The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Fri 10 May 2013, 7:30 pm

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 7:31 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 May 2013, 7:44 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 7:45 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel
It's too late to change

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 May 2013, 7:48 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel
It's too late to change
So it would be quite strange

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 7:51 pm

Who needs heaven? We're going to hell
For the rudeness in which we excel
It's too late to change
So it would be quite strange
If we cleaned up, our sh!t wouldn't sell!

by **Galted** Fri 10 May 2013, 7:53 pm

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 7:54 pm

I was walking my dog when I found

by **Galted** Fri 10 May 2013, 7:56 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 7:56 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned
Yet one was alive

by **Galted** Fri 10 May 2013, 7:59 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned
Yet one was alive
I named the c*nt Clive

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 8:00 pm

I was walking my dog when I found
a couple of kittens I'd drowned
Yet one was alive
I named the c*nt Clive
Didn't know he could swim like a hound

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 10:35 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 10:37 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 10:46 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 10:55 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum
In the alley she was feeling my bits

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 10:55 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum
In the alley she was feeling my bits
As I milked her t!ts

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 10:58 pm

On the dancefloor she was feeling my bum
So I carried on giving her rum
In the alley she was feeling my bits
As I milked her t!ts
And in her mouth i was shortly to come

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 11:01 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 11:05 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong
Lets take a deep breath

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong
Lets take a deep breath
To contemplate death

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 11:26 pm

My friend Kenny your mind is just wrong
My dear Freek it's all gone Pete Tong
Lets take a deep breath
To contemplate death
Are we entering our last song?

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 11:28 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 11:31 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 11:39 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice
Is it bad ? I have never seen the show

by Guest Fri 10 May 2013, 11:45 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice
Is it bad ? I have never seen the show
Not a bad thing, I know

by **Kenny** Fri 10 May 2013, 11:47 pm

If we are what are the lyrics of choice ?
Anything that's not heard on The Voice
Is it bad ? I have never seen the show
Not a bad thing, I know
So lets watch BGT then we all can rejoice

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 12:59 am

I just heard a tap on my roof

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:04 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:09 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?
Yes. T'was an Indian Mynah cracking a nut!

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:12 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?
Yes. T'was an Indian Mynah cracking a nut!
Okay, but..

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:19 am

I just heard a tap on my roof
Might have been me but have you got proof?
Yes. T'was an Indian Mynah cracking a nut!
Okay, but..
I was trying to be aloof.

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:24 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:28 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:42 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick
I'm as high as a kite

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:44 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick
I'm as high as a kite
and I think I just might

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:49 am

Hey there Liney this powder is thick
But as long as it still does the trick
I'm as high as a kite
and I think I just might
Think about it and make myself sick

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:51 am

That balcony looks easily reachable

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:53 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:56 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable
Just like on that 'Mind Your Language' show

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 2:31 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable
Just like on that 'Mind Your Language' show
Or that "not here you blow"

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 2:41 am

That balcony looks easily reachable
But I doubt speaking English is teachable
Just like on that 'Mind Your Language' show
Or that "not here you blow"
Mr Obama... you're damn near impeachable!

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 11:55 am

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 12:29 pm

So how's your day been so far?

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 12:51 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:01 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car
so fair in other words?

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:05 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car
so fair in other words?
I got what I deserved

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:09 pm

So how's your day been so far?
I've been hit by my wife and a car
so fair in other words?
I got what I deserved
Count yourself lucky you weren't in Qatar

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:10 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun

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