The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 23:31

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 19:02

My penile lesions are weeping
So much so I have trouble in sleeping
It messes the sheets

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 19:12

My penile lesions are weeping
So much so I have trouble in sleeping
It messes the sheets
As the nightmare repeats

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 19:14

My penile lesions are weeping
So much so I have trouble in sleeping
It messes the sheets
As the nightmare repeats
Oh well, I sowed, now I'm reaping Sad

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 19:17

by **Kenny** Tue 04 Jun 2013, 19:17

They say you should keep it in your pants

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed 05 Jun 2013, 10:04

They say you should keep it in your pants
And never leave anything to chance

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 10:19

They say you should keep it in your pants
And never leave anything to chance
If your good and are never tempted

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:28

They say you should keep it in your pants
And never leave anything to chance
If your good and are never tempted
then well done, you're exempted

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:29

They say you should keep it in your pants
And never leave anything to chance
If your good and are never tempted
then well done, you're exempted
from the usual marital rants

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:40

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:48

The last time i started to drink

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:54

The last time i started to drink
I clicked on a dodgy hyperlink

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:56

The last time i started to drink
I clicked on a dodgy hyperlink
All these pictures came onto my screen

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 19:58

The last time i started to drink
I clicked on a dodgy hyperlink
All these pictures came onto my screen
your honour, none were obscene

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:00

The last time i started to drink
I clicked on a dodgy hyperlink
All these pictures came onto my screen
your honour, none were obscene
Just variations of a distelfink

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:07

JH Marx has just reset the bar

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:09

JH Marx has just reset the bar
his bird reference was a step to far

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:12

JH Marx has just reset the bar
his bird reference was a step to far
I had to research

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:16

JH Marx has just reset the bar
his bird reference was a step to far
I had to research
were the said bird may perch

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:18

JH Marx has just reset the bar
his bird reference was a step to far
I had to research
were the said bird may perch
that last line wasjust f*****g bizarre

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:19

The same thought had crossed my mind

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:19

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:21

The same thought had crossed my mind
It was strange, that much I opined

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:24

The same thought had crossed my mind
It was strange, that much I opined
I'm not averse to a finch

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:26

The same thought had crossed my mind
It was strange, that much I opined
I'm not averse to a finch
Or the films of David Lynch

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:29

The same thought had crossed my mind
It was strange, that much I opined
I'm not averse to a finch
Or the films of David Lynch
It's like the blind leading the blind

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:30

The same thought had crossed my mind
It was strange, that much I opined
I'm not averse to a finch
Or the films of David Lynch
though Eraserhead was a serious grind

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:33

I very much liked Twin Peaks on TV

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:35

I very much liked Twin Peaks on TV
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:36

I very much liked Twin Peaks on TV
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me?
No, just season one

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:38

I very much liked Twin Peaks on TV
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me?
No, just season one
could you take the re-run?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:40

I very much liked Twin Peaks on TV
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me?
No, just season one
could you take the re-run?
Yes, with Sherilyn Fenn in HD Drool

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 20:43

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 23:10

You look better when I'm wearing my glasses

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 23:32

You look better when I'm wearing my glasses
As long as they're smeared in molasses

by **Kenny** Wed 05 Jun 2013, 23:36

You look better when I'm wearing my glasses
As long as they're smeared in molasses
Just stay on my left side

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 11:34

You look better when I'm wearing my glasses
As long as they're smeared in molasses
Just stay on my left side
Because I am one-eyed

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 11:38

You look better when I'm wearing my glasses
As long as they're smeared in molasses
Just stay on my left side
Because I am one-eyed
And we will get through these Salsa classes

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 16:33

I'm a line dancing buggar myself

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 06 Jun 2013, 17:42

I'm a line dancing buggar myself
Its good for your fitness and health

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 17:44

I'm a line dancing buggar myself
Its good for your fitness and health
You can do it when drunk

by **Galted** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 17:51

I'm a line dancing buggar myself
Its good for your fitness and health
You can do it when drunk
or stoned sh1tless on skunk

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 20:21

I'm a line dancing buggar myself
Its good for your fitness and health
You can do it when drunk
or stoned sh1tless on skunk
Has the news thread been put on the shelf? Very Happy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:04

I guess there was too much flaming

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:05

I guess there was too much flaming
There are a couple that need blaming

by **Galted** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:08

I guess there was too much flaming
& Crimey did too much wum-maiming

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:10

I guess there was too much flaming
& Crimey did too much wum-maiming
Ah well we'll be fine

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:11

I guess there was too much flaming
& Crimey did too much wum-maiming
Ah well we'll be fine
Unless you step out of line

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:12

I guess there was too much flaming
& Crimey did too much wum-maiming
Ah well we'll be fine
Unless you step out of line
If I do I'll just go back to gaming

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 21:13

My friends you don't have to worry

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