The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 16, 2013 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:01 pm

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:02 pm

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:05 pm

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot
I write on my balls

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:06 pm

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot
I write on my balls
Well I fight on high walls

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:09 pm

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot
I write on my balls
Well I fight on high walls
and accidentally jizz when I squat

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:11 pm

If there's something worth nicking I'll take

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:16 pm

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:18 pm

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break
I make children cry

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:21 pm

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break
I make children cry
with every black eye

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:22 pm

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break
I make children cry
with every black eye
Then I give them a swim in the lake

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:30 pm

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:31 pm

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:35 pm

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed
I'm on Bud & quite hazy

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:35 pm

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed
I'm on Bud & quite hazy
Drink more and go crazy

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 7:38 pm

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed
I'm on Bud & quite hazy
Drink more and go crazy
I will but I'm way f*****g lashed

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:59 pm

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 10:38 pm

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 10:40 pm

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 10:42 pm

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger
with my face hanging down to my chest

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 10:45 pm

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger
with my face hanging down to my chest
I slumped in a wasps nest

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 10:47 pm

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger
with my face hanging down to my chest
I slumped in a wasps nest
And ended up looking just like Lady Gaga

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 10:50 pm

I think you should just stick to juice

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 10:51 pm

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 10:56 pm

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce
He danced with glee

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 11:00 pm

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce
He danced with glee
just to stay on the tv

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 11:06 pm

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce
He danced with glee
just to stay on the tv
Now his arteries are hanging loose!

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 11:12 pm

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 11:15 pm

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 11:17 pm

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead
they live on a different plain

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 11:19 pm

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead
they live on a different plain
Which is further than Spain

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 11:21 pm

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead
they live on a different plain
Which is further than Spain
and that they are both a Dart loving Red

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 11:28 pm

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 11:28 pm

We chuck arrows at Man U pics

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 11:37 pm

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 11:53 pm

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks
We bop and we weave

by **Kenny** Fri May 24, 2013 11:54 pm

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks
We bop and we weave
as we try to retrieve

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:21 am

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks
We bop and we weave
as we try to retrieve
Our Technotronic remix!

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:29 am

So I answered the knock on the door

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:32 am

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a lady of loose morals

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:32 am

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a lady of loose morals
So I showed them my Rumba

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:40 am

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a wh0re
So I showed them my Rumba
Then they had my number

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:42 am

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a wh0re
So I showed them my Rumba
Then they had my number
When they did their foxtrot on the floor

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:44 am

Mr Liney I've had quite a few

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:45 am

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new? Smile

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:48 am

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?
You know me too well

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:49 am

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?
You know me too well
and I think I can smell

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:53 am

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?
You know me too well
and I think I can smell
The Bacardi mashed up with your poo!

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:54 am

Do you really drink that stuff?

by Guest Sat May 25, 2013 12:58 am

Do you really drink that stuff?
I'll drink anything that's smooth or rough

by **Pal Joey** Sat May 25, 2013 12:59 am

Do you really drink that stuff?
I'll drink anything that's smooth or rough
The kamikaze approach in other words...

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