The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:12 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:14 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some
Wow! You censored yourself

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 May 2013, 1:22 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some
Wow! You censored yourself
Like a blaspheming elf

by Guest Sat 11 May 2013, 1:25 pm

A lash on the booty? What fun
Changed that bit - not fair for some
Wow! You censored yourself
Like a blaspheming elf
A commendable act. Well done

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 12:07 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread

by **Galted** Mon 13 May 2013, 12:26 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 1:26 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead
Or totally scrap it

by **Galted** Mon 13 May 2013, 1:41 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead
Or totally scrap it
or get fly and rap it

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 1:44 pm

Please liven up Monday with this thread
or perhaps wait for Tuesday instead
Or totally scrap it
or get fly and rap it
Or I might just give myself head

by **Galted** Mon 13 May 2013, 1:51 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 1:57 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend

by **Galted** Mon 13 May 2013, 2:01 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend
my f*****g pc's too slow

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 2:16 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend
my f*****g pc's too slow
my f*****g IQ's too low

by **Galted** Mon 13 May 2013, 2:18 pm

I wish this f*****g day would just end
I wish this f*****g spoon would just bend
my f*****g pc's too slow
my f*****g IQ's too low
and this rhyme's f*****g bound to offend

by littleswannygirl Mon 13 May 2013, 2:25 pm

by **Enforcer** Mon 13 May 2013, 3:43 pm

And now for something less abusive

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 3:47 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive

by littleswannygirl Mon 13 May 2013, 3:49 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive
It's bound to be crude

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2013, 3:58 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive
It's bound to be crude
Words like "spewed", "poo'ed" and "lewd"

by Guest Mon 13 May 2013, 4:32 pm

And now for something less abusive
Though hopefully still quite intrusive
It's bound to be crude
Words like "spewed", "poo'ed" and "lewd"
Our shame is complete and conclusive

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 May 2013, 1:15 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise

by **Galted** Tue 14 May 2013, 7:29 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 May 2013, 7:50 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies
Like a tumbleweed town

by **Galted** Tue 14 May 2013, 7:52 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies
Like a tumbleweed town
or the runt that you drown

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 May 2013, 8:52 pm

There's not much happening limerick-wise
you dangle a line and there're f-all replies
Like a tumbleweed town
or the runt that you drown
And so thus, with a whimper, it dies....

by **Galted** Wed 15 May 2013, 7:04 am

by Guest Wed 15 May 2013, 10:32 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 May 2013, 10:54 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?

by Guest Wed 15 May 2013, 10:56 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?
Beef and Onion I like

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 May 2013, 11:30 pm

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?
Beef and Onion I like
Well then get on yer bike

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 12:00 am

I love pies but they gotta be Pukka
Steak and Kidney or Chicken, me old mucker?
Beef and Onion I like
Well then get on yer bike
You ain't ridin' wid me motha fu*ka!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 May 2013, 12:25 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 May 2013, 9:57 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 10:03 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 May 2013, 10:43 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker
With feathers galore

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 10:50 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker
With feathers galore
from the roof to the floor

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:29 am

There once was a man called Rock Tucker
he was a terribly skillful c0ck plucker
With feathers galore
from the roof to the floor
He de-feathered the whole damn flock, sucker.

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:34 am

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 1:39 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 May 2013, 2:26 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 2:31 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious
he employed several thugs

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 16 May 2013, 2:58 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious
He employed several thugs
Who were all hooked on drugs

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 May 2013, 3:09 pm

There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose dodgy dealings were suspicious
He employed several thugs
Who were all hooked on drugs
Though to be fair, his omlettes were delicious

by littleswannygirl Thu 16 May 2013, 3:57 pm

Classic!

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 5:13 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 5:18 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 5:30 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick
He went rampant and red

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 5:33 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick
He went rampant and red
begged and begged for some head

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 5:36 pm

Tommy's ticker was ticking quite quick
cos he'd given his wife's bean a flick
He went rampant and red
begged and begged for some head
But there was no more lead in his Winkle Smile

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2013, 5:38 pm

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