The Apprentice Thread (SPOILERS)

by NickisBHAFC Wed 08 May 2013, 16:14

First topic message reminder :

That girl last night shouldn't of been fired.

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:56

Who can forget Susan Ma's " Do the French like their children "

by Rowley Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:58

One of my favourites was don't tell me the skies the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Absolutely meaningless twaddle.

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:58

or what was the one from a few years ago

something like " i think outside of the box , if i was a apple pie my apples would be oranges "

by Rowley Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:03

Does anyone remember the Asian guy who was on a few years ago Tre, he was awesome. In one of the tasks they were selling cars and he pretty much told someone they would be able to buy a car, keep it for a couple of years and then sell it for more.

by **Enforcer** Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:11

My favourite quote was Nick's from last series, 'You were all over it like a tramp on chips'.

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:15

I always remember the task from last season when Ricky and Tom were paired together to sell mens cosmetics. Their pitch included the great line:

"Sometimes we like to get together and discuss our grooming techniques."

I had to pause the show because I couldn't focus/breathe.

by GSC Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:15

I want to be like Nick when I'm old tbh

by GSC Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:17

I would like to see a 1 off Apprentice though, where Nick and Karen are PMs for a task. Maybe do a charity thing with celebrities or something.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:18

GSC wrote:I want to be like Nick when I'm old tbh

He always looks like he has smelt a really bad guff.

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:26

GSC wrote:I would like to see a 1 off Apprentice though, where Nick and Karen are PMs for a task. Maybe do a charity thing with celebrities or something.

Didn't Karren already do that for Children in Need or something? And lead the ladies to a barnstorming victory?

by Hibbz Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:38

Baggs the brand was pretty classic. Total c0ck but great viewing. One quote that had me laughing was when one of them said with a dead straight face thinking he was being profound "Never look a gift horse in the eye".

Another contestant I remember amusing me from one of the first few series was Paul. He used to look mortally wounded whenever criticised and I remember him going on about a portfolio of about 50 houses he owned when faced with the chop.

by Hibbz Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:53

Just came across another classic from the inimitable Raif

"These women are size 16-32 for a reason.................they like cake!"

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:25

Haha I don't remember that one Laugh

Raef was quality. I liked Vincent too. Something about these handsome posers really tugs at me.

by Marsh Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:04

Rowley wrote:Does anyone remember the Asian guy who was on a few years ago Tre, he was awesome. In one of the tasks they were selling cars and he pretty much told someone they would be able to buy a car, keep it for a couple of years and then sell it for more.

Tre was brilliant, the episode when he's selling art that he absolutely hating was one of my favourites

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:09

Spoiler:

by GSC Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:10

Cheers for the spoiler Azzy thumbsup

by Bull Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:16

Cheers for the spoiler Azzy!!!!

mad

i expect that she leaves this week then ( though how in the world has Fran got this far

by GSC Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:19

If you could stick that in spoiler tags

by NickisBHAFC Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:55

Azzy that is pretty selfish.

by Guest Sat 29 Jun 2013, 08:02

You guys

1. It was a wind-up Laugh

2. Even if it was true, this thread is actually called "spoilers"...

You guys Laugh

by Hibbz Wed 03 Jul 2013, 20:37

Ha ha, that's a belter Azzy.

by Bull Wed 03 Jul 2013, 21:44

Myles or Jordan are the the one that could go cant see Neil going

by NickisBHAFC Wed 03 Jul 2013, 22:01

I thought Jordan would get fired personally. But Myles didn't have a clue on that task, so on the basis of that it probably was the correct decision.

I think Neil or Louisa will win the whole thing.

by Bull Wed 03 Jul 2013, 22:03

Jordan has a 3 way partnership? or something like that cant see Sugar investing in that, hoping Neil makes it to the final though from the preview it looks like he might be the one with the "terminated interview" after the guy says to him you have no chance.

by GSC Wed 03 Jul 2013, 23:13

Myles had to go, last 2 weeks showed he had little grasp of the real world

by **Kenny** Sat 06 Jul 2013, 15:16

still a little sad he went though , as i think bigheadlittlelegs was clueless aswell with the items he bought and the time he took to do it

by Duty281 Wed 10 Jul 2013, 19:54

Oh gawd, Luisa's gonna win it isn't she?

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:03

I think it'll be Luisa vs Leah

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:05

I'm thinking Luisa vs Neil final, sadly. I'd love Leah to win, did you see how fit her sister is? Drool

by Bull Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:06

no where have you seen her sister?

what time is it on again i forgot lol

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:13

by Duty281 Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:14

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm thinking Luisa vs Neil final, sadly. I'd love Leah to win, did you see how fit her sister is?

Do you mean her?

Spoiler:

by Bull Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:14

thank you

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:58

Yup, that's her. Stunning. And a sexy accent, unlike Leah's...

by Bull Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:59

she's nice...

by Trebs Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:07

I would have killed to see Jason vs Claude tonight.

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:45

You get the feeling Jordan was kept around to be ripped apart this week

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:50

5 of the best people telling you it doesn't work and you sit there saying you can. More balls than brain in the end.

by The Womble Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:53

Shocked Neil has gone. Luisa to win now

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:57

Neil's plan was just stupid

Francesca easily the weakest candidate left

Leah to win I suspect

by The Womble Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:02

Yeh his plan was floored, got a suspicion Luisa will win. I tried to get on her website, thebakershop.co.uk but it is temporarily unavailable!

by sodhat Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:07

I know who wins now. Sadly I had it inadvertently spoiled for me. I almost wasn't going to watch next week, but the sight of Jason makes me 100% committed.

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:08

I think the beeb shut down everything as part of the show

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:10

I worked out who wins from the camera angles and where Lord S was looking Smile

by Bull Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:16

Damn Neil went was the right man but with the wrong plan, hope Leeh wins then azzy

by sodhat Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:18

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I worked out who wins from the camera angles and where Lord S was looking

Don't make me spoil it for you Azzy.

Although I never would for two reasons. 1. I may be wrong but I'm almost certain I can't be, and 2. Its a heinous crime to spoil TV shows.

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:20

Neil was the best candidate but his plan was massively flawed. He talked himself into it then lacked the control to view it properly.

Like I said I think Jordan was kept around for tv reasons

Also picked the final 2

by Bull Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:29

Yeah agree i think Neil said it so much that he began to believe it, should always have a contingency plan

by Trebs Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:31

Soddy how was it spoiled for you?

by GSC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:33

It's more he cannot fathom he might be wrong, even when proven successes tell him so

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