Euro Division Homepage LVI

by **Afro** Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 3rd May

Votes will be due by 11.59 on Tuesday 7th May due to the bank holiday

Results, Lawyers and Injuries will go up on Wednesday 8th May due to the bank holiday

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

The German Team - Fan

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:57 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Blatantly Cherries needs to come to London to party with me and Soddy. This needs to happen.

Given the conversation this morning, I think you need to put speech marks around the word "party"

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:59 am

Well he deserves it for being such a brave, brave man. Do that in most council flats and you'd get it bitten off by a very large dog! Round of applause for that man clap

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:59 am

I still maintain it was an effeminate bloke on the other side of the door.

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:06 pm

I think you can tell if it's a bloke or a woman. From what my sister-in-law's bisexual wife has told me, men's tongues are much harder than women's (hence not as good where it counts). You should ask him how soft it felt.

by cherriesfna Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:21 pm

ima beast, cant wait

btw if u liek the niners u like it up the bum

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:21 pm

I swear I've had a cold since going to Las Vegas. If I don't log on for a few days at any point, I've probably snuffed it.

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:22 pm

cherriesfna wrote:ima beast, cant wait

btw if u liek the niners u like it up the bum

Chris Culliver begs to differ Laugh

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:22 pm

That's the spirit Cherries, you tell those Niners fans Laugh

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:25 pm

Seems like the Patriots and Niners are the biggest teams in the UK by following. When I went to Wembley last year there were so many Pats fans. I know it was a Pats game, but they were outnumbering normal folk by 2/3-1

by cherriesfna Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:26 pm

seriously niner fans think there teams awsome but they arnt even the best in the NFC WEST!

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:33 pm

Did I imagine them winning the NFC West and the NFC Championship last season then?
Maybe I was having one of Azzy's weird dreams all year.

Winston Reid signs a new contract and apparently we've bagged Razvan Rat on a free Euro Division Homepage LVI - Page 5 3559488474

Euro Division Homepage LVI - Page 5 3559488474

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:33 pm

I know a Seahawks fan who thinks his team is the best, and I also know a Bournemouth fan who thinks his team is the best.

Not naming names, but they may the same person, and it shows that all fans big up their own team more than is probably accurate.

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:35 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:I know a Seahawks fan who thinks his team is the best, and I also know a Bournemouth fan who thinks his team is the best.

Not naming names, but they may the same person, and it shows that all fans big up their own team more than is probably accurate.

Jelavic to West Ham in the summer is mooted - what odds?
Not sure he fits our style though?

by Marky Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:38 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Blatantly Cherries needs to come to London to party with me and Soddy. This needs to happen.

Only if I can join the party Euro Division Homepage LVI - Page 5 3559488474

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:39 pm

All I know is the biggest difference between Hawks and Niner fans on here is spellcheck

by cherriesfna Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:42 pm

hakws are the best,

WE ALL HATE LEEDS, SCUM!
WE ALL AHRE LEEDS, SCUM!

STILL NOT FORGIVEN FOR 1990

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:45 pm

sodhat wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:I know a Seahawks fan who thinks his team is the best, and I also know a Bournemouth fan who thinks his team is the best.

Not naming names, but they may the same person, and it shows that all fans big up their own team more than is probably accurate.

Jelavic to West Ham in the summer is mooted - what odds?
Not sure he fits our style though?

I'm not sure it'll happen. We are enduring the typical second syndrome. I can't see us going through that and then selling him. We are more likely to keep him and hope he comes good again.

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:49 pm

Rat to West Ham? What a complete lack of ambition that shows Shocked

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:50 pm

Why wouldn't he want to play in the best stadium the public's money can buy?

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:56 pm

Because it'll be against Championship teams once he's actually playing there Wink

What I can't work out is how West Ham can 'afford' him. He'll be on £40-£50k a week. With over £100m of debt, how can West Ham be allowed to sign him? I hate this financial mis-management malarkey.

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:05 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Because it'll be against Championship teams once he's actually playing there

What I can't work out is how West Ham can 'afford' him. He'll be on £40-£50k a week. With over £100m of debt, how can West Ham be allowed to sign him? I hate this financial mis-management malarkey.

£35,000 per week is the mooted sum.

I don't know where we stand with our debt, but I'm sure that some of that £100m has been paid off, and the idea will be to sell the old ground to pay off even more. Plus the extra dosh for being among the elite next season.

Even if we get relegated, I'm pretty comfortable now we have the stadium (allegedly). The rent isn't too much, we'll have large parachute payments, and we'll be pretty well secured because it's mostly costing the London taxpayer Laugh

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:10 pm

Any results?

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:13 pm

Just calculated, but still missing any votes from Fan and Bull.

Once Soddy has done the Prem ones, then I'll stop waiting for them, and we just need to factor in any goal deductions for not voting.

Everyone can add their £1m participation bonus btw

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:14 pm

Good chance I am going to be even busier this afternoon, not even had lunch yet. I can forward the votes to someone if they want to calculate them in my stead?

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:16 pm

If someone explains it to me I need something to take my mind of an exam in 45 minutes so ill do it

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:19 pm

Easy - add up all the goals, divide by the number of votes. Count the number of win votes. If someone has 3 more than his opponent, you add a goal to turn a draw into a win (or even a loss into a draw).

If the person with 3 more win votes already has the win, the extra goal is not added.

Soddy - send them to GSC. I can check them before they go up. Also let us know who hasn't voted.

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:21 pm

Sooner the better I am going to have to go to the exam at some point lol

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:22 pm

GSC what's the subject?

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:23 pm

Chemistry

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:23 pm

Signs you are addicted to being a pretend football manager

1. You miss an important exam to help out with calculating the results

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:23 pm

Darn, something I know nothing about Laugh

Whatever possessed you to study something, you know, brainy?

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:24 pm

Well its not really important. probably worth like 20% of the module or something

by Guest Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:24 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:Signs you are addicted to being a pretend football manager

1. You miss an important exam to help out with calculating the results

2. You have dreams about fellow pretend managers represented as dogs

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:25 pm

Possibly more important than pretend football management?

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:26 pm

Well I already have mine and trebs

by Trebs Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:28 pm

I know a bit of chemistry Whistle

Anything you're unsure on?

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:28 pm

The whole article I'm supposed to answer questions on really

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:29 pm

I've sent the votes I have and I'm off for lunch. If you can't do them I will have to put off some work and get on with them!

I'll post lawyers and injuries up now.

by sodhat Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:31 pm

Injuries and lawyers for both leagues are now up

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:32 pm

Alright results sent

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:33 pm

*to Afro

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:33 pm

Oh dear, those injuries have left me in a spot of bother...

by cherriesfna Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:35 pm

for the record bony scored again on sunday

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:35 pm

I'm going for a haircut after my exam so if anyone wants feedback you'll have to wait if soddy cant stick up

by Trebs Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:36 pm

Can I add my £2.5m?

by GSC Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:37 pm

Can I have my 2.5m and Markys 2.5m he owes me?

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:38 pm

Everyone can add £1m participation bonus

Everyone except Bull and Fan can add the additional £1.5m for tactics and voting

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:38 pm

Results will be up after a meeting that I have in a sec

by cherriesfna Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:40 pm

oh 2 lots of points dedeuctions #saucy

by **Afro** Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:56 pm

Premier League Results

Deportivo La Chorizo 1-1 The German Team
Isco;Benteke

Bratwurst Mannschaft 2-0 No Respek
Mandzukic x2

Under Brescia 2-1 Dos Cervezas por favor
Draxler, Ivanovic; Navas

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