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PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
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Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

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What a header from Ivanovic!

What a game, fantastic from Chelsea. Double European champions!

Chelsea have won all 3 major European cups in my lifetime!

Rafa is a terrible manager isn't he

He won me around a long time ago

Torres' goal was absolute quality

If the Chelsea fans actually sing that "Champions of Europe" chant they're gorn be abused

Platini not looking happy

#Fuc*kYouUefa

We are champions of Europe olly, in fact for the next 9 days we're double champions

But you're not Champions of Europe. Bayern/Dortmund will be Champions of Europe

indeed then your demoted to Champions of Europe's B league

To be honest I don't care on the technicality at the moment

CHAMPIONS!

John Terry is such a troll

Full kit to collect the trophy - including shin pads

Gregers wrote:To be honest I don't care on the technicality at the moment

CHAMPIONS!

It's not really a technicality, it's like Cardiff fans saying they're Champions of England cos they won the Championship

does anyone else think Ivanovic is a bit simple?

He just looks a bit vacant all the time

sodhat wrote:does anyone else think Ivanovic is a bit simple?

He just looks a bit vacant all the time

He Serbian. He no show emotion

A Chelsea fan genuinely just slagged Benitez off on 5 live.

Beyond belief

it's not that he doesn't show any emotion. He just looks like there isn't anyone at the controls up there.

I've met ivanovic... He's a bit like that in person as well!

Anyways, champions! That is all that needs to be said

I must say I saw the best insult ever on twitter earlier.

"Cockjuggling thundercunt" is one I shall be using

Why is it only this country that mocks the Europa League? Its a big deal across the rest of Europe.

Anyway, on a more serious note, anyone who hasn't seen it yet needs to check out Honey Boo Boo. Its like Norwich with an American accent

Agreed and agreed Marky!

Marky wrote:Why is it only this country that mocks the Europa League? Its a big deal across the rest of Europe.

Anyway, on a more serious note, anyone who hasn't seen it yet needs to check out Honey Boo Boo. Its like Norwich with an American accent

Or watch the South Park episode

Someone has far too much free time

In form Snodgrass this week.

I have to get dat

tactics in

sorry night shift and finish Friday morning so again apologies but no votes

Early shift next week so no problem for next time

Norwich got linked with Defour by some obscure paper, and some fans think he's coming lol

The transfer season is starting #itk

Great spectacles tonight. Good to see Chelsea lifting another European cup!

Last day of the working week for me, then I go to Nottingham to party and hopefully avoid a stabbing.

Can do some sheep today if you want, seeing as I won't be about again until Sunday earliest.

Thursday Sheep?

What the Frak is this?

It's the future.

Got Reus in on loan

Chelsea would be mad to sack Rafa now

Olly wrote:Got Reus in on loan

I'm sure he'll be worth the expenditure in your quest for the title cup final last two league games.

Morning

I finally had some pack luck on FUT last night, I decided to go on a pack binge for the first time ever. Spent 150k on packs so 20 packs. Managed to pull TOTW 85 Samir Handanovic. Not as good as a TOTS player but its the best pack luck Ive EVER had. tbf I dont open many packs.
Anyhow, kept him for my Serie A team. Within an hour his price went down to 60k ish.

GSC, that guys team you popped an image up of, agreed some people have way too much time & no life. One guy on the EA Forum said he was going to spend 150 Euros on packs just because it was BPL TOTS. Thats £127 on bleeding packs. £A $ports much be rubbing their hands!
If I ever spent more than £5 on pack my Mrs would castrate me

This was my prediction on the Prem season way back in August. Looks like I've got the top 4 spot on but I was lacklustre with the relegation scrap. Best signing and breakout star were both pretty good bets too.

1 Man Utd
2 Man City
3 Chelsea
4 Arsenal
5 Liverpool
6 Tottenham
7 Newcastle
8 Everton
9 Fulham
10 Sunderland
11 Aston Villa
12 Stoke
13 Wigan
14 West Ham
15 Swansea
16 QPR
17 Norwich
18 Reading
19 West Brom
20 Southampton

Top Scorer - Wayne Rooney
First Sacking - Steve Clarke
Flop - Oscar (I just don't know why...)
Best Signing - Cazorla to Arsenal
Breakout Star - Hazard will have a good year first up.

I'm not around today lads, sorry

I am around today, sorry.

Coincidentally I'm leaving

Tactics in to Afro

I am doing the preliminary budget thingy at work today so I will likely not be on until I've done at least a bit of that.

on a Jet Plane?

Marky wrote:

Olly wrote:Got Reus in on loan

I'm sure he'll be worth the expenditure in your quest for the title cup final last two league games.

And the one league game next season

How the league table will finish:
1st - Man City
2nd - Man Utd
3rd - Chelsea
4th - Arsenal
5th - Spurs
6th - Newcastle
7th - Liverpool
8th - Aston Villa
9th - Everton
10th - Fulham
11th - Sunderland
12th - West Ham
13th - QPR
14th - West Brom
15th - Norwich
16th - Stoke
17th - Reading
18th - Swansea
19th - Southampton
20th - Wigan

Top scorer: Sergio Aguero
First sacking of the season: Steve Clarke - WBA
Flop of the season: Olivier Giroud
Signing of the season: Junior Hoilett - QPR
Breakout star of the season: Jonny Howson - Norwich

I pretty much couldn't have been more wrong bar the teams in the Top 4

I had QPR being relegated in March

What celebrity have you been told you look like in the past?

Frodo - Whoever that is i don't watch LOTR

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Keanu Reeves

Fernando wrote:Frodo - Whoever that is i don't watch LOTR

Elija Wood, isn't it?

I used to be told I looked like Alex Turner, but more recently I get less of that because he's changed his look

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:Frodo - Whoever that is i don't watch LOTR

Elija Wood, isn't it?

I don't know

Kelly Jones & Ronnie O'Sullivan (by Olly admittedly)

Yeah, its Elijah Wood. Also on that terrible comedy Wilfried.

Champions League finalists Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund are proof that clubs do not have to spend beyond their means to achieve success, according to Uefa president Michel Platini.

The head of European football's governing body said the German sides, who meet at Wembley stadium on 25 May, were an example for other clubs to follow.

"You don't have to make losses and shortfalls to be in the Champions League final. It's the proof that you can have a clean, virtuous, moral game that everyone wants," said Platini.

Dortmund yeah, but what a load of horse**** for Bayern