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Taarabt is too good for the Championship.

Given he destroyed it last time he was in it

Whos staying then?
Bothroyd!

[quote]Remy is the only one I'd want to buy from that mess. Cesar has been decent, but he's very flakey[/quote] Remy is a bit flakey too. Read an interview with him & he himself said if something is wrong with him, football related or non football he doesnt play well. There been apperances since he joined where he looks good & other he looks disinterested with a cant be arsed attitude.

[quote="GSC"]Taarabt is too good for the Championship.
Given he destroyed it last time he was in it[/quote]
I agree with that but the fact he hasnt stepped up in the Perm even tho he has the quality too wont attract big buyers. I think he'd be quality at Everton! but I could see a team like Newcastle going for him (if he was French).

Moyes and Taarabt sounds like a sitcom

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Whos staying then?
Bothroyd!

Clint Hill

That's it I think. Jamie Mackie maybe. Although I reckon Mackie is good enough to move to a better side.

Moyes and Taarabt sounds like a sitcom

I can see Hill & Mackie both staying. Bobby Zamora, hahaha glad that gremlin is relegated. Never ever understood how he was good enough for the prem, just bummed hughes so he took him everywhere.

"When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole, it's Zamora"

when you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora

...was the original song soddy

Corredted for you Soddy.
"When your sat in row Z & the ball hits your head, it's Zamora"

We realised that Zamora was a Championship striker fairly quickly. We came up again and Harewood was above him in the pecking order

My current favourite chant was the West Ham fans to Jonjo Shelvey about him looking like Voldemort.

Tbf Harewood is quality

GSC wrote:Tbf Harewood is quality

He had a funny shaped head and that limited his effectiveness at actually knowing where his headers were going.

Plus he had a real ability to miss sitters. Not as bad as Carlton Cole, but still.

My current favourite chant was the West Ham fans to Jonjo Shelvey about him looking like Voldemort.

What was that?

The Man City fans to Joe Hart made me laugh "Wheres...your dandruff gone, Wheres your dandruff gone"

My fav Man United one from this season has to be,
"This is how feels to be City, this is how feels to be small, this is how it feels now your passports back in the drawer, back in the drawer, back in the drawer.

Also the Yaya/Kolo Toure one to the tune of 2Unlimited No Limits made me laugh when United fans responded with no no......, theres no Europe.

"He's coming for you, he's coming for yoooooouuuuu, Harry Potter, he's coming for you"

He's from a West Ham family so he took it with a grin.

I love management speak:

"we are able to cross-fertilise best practice."

I once had to give a presentation about 'market penetration'. How I kept a straight face is beyond me

I have the same issue with double entendres. My boss is a fairly straight laced man that probably isn't up to speed with language these days and he frequently says things that I construe as sexual.

My boss told me to "bend over" today. He meant to say "bend over and pick those papers up" but somehow left the last bit off. We were both in hysterics/total embarrassment

And then you had sex?

I'm not that easy soddy, come now

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm not that easy soddy, come now

See, even stuff like that makes me titter. I've really ruined my brain in that sense. All it takes is someone to say sausage.

I always make the same joke when I'm cooking sausages:

"Are you ok having sausage tonight?"
"Yes"
"Ok. Then what do you want for dinner?"

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm not that easy soddy, come now

See, even stuff like that makes me titter. I've really ruined my brain in that sense. All it takes is someone to say sausage.

I always make the same joke when I'm cooking sausages:

"Are you ok having sausage tonight?"
"Yes"
"Ok. Then what do you want for dinner?"

My assumption is that you cook alone and talk to yourself. Am I right?

If it was just myself, I wouldn't have to ask. I am always ok having sausage.

You are seeking confirmation to avoid any cuddle in a bad way allegations against yourself.

You'd never forgive yourself if you didn't get full consent and it came back to bite you on the bum (similar to Azzy's boss by the sounds of it)

This might make the top 3 subjects discussed if we can get Olly involved

I'm here Azzy!

Norwich chant from the weekend to Ryan Bennett was, "He'll score, he'll tweet, he'll fight you on the street, Ryan Bennett, Ryan Bennett". In relation to his right wing tweeting and fight offers!

Also, "He's big, he's strong, his c0ck is f*cking long, Seb Bassong, Seb Bassong!"

We've been singing this all season:

Lukaku, ohohohoh, Lukaku, ohohohoh, he comes from Stamford Bridge, he's bigger than a fridge

What must the kid think when he hears that

Azzy Mahmood wrote:We've been singing this all season:

Lukaku, ohohohoh, Lukaku, ohohohoh, he comes from Stamford Bridge, he's bigger than a fridge

What must the kid think when he hears that

I suppose it depends on the fridge. Are we talking American style?

If not it should go without saying he's bigger than a fridge. I'm bigger than most fridges.

Afternoon

Anyone watch Sociedad vs Valencia was class game Sociedad's 4th was ridiculous class if that was Messi would be goal of the year

Fernando wrote:Afternoon

Anyone watch Sociedad vs Valencia was class game Sociedad's 4th was ridiculous class if that was Messi would be goal of the year

The Agirretxe chip over the keeper? Was a class finish.

Indeed, He'd have looked a right Muppet if he missed like that

onlytreblewinners wrote:Sodhat, don't drink the milk. It's gone bad. It's disgusting.

And I was referring to keeping the league going in this current system. As long as there is plenty of end of season lawyers I think we'll be fine.

Should have listened to Trebs. I'm currently trying not to crap my pants on the train.

Could be worse. Could have toothpaste there

I already had that on the front

I have to go and buy new trousers now. For both reasons.

I haven't received any votes yet I think.

Are they all being sent where?

Inbox full?

Nope. Either no one else has votes or they have gone elsewhere.

Get them to me folks before the midnight deadline

Olly was taking them before so they might be with him still

Am doing my voting now

Soddy can you confirm you have my votes please?

Benteke and Huntelaar both picking up hattricks.

Decent trade.

God damn it Benteke

Morning Gents.

I have four sets of votes including myself. Fan let us know he wasn't around to vote ahead of deadline, whilst I haven't seen Bullbo for a couple of days.

Not sure how much I'll be on this morning, so if either show their faces, can someone get them to do them

I have all votes except those of ZZZZZZZZZZ. My inbox was full as of 8:14pm last night though, so if you did send them and they bounced back, resend them!

I had the weirdest dream ever last night. It's so weird I can't even recount it in detail because it freaks me out. But it involved two posters from 606v2, but they were represented in dog form.

Morning, Soddy, forgot my votes, sending now if thats ok? Let me know.

Villa huh, BENTEKKERS!!!!

Yep, send them now

OK, will be with you in 10 mins Brav!!

No rush, results won't be done before midday, busy morning for me

sodhat wrote:I had the weirdest dream ever last night. It's so weird I can't even recount it in detail because it freaks me out. But it involved two posters from 606v2, but they were represented in dog form.

You have to tell us. It was Cherries and CF wasn't it. Admit it.

I had the best dream ever on Saturday night. The girl I share my office with, who used to be my flatmate too, dragged me to a hotel room and gave me the best bj in history. Which isn't at all embarrassing, typing this as she's sat 2ft away from me

How do you quantify that it was the best in history? Their must have been billions that it beat off, so to speak.