

[Guest]

Us Aussies tend to stretch the truth
like your night out with 12 strippers called Ruth
And Sheila the shag
the 101 year old hag
The dead ringer to Stoke's Robert Huth

[Kenny]

[Guest]

Well done Hull, our king Kenny is proud

[Pal Joey]

The wives were all gathered around

[Guest]

The wives were all gathered around
Holding knives with their guns on the ground

[Kenny]

The wives were all gathered around
Holding knives with their guns on the ground
we stood bleeding from all the cuts

[Guest]

The wives were all gathered around
Holding knives with their guns on the ground
we stood bleeding from all the cuts
But we still love them sluts

[Kenny]

The wives were all gathered around
Holding knives with their guns on the ground
we stood bleeding from all the cuts
But we still love them sluts
for selling it for only a pound

[Guest]

Have you ever seen Santa in blue?

[Kenny]

Have you ever seen Santa in blue?
Can't say i have really have you ?

[Guest]

Have you ever seen Santa in blue?
Can't say i have really have you ?
Just once on a sleigh

[Galted]

Have you ever seen Santa in blue?
Can't say i have really have you ?
Just once on a sleigh
Was a shameless display

[Guest]

Have you ever seen Santa in blue?
Can't say i have really have you ?
Just once on a sleigh
Was a shameless display
Of good will when he shat on my shoe

[Kenny]

[Kenny]

There once was a Doctor called Who

[Guest]

There once was a Doctor called Who
And he knocked on my door times two

[Kenny]

There once was a Doctor called Who
And he knocked on my door times two
There he stood with a dog made of metal

[Guest]

There once was a Doctor called Who
And he knocked on my door times two
There he stood with a dog made of metal
A growler named Petal

[Kenny]

There once was a Doctor called Who
And he knocked on my door times two
There he stood with a dog made of metal
A growler named Petal
And travelled in a box painted blue

[Guest]

Is the doctor a certified doc?

[Kenny]

Is the doctor a certified doc?
if he is then i think it's a shock

[Guest]

Is the doctor a certified doc?
if he is then i think it's a shock
I'm in need of some pills

[Kenny]

Is the doctor a certified doc?
if he is then i think it's a shock
I'm in need of some pills
What some of those that pain kills ?

[Guest]

Is the doctor a certified doc?
if he is then i think it's a shock
I'm in need of some pills
What some of those that pain kills ?
No the ones that put length on my c0ck!

(hook, line and sinker!)

[Kenny]

[Kenny]

With my todger in need of some inches

[Guest]

With my todger in need of some inches
And some colour, it's green like the Grinch's

[Kenny]

With my todger in need of some inches
And some colour, it's green like the Grinch's
I walked into the local A&E

[Guest]

With my todger in need of some inches
And some colour, it's green like the Grinch's
I walked into the local A&E
Out of interest to see

[Kenny]

With my todger in need of some inches
And some colour, it's green like the Grinch's
I walked into the local A&E
Out of interest to see
If it's still bigger the Barry Pinches

[Guest]

There's a fella I know who's quite red

[Kenny]

There's a fella I know who's quite red
He got covered painting his shed

[Guest]

There's a fella I know who's quite red
He got covered painting his shed
He lights up a room

[Kenny]

There's a fella I know who's quite red
He got covered painting his shed
He lights up a room
and brightens the doom

[Guest]

There's a fella I know who's quite red
He got covered painting his shed
He lights up a room
and brightens the doom
I made love to his wife now she's dead

[Kenny]

In some countries that's considered alright

[Guest]

In some countries that's considered alright
So it should be, it's just a good night

[Kenny]

In some countries that's considered alright
So it should be, it's just a good night
Even after you can still carry on

[Guest]

In some countries that's considered alright
So it should be, it's just a good night
Even after you can still carry on
And hit from that bong

[Kenny]

In some countries that's considered alright
So it should be, it's just a good night
Even after you can still carry on
And hit from that bong
and then set the dead body alight

[Guest]

I think Kenny we both are deranged

[Kenny]

I think Kenny we both are deranged
No where normal it's the others that's strange

[Guest]

I think Kenny we both are deranged
No where normal it's the others that's strange
Do you think so my man?

[Kenny]

I think Kenny we both are deranged
No where normal it's the others that's strange
Do you think so my man?
Well if I do it I'm sure that you can

[Guest]

I think Kenny we both are deranged
No where normal it's the others that's strange
Do you think so my man?
Well if I do it I'm sure that you can
Kill a bystander from the golf range

[Kenny]

The body count is starting to rise

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