The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 16, 2013 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:43 pm

I was baking with Benny from Barking

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:45 pm

I was baking with Benny from Barking
Who was into a bit of skylarking

by Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:46 pm

I was baking with Benny from Barking
Who was into a bit of skylarking
He dowsed me with flour

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:49 pm

I was baking with Benny from Barking
Who was into a bit of skylarking
He dowsed me with flour
then joined me in the shower

by Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:50 pm

I was baking with Benny from Barking
Who was into a bit of skylarking
He dowsed me with flour
then joined me in the shower
We played sweaty bum Winkle parking!

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:51 pm

by Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:52 pm

I came here looking for love

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:53 pm

I came here looking for love
but left when push came to shove

by Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:54 pm

I came here looking for love
but left when push came to shove
I couldn't quite say

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:41 pm

I came here looking for love
but left when push came to shove
I couldn't quite say
If i'm straight or i'm gay

by **Galted** Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:32 pm

I came here looking for love
but left when push came to shove
I couldn't quite say
If i'm straight or i'm gay
though I often call my wife "bruv"

by Guest Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:46 pm

I steal from the rich cos it's fun

by **Galted** Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:14 pm

I steal from the rich cos it's fun
and steal from the poor with my gun

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:35 pm

I steal from the rich cos it's fun
and steal from the poor with my gun
I will take what i want

by JubbaIsle Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:44 pm

I steal from the rich cos it's fun
and steal from the poor with my gun
I will take what i want
I'm a brummie fat **nt

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:51 pm

I steal from the rich cos it's fun
and steal from the poor with my gun
I will take what i want
I'm a brummie fat **nt
Who has no remorse for what i've done

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:21 am

Happy Birthday, me ol' mate Kenny!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:45 am

Happy Birthday, me ol' mate Kenny!
Re-arrange these words - returns, happy, many

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:46 am

Happy Birthday, me ol' mate Kenny!
Re-arrange these words - returns, happy, many
He'll have lots of cake & fizzy drink, no doubt

by **Galted** Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:56 am

Happy Birthday, me ol' mate Kenny!
Re-arrange these words - returns, happy, many
He'll have lots of cake & fizzy drink, no doubt
& if the missus complains he'll give her a clout

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:16 am

Happy Birthday, me ol' mate Kenny!
Re-arrange these words - returns, happy, many
He'll have lots of cake & fizzy drink, no doubt
& if the missus complains he'll give her a clout
then have a 3-some with their neighbour, Penny

by **Galted** Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:38 am

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:40 am

Apologies if you think that's a tame one

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:13 pm

Apologies if you think that's a tame one
Were on earth have all the rude words gone ?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:15 pm

Apologies if you think that's a tame one
Were on earth have all the rude words gone ?
They're still stuck up my loophole

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:18 pm

Apologies if you think that's a tame one
Were on earth have all the rude words gone ?
They're still stuck up my loophole
I will send in a large mole

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:20 pm

Apologies if you think that's a tame one
Where on earth have all the rude words gone ?
They're still stuck up my loophole
I will send in a large mole
With dynamite strapped to his tongue

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:24 pm

I should get everything i wanted today

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:26 pm

I should get everything i wanted today
and that includes some Marisa Tomei

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:33 pm

I should get everything i wanted today
and that includes some Marisa Tomei
and P*ssy Galore

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:35 pm

I should get everything i wanted today
and that includes some Marisa Tomei
and Puzsci Galore
but no Diana Dors

by **Galted** Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:43 pm

I should get everything i wanted today
and that includes some Marisa Tomei
and Puzsci Galore
but no Diana Dors
& definitely no Vernon Kay

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:22 pm

But Vernon's a tall slice of meat

by Guest Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:34 pm

But Vernon's a tall slice of meat
And he's naughty when sending a tweet

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:36 pm

But Vernon's a tall slice of meat
And he's naughty when sending a tweet
He leaves nothing to chance

by JubbaIsle Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:21 pm

But Vernon's a tall slice of meat
And he's naughty when sending a tweet
He leaves nothing to chance
With his two fat aunts

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:43 pm

But Vernon's a tall slice of meat
And he's naughty when sending a tweet
He leaves nothing to chance
With his two fat aunts
with who on his wife he regulary cheats

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:16 pm

Sling your hook you young scally she said

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:20 pm

Sling your hook you young scally she said
And take the porn stashed under your bed

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:22 pm

Sling your hook you young scally she said
And take the porn stashed under your bed
But the pages are stuck

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:31 pm

Sling your hook you young scally she said
And take the porn stashed under your bed
But the pages are stuck
To my ice hockey puck

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:34 pm

Sling your hook you young scally she said
And take the porn stashed under your bed
But the pages are stuck
To my ice hockey puck
And my stick is so blood stained it's red

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:38 pm

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:39 pm

I'm so sick I gave aids a desease

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:40 pm

I'm so sick I gave aids a desease
And my d!ck's infested with fleas

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:43 pm

I'm so sick I gave aids a desease
And my d!ck's infested with fleas
I murdered the flu

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:48 pm

I'm so sick I gave aids a desease
And my d!ck's infested with fleas
I murdered the flu
But my Tourette's (f*ck you)

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:53 pm

I'm so sick I gave aids a desease
And my d!ck's infested with fleas
I murdered the flu
But my Tourette's (f*ck you)
And I'm hairier than Richard Keys

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:59 pm

My penile lesions are weeping

by Guest Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:00 pm

My penile lesions are weeping
So much so I have trouble in sleeping

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