The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 17, 2013 12:31 am

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 6:43 pm

Cos it's Friday and we are quite sad
That the cross dressing was purely a fad

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 6:45 pm

Cos it's Friday and we are quite sad
That the cross dressing was purely a fad
f*****g wasn't for me!

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 6:46 pm

Cos it's Friday and we are quite sad
That the cross dressing was purely a fad
f*****g wasn't for me!
or for Father McGee

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 6:56 pm

Cos it's Friday and we are quite sad
That the cross dressing was purely a fad
f*****g wasn't for me!
or for Father McGee
I once dressed as mum and bumped my dad!

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 6:57 pm

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 6:59 pm

Only joking, I'm not that perverse

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:00 pm

Only joking, I'm not that perverse
Although if your cute i'll go in reverse

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:01 pm

Only joking, I'm not that perverse
Although if your cute i'll go in reverse
You like it that way?

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:01 pm

Only joking, I'm not that perverse
Although if your cute i'll go in reverse
You like it that way?
I'd rather not say

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:02 pm

Only joking, I'm not that perverse
Although if your cute i'll go in reverse
You like it that way?
I'd rather not say
Just last night I had sex in hearse

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:03 pm

There's nothing like banging the dead

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:05 pm

There's nothing like banging the dead
and giving a rotting corpse head

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:06 pm

There's nothing like banging the dead
and giving a rotting corpse head
Their usually stiff

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:09 pm

There's nothing like banging the dead
and giving a rotting corpse head
They're usually stiff
but I still give them a biff

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:11 pm

There's nothing like banging the dead
and giving a rotting corpse head
They're usually stiff
but I still give them a biff
with a dildo made out of lead

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:11 pm

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:12 pm

Bloody hell that last one was quick

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:13 pm

Bloody hell that last one was quick
and by some maybe considered quite sick

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:18 pm

Bloody hell that last one was quick
and by some maybe considered quite sick
T'was par for the course

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:19 pm

Bloody hell that last one was quick
and by some maybe considered quite sick
T'was par for the course
So we show no remorse

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:21 pm

Bloody hell that last one was quick
and by some maybe considered quite sick
T'was par for the course
So we show no remorse
As I wipe down my man meaty stick

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:22 pm

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:23 pm

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:23 pm

Mr officer it wasn't me

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:26 pm

Mr officer it wasn't me
it was that devious sod called Kenny

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:28 pm

Mr officer it wasn't me
it was that devious sod called Kenny
He's a bad one that lad

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:31 pm

Mr officer it wasn't me
it was that devious sod called Kenny
He's a bad one that lad
Your right I'm truly bad

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:32 pm

Mr officer it wasn't me
it was that devious sod called Kenny
He's a bad one that lad
Your right I'm truly bad
sh1t he's back we should all f*****g flee!!

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:33 pm

Our Kenny is one of a kind

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:35 pm

Our Kenny is one of a kind
With only one ear and partially blind

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:38 pm

Our Kenny is one of a kind
With only one ear and partially blind
cos he w*nks in his sleep

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:40 pm

Our Kenny is one of a kind
With only one ear and partially blind
cos he w*nks in his sleep
Instead of counting sheep

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:47 pm

Our Kenny is one of a kind
With only one ear and partially blind
cos he w*nks in his sleep
Instead of counting sheep
though I'm way more cun*ishly unrefined

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 7:47 pm

Our Kenny is one of a kind
With only one ear and partially blind
cos he w*nks in his sleep
Instead of counting sheep
So What ! it helps me unwind

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:48 pm

The swear filter and Galted don't mix

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 7:52 pm

The swear filter and Galted don't mix
just like Galted & chicks

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 7:54 pm

The swear filter and Galted don't mix
just like Galted & chicks
I bet you get bush

by **Galted** Fri May 31, 2013 8:02 pm

The swear filter and Galted don't mix
just like Galted & chicks
I bet you get bush
with the drugs that I push

by Guest Fri May 31, 2013 8:23 pm

The swear filter and Galted don't mix
just like Galted & chicks
I bet you get bush
with the drugs that I push
And live secretly out in out in the sticks

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 9:39 pm

by **Kenny** Fri May 31, 2013 9:40 pm

The Suburbs are were the action is

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:36 am

The Suburbs are where the action is
and where I leave countless trails of jiz

by Guest Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:32 pm

The Suburbs are where the action is
and where I leave countless trails of jiz
Disgusting! Urgh! Yuk!

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:35 pm

The Suburbs are where the action is
and where I leave countless trails of jiz
Disgusting! Urgh! Yuk!
but for a local dog it's good luck

by Guest Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:22 pm

The Suburbs are where the action is
and where I leave countless trails of jiz
Disgusting! Urgh! Yuk!
but for a local dog it's good luck
Now my head is in all kinds of fizz

by **Kenny** Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:24 pm

Going out with my identical twin brother

by **Galted** Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:07 pm

Going out with my identical twin brother
caused a great deal of shame for our mother

by **Kenny** Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:10 pm

Going out with my identical twin brother
caused a great deal of shame for our mother
but our love wont be beat

by **Galted** Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:24 pm

Going out with my identical twin brother
caused a great deal of shame for our mother
but our love wont be beat
can't say the same for our meat

by **Kenny** Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:27 pm

Going out with my identical twin brother
caused a great deal of shame for our mother
but our love wont be beat
can't say the same for our meat
But it's a shame we both look like Brian Glover

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