The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 23:31

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by Guest Sat 25 May 2013, 01:02

Do you really drink that stuff?
I'll drink anything that's smooth or rough
The kamikaze approach in other words...
You should witness my birds

by **Pal Joey** Sat 25 May 2013, 01:03

Do you really drink that stuff?
I'll drink anything that's smooth or rough
The kamikaze approach in other words...
You should witness my birds
Is there an eagle underneath all that fluff?

by Guest Sat 25 May 2013, 01:06

I've been single for too many days

by **Enforcer** Sat 25 May 2013, 01:22

I've been single for too many days
I amuse myself in various ways

by Guest Sat 25 May 2013, 01:24

I've been single for too many days
I amuse myself in various ways
A shake and a wipe

by nadeem2099 Sun 26 May 2013, 09:55

I've been single for too many days
I amuse myself in various ways
A shake and a wipe
With some help from a pipe

by JubbaIsle Mon 27 May 2013, 01:04

I've been single for too many days
I amuse myself in various ways
A shake and a wipe
With some help from a pipe
And a sheep in a stack of hay.

by JubbaIsle Mon 27 May 2013, 01:06

An invention by Thomas Crapper,

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 May 2013, 11:14

An invention by Thomas Crapper,
could even be used by a slapper

by Guest Mon 27 May 2013, 11:33

An invention by Thomas Crapper,
could even be used by a slapper
I'll buy the wife one

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 May 2013, 12:05

An invention by Thomas Crapper,
could even be used by a slapper
I'll buy the wife one
rated for a quarter tonne

by **Galted** Mon 27 May 2013, 12:15

An invention by Thomas Crapper,
could even be used by a slapper
I'll buy the wife one
rated for a quarter tonne
and when she's done wiping up I might tap her

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 May 2013, 12:24

We are truly a filthy bunch

by Guest Mon 27 May 2013, 12:26

We are truly a filthy bunch
We're unruly and like a fish lunch

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 May 2013, 12:28

We are truly a filthy bunch
We're unruly and like a fish lunch
Our vile humour knows no bounds

by Guest Mon 27 May 2013, 12:29

We are truly a filthy bunch
We're unruly and like a fish lunch
Our vile humour knows no bounds
There's a rumour we're hounds

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 May 2013, 12:30

We are truly a filthy bunch
We're unruly and like a fish lunch
Our vile humour knows no bounds
There's a rumour we're hounds
Looking for bush-slappers to munch

by Guest Mon 27 May 2013, 12:31

We're more sicker than puke mixed with poo

by **Galted** Mon 27 May 2013, 14:48

We're more sicker than puke mixed with poo
the first line is vulgar but true

by Guest Mon 27 May 2013, 14:49

We're more sicker than puke mixed with poo
the first line is vulgar but true
There are docs and white coats

by **Galted** Mon 27 May 2013, 15:18

We're more sicker than puke mixed with poo
the first line is vulgar but true
There are docs and white coats
to rein in us scrotes

by Guest Mon 27 May 2013, 16:24

We're more sicker than puke mixed with poo
the first line is vulgar but true
There are docs and white coats
to rein in us scrotes
Have you ever ate soup out the loo?

by **Galted** Mon 27 May 2013, 17:09

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 12:29

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 12:30

It is certainly a very big bowl

by **Galted** Tue 28 May 2013, 15:25

It is certainly a very big bowl
though smaller than Cindy Crawford's mole

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 15:26

It is certainly a very big bowl
though smaller than Cindy Crawford's mole
but there both things to run your tongue round

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 May 2013, 15:37

It is certainly a very big bowl
though smaller than Cindy Crawford's mole
but there both things to run your tongue round
whilst you keep your toes off the ground

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 15:41

It is certainly a very big bowl
though smaller than Cindy Crawford's mole
but there both things to run your tongue round
whilst you keep your toes off the ground
and try to fill in her hole

by **Pal Joey** Tue 28 May 2013, 15:43

disgustingly good finish!

The polar bear entered the shed

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 15:46

The polar bear entered the shed
with 3 blue paws and 1 that was red

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 28 May 2013, 16:05

The polar bear entered the shed
With 3 blue paws and 1 that was red
He searched for a spade

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 16:41

The polar bear entered the shed
With 3 blue paws and 1 that was red
He searched for a spade
In the hope that they'd fade

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 28 May 2013, 16:50

The polar bear entered the shed
With 3 blue paws and 1 that was red
He searched for a spade
In the hope that they'd fade
He didnt realise it was all in his head

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 16:59

Does a bear need the help of a shrink ?

by JubbaIsle Tue 28 May 2013, 22:32

Does a bear need the help of a shrink ?
Or an ice cool Mediterranean drink ?

by **Kenny** Tue 28 May 2013, 23:34

Does a bear need the help of a shrink ?
Or an ice cool Mediterranean drink ?
Do you remember "follow the bear " ?

by Il Gialloblu Wed 29 May 2013, 18:24

Does a bear need the help of a shrink ?
Or an ice cool Mediterranean drink ?
Do you remember "follow the bear " ?
Not really but I really don't care,

by **Kenny** Wed 29 May 2013, 19:04

Does a bear need the help of a shrink ?
Or an ice cool Mediterranean drink ?
Do you remember "follow the bear " ?
Not really but I really don't care,
As long as the hole ends up pink

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 16:59

It's the sexiest sentence I've seen

by **Galted** Fri 31 May 2013, 17:12

It's the sexiest sentence I've seen
ah, the limerick squad reconvene

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 17:15

It's the sexiest sentence I've seen
ah, the limerick squad reconvene
Has the break done us good?

by **Galted** Fri 31 May 2013, 17:18

It's the sexiest sentence I've seen
ah, the limerick squad reconvene
Has the break done us good?
to the extent that it should?

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 17:26

It's the sexiest sentence I've seen
ah, the limerick squad reconvene
Has the break done us good?
to the extent that it should?
I'd say yes. I've just killed Mr Bean

by **Galted** Fri 31 May 2013, 17:29

thank f**k but two decades too late

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 17:34

thank f**k but two decades too late
Sorry Galted this job had to wait

by **Kenny** Fri 31 May 2013, 17:35

thank f**k but two decades too late
Sorry Galted this job had to wait
but now we are here

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 17:36

thank f**k but two decades too late
Sorry Galted this job had to wait
but now we are here
Hey there Kenny my dear

by **Kenny** Fri 31 May 2013, 17:38

thank f**k but two decades too late
Sorry Galted this job had to wait
but now we are here
Hey there Kenny my dear
right back at you Freek my old mate

by Guest Fri 31 May 2013, 17:42

Cos it's Friday and we are quite sad

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