The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:21 pm

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 3:26 am

The body count is starting to rise
I can't count all the dead with my eyes

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 3:27 am

The body count is starting to rise
I can't count all the dead with my eyes
Tell you what , lets bury the lot

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 3:29 am

The body count is starting to rise
I can't count all the dead with my eyes
Tell you what , lets bury the lot
In a poppy filled plot

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 3:32 am

The body count is starting to rise
I can't count all the dead with my eyes
Tell you what , lets bury the lot
In a poppy filled plot
Then we can get high as everyone dies Cool

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 3:36 am

My friend Kenny I am rather drunk

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 3:39 am

My friend Kenny I am rather drunk
That's ok Freek I'm high on this junk

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 3:41 am

My friend Kenny I am rather drunk
That's ok Freek I'm high on this junk
Shall we share both our gear?

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 3:43 am

My friend Kenny I am rather drunk
That's ok Freek I'm high on this junk
Shall we share both our gear?
That sound like a good idea

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 3:46 am

My friend Kenny I am rather drunk
That's ok Freek I'm high on this junk
Shall we share both our gear?
That sound like a good idea
We'll wake up very soon in our gunk!

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 3:56 am

As i looked at the stains on my sheet

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 4:11 am

As i looked at the stains on my sheet
I could notice my quilt wasn't neat

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 4:13 am

As i looked at the stains on my sheet
I could notice my quilt wasn't neat
There was somebody under the covers

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 06, 2013 2:16 pm

As i looked at the stains on my sheet
I could notice my quilt wasn't neat
There was somebody under the covers
More than one - I have multiple lovers

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 3:02 pm

As i looked at the stains on my sheet
I could notice my quilt wasn't neat
There was somebody under the covers
More than one - I have multiple lovers
I'm the biggest damn tart on my street

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 4:54 pm

Your honesty is to good to be true

by Guest Mon May 06, 2013 4:56 pm

Your honesty is to good to be true
Why bang one when the offer is two?

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 4:57 pm

Your honesty is to good to be true
Why bang one when the offer is two?
I agree why should others suffer

by **Galted** Mon May 06, 2013 5:40 pm

Your honesty is to good to be true
Why bang one when the offer is two?
I agree why should others suffer
when one wants you to muff 'er

by **Kenny** Mon May 06, 2013 6:41 pm

Your honesty is to good to be true
Why bang one when the offer is two?
I agree why should others suffer
when one wants you to muff 'er
just get them to form an orderly queue

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue May 07, 2013 7:28 pm

Leicester made it into the playoffs!!!

by **Kenny** Tue May 07, 2013 7:30 pm

Leicester made it into the playoffs!!!
They will win every game the showoffs

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 07, 2013 7:41 pm

Leicester made it into the playoffs!!!
They will win every game the showoffs
Then it's into the Prem

by **Kenny** Tue May 07, 2013 8:08 pm

Leicester made it into the playoffs!!!
They will win every game the showoffs
Then it's into the Prem
When they will beat the City's United's and them

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 07, 2013 8:13 pm

Leicester made it into the playoffs!!!
They will win every game the showoffs
Then it's into the Prem
When they will beat the City's United's and them
But then relegation, administration and lay-offs.

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue May 07, 2013 8:17 pm

I hope your all right exept for that last line

by **Kenny** Tue May 07, 2013 8:18 pm

I hope your all right exept for that last line
If you go up i'm sure you'll be fine

by JPX Tue May 07, 2013 9:16 pm

I hope your all right exept for that last line
If you go up i'm sure you'll be fine
Even though you're odds on to go down

by **Galted** Tue May 07, 2013 9:40 pm

I hope your all right exept for that last line
If you go up i'm sure you'll be fine
Even though you're odds on to go down
just like Divine Brown

by Guest Wed May 08, 2013 12:12 am

I hope your all right exept for that last line
If you go up i'm sure you'll be fine
Even though you're odds on to go down
just like Divine Brown
On Hugh Grant when he whipped out his pine

by **Galted** Wed May 08, 2013 12:19 am

Ol' Freek he just understands

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 08, 2013 12:36 am

Ol' Freek he just understands
He gives, and he makes no demands

by Guest Wed May 08, 2013 12:45 am

Ol' Freek he just understands
He gives, and he makes no demands
He's a sad sack of waste

by **Galted** Wed May 08, 2013 10:06 am

Ol' Freek he just understands
He gives, and he makes no demands
He's a sad sack of waste
but his hos swallow paste

by **Kenny** Wed May 08, 2013 1:11 pm

Ol' Freek he just understands
He gives, and he makes no demands
He's a sad sack of waste
but his hos swallow paste
But what we think is out of his hands

by Guest Wed May 08, 2013 8:21 pm

Just say what you see or you read

by **Kenny** Wed May 08, 2013 8:23 pm

Just say what you see or you read
Said the Dominatrix to the man on the lead

by **Galted** Wed May 08, 2013 8:32 pm

Just say what you see or you read
Said the Dominatrix to the man on the lead
the lead-man was me

by **Kenny** Wed May 08, 2013 8:33 pm

Just say what you see or you read
Said the Dominatrix to the man on the lead
the lead-man was me
And the sign said "Don't Pee ! "

by **Galted** Wed May 08, 2013 8:34 pm

Just say what you see or you read
Said the Dominatrix to the man on the lead
the lead-man was me
And the sign said "Don't Pee ! "
so instead I had a crap & a bleed

by **Kenny** Wed May 08, 2013 11:33 pm

When alone in a room with a Nun

by JPX Thu May 09, 2013 12:49 am

When alone in a room with a Nun
You might think you're in for some fun

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 2:43 am

When alone in a room with a Nun
You might think you're in for some fun
So when she bends down to pray

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 10:26 am

When alone in a room with a Nun
You might think you're in for some fun
So when she bends down to pray
start humping away

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 09, 2013 1:19 pm

When alone in a room with a Nun
You might think you're in for some fun
So when she bends down to pray
start humping away
in a rabid horny dog fashion

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 7:04 pm

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 7:04 pm

If your doing it right you can make her squeal

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu May 09, 2013 7:19 pm

If your doing it right you can make her squeal
And eat her out like its The Last Meal

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 7:30 pm

If your doing it right you can make her squeal
And eat her out like its The Last Meal
Just don't get a hair stuck in your throat

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 7:35 pm

If your doing it right you can make her squeal
And eat her out like its The Last Meal
Just don't get a hair stuck in your throat
Like a roid off Raul Moat

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 7:38 pm

If your doing it right you can make her squeal
And eat her out like its The Last Meal
Just don't get a hair stuck in your throat
Like a roid off Raul Moat
or it could be a lump not a hole that you feel

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