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Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:I had the weirdest dream ever last night. It's so weird I can't even recount it in detail because it freaks me out. But it involved two posters from 606v2, but they were represented in dog form.

You have to tell us. It was Cherries and CF wasn't it. Admit it.

I had the best dream ever on Saturday night. The girl I share my office with, who used to be my flatmate too, dragged me to a hotel room and gave me the best bj in history. Which isn't at all embarrassing, typing this as she's knelt 2ft away from me

Now that would have been bragging ^

sodhat wrote:How do you quantify that it was the best in history? Their must have been billions that it beat off, so to speak.

Perhaps the hotel room was booked specifically for a set of bj judges, who sat, watched and awarded marks. And hers was the winner.

Azzy does have some strange dreams

Afro

I just know it was the best, it was animalistic with a sensational climax, so to speak.

And don't talk to me about bj judges, not after Fergie and the other one from the Black Eyed Peas didn't stop Will.I.Am from dream-bj-raping me

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:How do you quantify that it was the best in history? Their must have been billions that it beat off, so to speak.

Perhaps the hotel room was booked specifically for a set of bj judges, who sat, watched and awarded marks. And hers was the winner.

Azzy does have some strange dreams

Is it like Britain's Got Talent when they buzz if they get bored/don't like what they're seeing?

onlytreblewinners wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:How do you quantify that it was the best in history? Their must have been billions that it beat off, so to speak.

Perhaps the hotel room was booked specifically for a set of bj judges, who sat, watched and awarded marks. And hers was the winner.

Azzy does have some strange dreams

Is it like Britain's Got Talent when they buzz if they get bored/don't like what they're seeing?

That could be dangerous for the receiver if the giver isn't expecting the buzzer and is taken by surprise.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Afro

I just know it was the best, it was animalistic with a sensational climax, so to speak.

And don't talk to me about bj judges, not after Fergie and the other one from the Black Eyed Peas didn't stop Will.I.Am from dream-bj-raping me

Is it r*** if you are getting a BJ?

I mean, if you get an erection, that's consent for me.

I said "for me" there as if I go around making men get boners and have sex with me. I meant "in my opinion". I rarely do the first thing.

What a discussion

Will.I.Am forced his mouth on me. I had no choice because I was on the run from the rozzers for murdering several innocent people (as you do). Fergie pretended to woo me so I'd come into her house, whereupon W told me if I didn't let him do it, he'd shop me. So I had the remainder of the Black Eyed Peas dancing along to TOTP while I was being dream-raped. I hate them all.

You just gave your game away soddy

sodhat wrote:I said "for me" there as if I go around making men get boners and have sex with me. I meant "in my opinion". I rarely do the first thing.

I'm still making sure I don't get a rise any time your are within the same postcode.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Will.I.Am forced his mouth on me. I had no choice because I was on the run from the rozzers for murdering several innocent people (as you do). Fergie pretended to woo me so I'd come into her house, whereupon W told me if I didn't let him do it, he'd shop me. So I had the remainder of the Black Eyed Peas dancing along to TOTP while I was being dream-raped. I hate them all.

You just gave your game away soddy

That is one memorable dream...

I still think if you are "enjoying" it then you are effectively saying go on. I had a friend who had a similar thing with a really fat girl that just clambered into his bed and started. He wasn't that keen but he didn't stop it either.

Lawyers/injuries sent

Couple of tempters in lawyers

fairly even injuries except for 1.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/dtotd-linesman-gets-lifetime-ban-attacking-youth-player-164327986.html lol

cherriesfna wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/dtotd-linesman-gets-lifetime-ban-attacking-youth-player-164327986.html lol

You ok Cherries?

I have generated the Championship lawyers and injuries.

I just need my boss to have a 10 minute meeting to get the TM values

I can do them now if you send them to me

BigFellasAfro wrote:I have generated the Championship lawyers and injuries.

I just need my boss to have a 10 minute meeting to get the TM values

Send him Azzy's way, they can get a hotel room and a pop band in to watch.

You can get JLS back together at the same time.

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I have generated the Championship lawyers and injuries.

I just need my boss to have a 10 minute meeting to get the TM values

Send him Azzy's way, they can get a hotel room and a pop band in to watch.

I'll have to send him twice then though.

I did think of sending him your way with a picture of a sheep (he's welsh)

I can provide a blow up sheep. I got it as a present on my 18th birthday and it's been neglected.

Benteke!! What a player

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get planning my party yh

Fan - get your votes in.

You vote on all 3 of the Championship games. Score, scorers and a brief reason for each.

Send them to me.

Well I didn't enjoy my experience. And if you must know he swapped the end product with the weird american-indian-looking one

Worst nightmare ever. Although I did get away with half a dozen murders, so maybe it worked out well in the end.

But that dream I had on Saturday was sensational, easily the best dream I've ever had. And that includes my recurring dream battles against the dragon that lives on the railway bridge in Hull, we have some ding-dong battles me and that dragon

Cherries, what's the plan bruv? Night out on the lash?

Gonna be a massive 8th birthday party

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Well I didn't enjoy my experience. And if you must know he swapped the end product with the weird american-indian-looking one

Worst nightmare ever. Although I did get away with half a dozen murders, so maybe it worked out well in the end.

But that dream I had on Saturday was sensational, easily the best dream I've ever had. And that includes my recurring dream battles against the dragon that lives on the railway bridge in Hull, we have some ding-dong battles me and that dragon

I most definitely did not need to know

I have had a real varied spread of sex dreams. People from all over the place.

The one dream I will never forget is the one where I was chased by a giant toad. I'm not even scared of toads, but in the dream I was terrified.

Anyone got any interest in the Lions' squad?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Cherries, what's the plan bruv? Night out on the lash?

not sure yet lol

BigFellasAfro wrote:Anyone got any interest in the Lions' squad?

I'll read about it but I don't care too much. Rugby is a poor man's American Football.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Anyone got any interest in the Lions' squad?

Sure, the Eagles play them this year

American football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rugby

cherriesfna wrote:American football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rugby

Go over to the Lions thread and post that...

This thread has gone downhill in the last three posts.

How can you promote a sport that is mainly played by yanks over a British one? And why does it have football in it's name?

Just ridiculous.



cmon the niners btw

I hate both rugby union AND American Football. Give me a game of rugby league anyday (I used to play for St Helens under 9s before I got suspended for biting...)

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I hate both rugby union AND American Football. Give me a game of rugby league anyday (I used to play for St Helens under 9s before I got suspended for biting...)

I hear the guy who got bit hired the BEP's for revenge.

Rugby calls itself football too. I think the fact it's kicked at all gives people some idea that you can call it football. There are better names though, for sure.

American football has far more nuance than rugby does for me. It's far more entertaining to watch and doesn't descend into a kicking match where the ball is effectively booted really far for the other team to boot it really far back.

Two Englishmen were picked up over the weekend. One to the mighty Oakland Raiders, to join another Englishman we already have.

Probably explains why the Raiders are terrible

GSC wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I hate both rugby union AND American Football. Give me a game of rugby league anyday (I used to play for St Helens under 9s before I got suspended for biting...)

I hear the guy who got bit hired the BEP's for revenge.

That would have meant that Will.I.Am would have clamped down though wouldn't it? Perfect vengeance for a bite. Bite the todger.

I can't believe I never gave you all the best story I've heard in recent weeks either, it's on topic with BJs and everything. I can share if you want, or are we moving along?

GSC wrote:Probably explains why the Raiders are terrible

Same record as the Eagles

GSC wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I hate both rugby union AND American Football. Give me a game of rugby league anyday (I used to play for St Helens under 9s before I got suspended for biting...)

I hear the guy who got bit hired the BEP's for revenge.

That's some Inception stuff right there. 8 year old kid gets bitten, 20 years later hires a pop band to infiltrate the now-28 year old enemy biter's dream to dream-r*** him. Fair play to the kid, I just wonder what he does with the rest of his life now that's done

Depends if you've done results yet

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Probably explains why the Raiders are terrible

Same record as the Eagles

We're terrible too

sodhat wrote:I can't believe I never gave you all the best story I've heard in recent weeks either, it's on topic with BJs and everything. I can share if you want, or are we moving along?

Let's hear it, Cherries is legal in a week so he'd better get prepared for the real world

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

GSC wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I hate both rugby union AND American Football. Give me a game of rugby league anyday (I used to play for St Helens under 9s before I got suspended for biting...)

I hear the guy who got bit hired the BEP's for revenge.

That's some Inception stuff right there. 8 year old kid gets bitten, 20 years later hires a pop band to infiltrate the now-28 year old enemy biter's dream to dream-r*** him. Fair play to the kid, I just wonder what he does with the rest of his life now that's done

Probably just ended it

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:I can't believe I never gave you all the best story I've heard in recent weeks either, it's on topic with BJs and everything. I can share if you want, or are we moving along?

Let's hear it, Cherries is legal in a week so he'd better get prepared for the real world

If he gets a boner its legal in Soddys world anyway

Blatantly Cherries needs to come to London to party with me and Soddy. This needs to happen.

Just photoshop Heskeys face on Beyonces body and show it Cherries. Everything will be legal.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:I can't believe I never gave you all the best story I've heard in recent weeks either, it's on topic with BJs and everything. I can share if you want, or are we moving along?

Let's hear it, Cherries is legal in a week so he'd better get prepared for the real world

My mate has a mate (how all good stories start) that used the internet, and craigslist in particular to pick up loose ladies for fun times. Anyway, he was in London one day and he went to meet up with a girl he'd chatted to. He got to her house, which was in a tower block of flats and knocked on the door but she wouldn't let him in. What she did do, is let him stick his chap through the letterbox, and from there he received a BJ.

So if anyone walked past, it was a man, pressed up against a door on a grotty council estate for 10 or so minutes, trousers down.