The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:14 pm

My friends you don't have to worry
Unless your hand touches something that's furry

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:16 pm

My friends you don't have to worry
Unless your hand touches something that's furry
It's probably a puss

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:17 pm

My friends you don't have to worry
Unless your hand touches something that's furry
It's probably a puss
so try not to fuss

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:19 pm

My friends you don't have to worry
Unless your hand touches something that's furry
It's probably a puss
so try not to fuss
Just get in that b!tch in a hurry Run

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:21 pm

If she moans then just flip her over

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:23 pm

If she moans then just flip her over
Smash her backdoors just like an old Rover

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:26 pm

If she moans then just flip her over
Smash her backdoors just like an old Rover
but be careful 'cause you can't get the parts

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:28 pm

If she moans then just flip her over
Smash her backdoors just like an old Rover
but be careful 'cause you can't get the parts
I'll just order more tarts

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:30 pm

If she moans then just flip her over
Smash her backdoors just like an old Rover
but be careful 'cause you can't get the parts
I'll just order more tarts
Get them shipped in from France via Dover

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:32 pm

If she moans then just flip her over
Smash her backdoors just like an old Rover
but be careful 'cause you can't get the parts
I'll just order more tarts
And get em smuggled across at Dover

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:34 pm

Hey Kenny, stop nicking my lines!

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:35 pm

I'd love a Ukrainian wife

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:39 pm

I'd love a Ukrainian wife
I doubt you'll get one in this life

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:39 pm

I'd love a Ukrainian wife
I doubt you'll get one in this life
On that I agree

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 9:40 pm

I'd love a Ukrainian wife
I doubt you'll get one in this life
On that I agree
Stick with tarts from Paree

by Guest Thu 06 Jun 2013, 10:00 pm

I'd love a Ukrainian wife
I doubt you'll get one in this life
On that I agree
Stick with tarts from Paree
Or better still carry on rolling solo cos every time I get close to a woman she rips my heart out and then moves on whilst I'm left all alone in a shivering wreck on the floor desperately trying to get back on my feet to pick up the pieces. Anyone got a knife?

Sad

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 10:18 pm

I'm not entirely convinced that one scans

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 10:50 pm

I'm not entirely convinced that one scans
But i'll take it as it's out my hands

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 11:30 pm

I'm not entirely convinced that one scans
But i'll take it as it's out my hands
It's almost a book

by **Kenny** Thu 06 Jun 2013, 11:31 pm

I'm not entirely convinced that one scans
But i'll take it as it's out my hands
It's almost a book
It took more then one look

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 12:42 am

I'm not entirely convinced that one scans
But i'll take it as it's out my hands
It's almost a book
It took more then one look
Now I'm off to play with my glans

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 1:36 am

Are they swollen or are they okay ?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 1:47 am

Are they swollen or are they okay ?
A bit tender still... after all that horseplay

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 8:30 am

Are they swollen or are they okay ?
A bit tender still... after all that horseplay
Not 'glands' - there's just one

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:08 am

Are they swollen or are they okay ?
A bit tender still... after all that horseplay
Not 'glands' - there's just one
& ladies have none

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:13 am

Are they swollen or are they okay ?
A bit tender still... after all that horseplay
Not 'glands' - there's just one
& ladies have none
They can play with mine all day

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:16 am

Do you prefer rope or cold hands?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:22 am

Do you prefer rope or cold hands?
I like both (my wife understands)

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:23 am

Do you prefer rope or cold hands?
I like both (my wife understands)
I wrap mine in ham

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:24 am

Do you prefer rope or cold hands?
I like both (my wife understands)
I wrap mine in ham
Try dipping in spam

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:33 am

Do you prefer rope or cold hands?
I like both (my wife understands)
I wrap mine in ham
Try dipping in spam
and decorate with red rubber bands

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:39 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:52 am

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:08 am

Just make sure the bands aren't to tight

by **Pal Joey** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:10 am

Just make sure the bands aren't to tight
As I find it can affect my eyesight

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:16 am

Just make sure the bands aren't to tight
As I find it can affect my eyesight
With no circulation

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:16 am

Just make sure the bands aren't to tight
As I find it can affect my eyesight
when i squint it is never that good

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 4:31 pm

Just make sure the bands aren't to tight
As I find it can affect my eyesight
when i squint it is never that good
Though it does give me wood

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 4:33 pm

Just make sure the bands aren't to tight
As I find it can affect my eyesight
when i squint it is never that good
Though it does give me wood
When you play with things way out of sight

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 4:33 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 4:35 pm

It's hard and long with no bends

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 4:54 pm

It's hard and long with no bends
It delivers with pride as it sends

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 5:02 pm

It's hard and long with no bends
It delivers with pride as it sends
So smile and sit back and wait

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 5:34 pm

It's hard and long with no bends
It delivers with pride as it sends
So smile and sit back and wait
As Pietersen's bat hits it straight

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 5:36 pm

It's hard and long with no bends
It delivers with pride as it sends
So smile and sit back and wait
As Pietersen's bat hits it straight
& the vag slurps & squirts & distends

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 7:20 pm

I'd say Galted deserves a Novello

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 7:38 pm

I'd say Galted deserves a Novello
his mum says he deserves to burn in Hell-o

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 8:18 pm

I'd say Galted deserves a Novello
his mum says he deserves to burn in Hell-o
Well not on my watch

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:30 pm

I'd say Galted deserves a Novello
his mum says he deserves to burn in Hell-o
Well not on my watch
And not in my crotch

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:37 pm

I'd say Galted deserves a Novello
his mum says he deserves to burn in Hell-o
Well not on my watch
And not in my crotch
which still has that godawful smell-o

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