The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:21 pm

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Fri May 10, 2013 10:22 pm

That sounds like that could cause some real pain

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 10:26 pm

That sounds like that could cause some real pain
which is why I will do it again

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 10, 2013 10:56 pm

That sounds like that could cause some real pain
which is why I will do it again
I'll even share some around

by **Galted** Fri May 10, 2013 11:07 pm

That sounds like that could cause some real pain
which is why I will do it again
I'll even share some around
with some fluff from her mound

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 10, 2013 11:10 pm

That sounds like that could cause some real pain
which is why I will do it again
I'll even share some around
with some fluff from her mound
I'd be stupid to miss that train!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 12:22 am

It's Friday and the sun's now quite bright

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 11, 2013 12:24 am

It's Friday and the sun's now quite bright
Unlike here where we're well into the night

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 12:53 am

It's Friday and the sun's now quite bright
Unlike here where we're well into the night
Are you not tired?

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 1:02 am

It's Friday and the sun's now quite bright
Unlike here where we're well into the night
Are you not tired?
Or has the rugby got you wired ?

by littleswannygirl Sat May 11, 2013 1:05 am

It's Friday and the sun's now quite bright
Unlike here where we're well into the night
Are you not tired?
Or has the rugby got you wired ?
And left you high as a kite!

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 1:07 am

bravo

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 2:58 am

Mr Sickness is back wid a rhyme

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:02 am

Mr Sickness is back wid a rhyme
But his spelling is surely a crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 3:04 am

Mr Sickness is back wid a rhyme
But his spelling is surely a crime
That's sho' 'nuf tru

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:05 am

Mr Sickness is back wid a rhyme
But his spelling is surely a crime
That's sho' 'nuf tru
Eh ? Please give me a clue

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 3:08 am

Mr Sickness is back wid a rhyme
But his spelling is surely a crime
That's sho' 'nuf tru
Eh ? Please give me a clue
We'd hear more sense from a mime

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:21 am

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:21 am

He was back but were has he gone ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 3:25 am

He was back but were has he gone ?
His disapperance is a phenomenon

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:27 am

He was back but were has he gone ?
His disapperance is a phenomenon
He's a bit like Willo the Wisp

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 3:29 am

He was back but were has he gone ?
His disapperance is a phenomenon
He's a bit like Willo the Wisp
With a touch of Quentin Crisp

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:31 am

He was back but were has he gone ?
His disapperance is a phenomenon
He's a bit like Willo the Wisp
With a touch of Quentin Crisp
We best be careful he's a Mafia Don

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 3:37 am

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:39 am

I awoke to find a large horses head

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 3:41 am

I awoke to find a large horses head
beside me as I lay in bed

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 3:41 am

I awoke to find a large horses head
beside me as I lay in bed
What was more of a shock

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:42 am

I awoke to find a large horses head
beside me as I lay in bed
What was more of a shock
was the large horses c0ck

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 3:45 am

I awoke to find a large horses head
beside me as I lay in bed
What was more of a shock
was the large horses c0ck
which my girlfriend rode until she bled

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 3:53 am

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 4:01 am

That's just wrong but it gave me a slant

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 4:05 am

That's just wrong but it gave me a slant
Are you about to go off on a rant?

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 4:14 am

That's just wrong but it gave me a slant
Are you about to go off on a rant?
No I'm not but I'll say

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 4:16 am

That's just wrong but it gave me a slant
Are you about to go off on a rant?
No I'm not but I'll say
You're bisexual or gay?

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 4:18 am

That's just wrong but it gave me a slant
Are you about to go off on a rant?
No I'm not but I'll say
You're bisexual or gay?
I'm confused cos I just f****d a plant

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 4:25 am

After awhile a new species was born

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 4:40 am

After awhile a new species was born
that got off on watching tree porn

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 4:44 am

After awhile a new species was born
that got off on watching tree porn
So if you like knotty pine

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 4:45 am

After awhile a new species was born
that got off on watching tree porn
So as Autumn descended

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 4:48 am

After awhile a new species was born
that got off on watching tree porn
So as Autumn descended
Titchmarsh was offended

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat May 11, 2013 4:50 am

After awhile a new species was born
that got off on watching tree porn
So as Autumn descended
Titchmarsh was offended
When I suggested he got off on corn

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 4:50 am

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 4:53 am

As the kernels were popping

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 4:55 am

As the kernels were popping
there was naked sharecropping

by **Kenny** Sat May 11, 2013 4:58 am

As the kernels were popping
there was naked sharecropping
with the Mormons from over the road

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 5:12 am

apologies for taking over & ruining the limerick format but I think we've painted ourselves into a corner

As the kernels were popping
there was naked sharecropping
with the Mormons from over the road
who showed no sign of stopping
their flower-bed hopping
as their knobs spat out load after load

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 5:13 am

Our Galted has hit us for six

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 5:16 am

Our Galted has hit us for six
when he hit "send" he was sh1tt1ng bricks

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 5:21 am

Our Galted has hit us for six
when he hit "send" he was sh1tt1ng bricks
We family bro

by **Galted** Sat May 11, 2013 5:26 am

Our Galted has hit us for six
when he hit "send" he was sh1tt1ng bricks
We family bro
f**king-A, Freek, I know

by Guest Sat May 11, 2013 5:29 am

Our Galted has hit us for six
when he hit "send" he was sh1tt1ng bricks
We family bro
f**king-A, Freek, I know
Lets get drunk and measure our d!cks!

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