Euro Division Homepage LVIII

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 24th May

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky No Respek FC - Azzy
The German Team - Fan

---

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat UC Supremazia - Russ FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries Spanish Bank FC - GSC Moleicester City - Fernando
VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

Back Chelsea tonight to win Eurovision

John Terry to lift the trophy?

I like to think John Terry wears his full kit under his clothes all the time.

And whenever someone is about to lift a trophy/win an award he frantically rushes to a phonebox to change.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Russell_Elmo wrote:Morning all

What will be happening at the end of the season with star player bids?

What's the TP limit?

No star player bids. It is just a TP boost.

Thanks

What will the TP limit go up to? Sorry to ask all these questions. Just trying to plan what I'm going to do with the team.

26.5m

Denmark will win. Am liking the Finnish entry too

Has Trebs deleted his Germany to win post?!

They finished behind us

Eurovision is terrible. I went out to dinner with the GF instead

Morning Why haven't my tactics been added Sent them friday night during the football

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Denmark will win

BOOM! £40 coming my way

She was quite tasty as well, sort of a cross in looks between Shakira and Isla Fisher.

___________________________▄▄▄▄▄
__________________________▄████░██
_________________________▐░░░░░░░█
________________________▐░░░░░░░░▐
________________________▐░███▀███▐
_________________________▐░▀▀░░▀▀▐
__________________________▐░░■▀■░░▌
__________________▄▀▀▀▀▄▌█▄░░░▄█▀▀▀▀▀▀▄
_________________▐____▐█▄▄███████▄▄█_____▐
_________________▐_____▀▀__░░░░░░░███_____▐
________________▐_________░▀▀▄░░░░__█______▐
_______________▐________░░░░▐░▄▀▀▀_________▐
________________▐______░░░░_██_____________▐
_________________▀▀█___███████__▄________▐
____________________▐___███████████▀▀▄▄█
____________________▐___███████████___▌
____________________▐___███████████___▐
___________________▐____██████████▌____▐
_________________▄▀___▄▐██████████_____▐
_______________▄▀______▐█████████▌______▐
______________█▄▄______▐██████████_______█
_____________▄███████████▐███▐██________▐
__________▄█████████████████████________▐
________▄███████████████████████________▐
_______▄████████████████████████________█
_______█████████████████████████______▄▀
_______███████▀▀▀▀▀▀______▀▀██████▄▄███▄
_______███████_________________▀███████████
_______███████___________________▀██████████
_______███████_____________________▀█████████
________██████_______________________▀████████
________██████_________________________▀███████
________▐████▌__________________________▀███████
_________█████____________________________███████
_________▐▓▓▓▌____________________________███████▌
_________▐▀▀▀▌____________________________███████▌
_________▐___▐▀▄___________________________███████
________▄▀▄▄▀▒▐___________________________███████
______▄▀▒▒▒▒▄▀▐__________________________▐██████
_____▄▀▒▒▒▄▀▄▀___________________________▐██████
____▄▀▒▒▄▀▄▀______________________________██████
____▀█▄█▄▀_________________________________▐█████
_____________________________________________▐█████
___________________________________________▄▀▀▀█▀▀▀
__________________________________________▐▐___▐
__________________________________________▀▄▀▀▀▐
____________________________________________▐▒▒▒▐
_____________________________________________▐▒▒▒▌
______________________________________________▀▄▄█

Hero wrote:She was quite tasty as well, sort of a cross in looks between Shakira and Isla Fisher.

I said Isla Fisher if she was blonde...yum scrum!

Marky wrote:Just read the tactics, I've guessed Gregers' team man for man

I thought about mixing it up but thought I'd stick to my guns

Chelsea vs. arsenal playoff game is 50/1 on skybet.. I couldn't resist sticking a cheeky quid on it.

Votes sent

GSC wrote:Votes sent

Wish you'd waited until AFTER Lukaku's performance today! The guy's a beast (and not for sale).

I try to get my votes in early to avoid knee jerk reactions anyway

GSC wrote:I try to get my votes in early to avoid knee jerk reactions anyway

Knee jerk? In a league where form counts for a lot, what's wrong with waiting to see a player's real life form the same weekend as his fantasy match? Obviously excluding Ronaldinho as no-one sees how good he's been for his club in Brazil.

Nobody gave me votes when Huntelaar scored a hat trick, I ain't even mad.

That's because your tactics sucked

I'm signing Jonny Howson #yolo

My tactics don't suck, my team does!

That said, we should do a competition next real life season, team with the most real life goals over the weekend wins a 1m bonus or something

I'll sign goalscorers, play a 0-0-10 system (with Bony in goal) and lose every game, but pick up £1m bonus each week

Bony might be moving to a mens league next season Marky, big risk

Albion 5-5 United. First ever 5-5 game in the Prem. What a game

Just had the most troll face win on FIFA ever. 3 shots on target, equalise from a corner in the 88th minute from a corner, score my winner from a deflected shot putting my player in

lol

I just conceded a last-minute equaliser, their shot hit the post and went in off my CB rolling around injured 3 yards out

Morning all! What do we do now with no football?

I'm assuming it will be 24/7 mafia until August (with a short break on the 19th June to discuss the new season fixtures)

IT'S TRANSFER SEASON

I gots the TDF and the Ashes to keep me occupied sport wise

So the Ashes then?

So:

- Champions League final
- Two England friendlies
- The Ashes
- TDF
- Wimbledon
- Fixtures
- Masses and masses of transfers

A good summer lies ahead. Doesn't help me on a miserable Monday morning though!

OR get addicted to heroin for a few months

Not a good idea, not after what it did to my brother. Took him about 6 years of being clean to get back to 'normal'.

3 months of video games and pizza for me then.

I got exams this week, but after that I'm just gonna sit on my arse for a couple of months

I got 4 exams in 10 days starting next week :/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574993

Anyone want to top Mr Crooks

I got 3 in 3 days this week

What exams?

GSC wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574993

Anyone want to top Mr Crooks

Yaya, Evra and Guzan...?

Yeah!

PE, English Language and History.

Sad times

BigFellasAfro wrote:

GSC wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574993

Anyone want to top Mr Crooks

Yaya, Evra and Guzan...?

Evra > Baines is a total #headsgone
Yaya should be nowhere near it
Guzan has had a top season tbf

Olly wrote:
Guzan has had a top season tbf

Best keeper in the league this season though?

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Olly wrote:
Guzan has had a top season tbf

Best keeper in the league this season though?

For all the talk of Benteke, he has saved Villa on numerous occasions.

He'd be up there in my eyes

I'd probably plump for De Gea

Anyway, I'd probably go