The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 4:38 pm

It's not easy, it's hard but I'll live

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 4:45 pm

It's not easy, it's hard but I'll live
So don't take it's better to give

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 4:47 pm

It's not easy, it's hard but I'll live
So don't take it's better to give
Oh I give it alright

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 4:54 pm

It's not easy, it's hard but I'll live
So don't take it's better to give
Oh I give it alright
Into spaces that are tight

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 09, 2013 5:00 pm

It's not easy, it's hard but I'll live
So don't take it's better to give
Oh I give it alright
Into spaces that are tight
And holes that are small like a sieve

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:01 pm

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 5:05 pm

that last one could've been written by Savile

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:07 pm

that last one could've been written by Savile
or a Judge who was stroking his gavel

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 5:10 pm

that last one could've been written by Savile
or a Judge who was stroking his gavel
or perhaps Stuart Hall

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:13 pm

that last one could've been written by Savile
or a Judge who was stroking his gavel
or perhaps Stuart Hall
holding a young Zoe Ball

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 5:15 pm

that last one could've been written by Savile
or a Judge who was stroking his gavel
or perhaps Stuart Hall
holding a young Zoe Ball
And roughing her ass up like gravel

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:18 pm

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 5:18 pm

There are rooms made of pads just for us

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:20 pm

There are rooms made of pads just for us
But that's only if were caught by the Fuzz

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 5:21 pm

There are rooms made of pads just for us
But that's only if were caught by the Fuzz
Our capture is close

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:23 pm

There are rooms made of pads just for us
But that's only if were caught by the Fuzz
Our capture is close
What gave us away , you suppose ?

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 5:24 pm

There are rooms made of pads just for us
But that's only if were caught by the Fuzz
Our capture is close
What gave us away , you suppose ?
It was me when I robbed that school bus!

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:32 pm

Why did you leave something on it ?

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 5:37 pm

Why did you leave something on it ?
Just an excrement stain on the bonnet

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 5:40 pm

Why did you leave something on it ?
Just an excrement stain on the bonnet
plus I buggered the driver

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:42 pm

Why did you leave something on it ?
Just an excrement stain on the bonnet
plus I buggered the driver
but that's ok cos' you gave him a fiver

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 5:46 pm

Why did you leave something on it ?
Just an excrement stain on the bonnet
plus I buggered the driver
but that's ok cos' you gave him a fiver
which I hoped would cause him to prolong it

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:49 pm

As bribes go it wasn't enough

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 5:52 pm

As bribes go it wasn't enough
& my god but the entry was tough

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 5:55 pm

As bribes go it wasn't enough
& my god but the entry was tough
You should of tried a smidgen of lube

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 5:58 pm

As bribes go it wasn't enough
& my god but the entry was tough
You should of tried a smidgen of lube
I rubbed a whole cup on my tube

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 6:01 pm

As bribes go it wasn't enough
& my god but the entry was tough
You should of tried a smidgen of lube
I rubbed a whole cup on my tube
Then just give her it rough

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 6:03 pm

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 6:03 pm

This thread is really quite dirty

by Guest Thu May 09, 2013 6:25 pm

This thread is really quite dirty
Who'd have thought that we're older than 30

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 6:33 pm

This thread is really quite dirty
Who'd have thought that we're older than 30
Your as young as the woman you feel

by **Galted** Thu May 09, 2013 6:40 pm

This thread is really quite dirty
Who'd have thought that we're older than 30
Your as young as the woman you feel
19 is ideal

by **Kenny** Thu May 09, 2013 7:40 pm

This thread is really quite dirty
Who'd have thought that we're older than 30
Your as young as the woman you feel
19 is ideal
or 97 like my grandmother Gurty

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 10, 2013 9:54 am

It's Friday and it's effing-well wet

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 10, 2013 9:56 am

It's Friday and it's effing-well wet
You'd be in England I'm willing to bet

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 10:00 am

It's Friday and it's effing-well wet
You'd be in England I'm willing to bet
it's cloudy and grey

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 10, 2013 10:07 am

It's Friday and it's effing-well wet
You'd be in England I'm willing to bet
it's cloudy and grey
so it's better to stay

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri May 10, 2013 10:09 am

It's Friday and it's effing-well wet
You'd be in England I'm willing to bet
It's cloudy and grey
So it's better to stay
In Australia where its sun that you get

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 10, 2013 10:10 am

It's been warm here since last October

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 10, 2013 10:13 am

It's been warm here since last October
Which is a good excuse to disrobe her

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 10:15 am

It's been warm here since last October
Which is a good excuse to disrobe her
then kneel at her front

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri May 10, 2013 10:15 am

It's been warm here since last October
Which is a good excuse to disrobe her
Then kneel at her front
And munch on her c*nt

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 10:16 am

It's been warm here since last October
Which is a good excuse to disrobe her
Then kneel at her front
And munch on her c*nt
though it's best to make sure you're not sober

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 10, 2013 10:27 am

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri May 10, 2013 12:01 pm

I enjoy it even when Im not drunk

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 12:02 pm

I enjoy it even when Im not drunk
Although it smells like a soaking wet skunk

by **Enforcer** Fri May 10, 2013 12:07 pm

I enjoy it even when Im not drunk
Although it smells like a soaking wet skunk
It's not what you think

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 10, 2013 12:15 pm

I enjoy it even when Im not drunk
Although it smells like a soaking wet skunk
It's not what you think
Though it's fleshy and pink

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 12:18 pm

I enjoy it even when Im not drunk
Although it smells like a soaking wet skunk
It's not what you think
Though it's fleshy and pink
sometimes I like to bite off a chunk

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 12:22 pm

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