The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May - 23:31

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Kenny** Mon 10 Jun - 23:39

An Actor should learn all their lines
A miner should mine all their mines
A baker should learn how to bake

by **Galted** Tue 11 Jun - 7:17

An Actor should learn all their lines
A miner should mine all their mines
A baker should learn how to bake
A Quaker should learn how to quake

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Jun - 8:48

An Actor should learn all their lines
A miner should mine all their mines
A baker should learn how to bake
A Quaker should learn how to quake
And a whiner should drink lots of wines

by **Galted** Tue 11 Jun - 9:01

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Jun - 11:00

When the sun sets at the end of the day

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Jun - 11:19

When the sun sets at the end of the day
That's when the nocturnals come out to play

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Jun - 11:24

When the sun sets at the end of the day
That's when the nocturnals come out to play
It's when things start to turn wild

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Jun - 11:43

When the sun sets at the end of the day
That's when the nocturnals come out to play
It's when things start to turn wild
And strange police reports get filed

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Jun - 16:03

When the sun sets at the end of the day
That's when the nocturnals come out to play
It's when things start to turn wild
And strange police reports get filed
About all the animals your going to lay

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Jun - 11:05

The oldest man in the world just died

by **Kenny** Wed 12 Jun - 11:20

The oldest man in the world just died
He want's to be buried , but his wife want's him fried

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed 12 Jun - 12:03

The oldest man in the world just died
He want's to be buried , but his wife want's him fried
He'll taste just like chicken

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jun - 12:10

The oldest man in the world just died
He want's to be buried , but his wife want's him fried
He'll taste just like chicken
Until I put my d1ck in

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Jun - 12:14

The oldest man in the world just died
He want's to be buried , but his wife want's him fried
He'll taste just like chicken
Until I put my d1ck in
Ah - so it was homicide!

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed 12 Jun - 12:36

Sherlock Holmes would have been proud

by **Galted** Wed 12 Jun - 12:44

Sherlock Holmes would have been proud
for it was Moriarty that he'd just ploughed

by **Kenny** Wed 12 Jun - 16:45

Sherlock Holmes would have been proud
for it was Moriarty that he'd just ploughed
He took him right in the brown hole

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jun - 17:27

Sherlock Holmes would have been proud
for it was Moriarty that he'd just ploughed
He took him right in the brown hole
And slip up the down pole

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jun - 17:31

Sherlock Holmes would have been proud
for it was Moriarty that he'd just ploughed
He took him right in the brown hole
And slip up the down pole
with Watson expectantly bowed

by Guest Thu 13 Jun - 17:31

This new layout has got me confused

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jun - 17:35

This new layout has got me confused
same here, I'm pretty bemused

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jun - 17:44

This new layout has got me confused
same here, I'm pretty bemused
Does font size still work?

by Guest Thu 13 Jun - 17:45

This new layout has got me confused
same here, I'm pretty bemused
Does font size still work?
I don't know, I'm a jerk

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jun - 17:47

This new layout has got me confused
same here, I'm pretty bemused
Does font size still work?
I don't know, I'm a jerk
though the Kumquat Frak swear filter is still being used

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jun - 18:06

by **Kenny** Thu 13 Jun - 23:33

I keep clicking on the wrong thing

by Guest Fri 14 Jun - 16:49

I keep clicking on the wrong thing
I got style you should see my thong bling

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jun - 17:09

I keep clicking on the wrong thing
I got style you should see my thong bling
Have you got a manjazzle?

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jun - 17:12

I keep clicking on the wrong thing
I got style you should see my thong bling
Have you got a manjazzle?
do your testicles dazzle?

by Guest Fri 14 Jun - 17:20

I keep clicking on the wrong thing
I got style you should see my thong bling
Have you got a manjazzle?
do your testicles dazzle?
They shine like a light round my ring

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jun - 17:26

by Guest Fri 14 Jun - 20:17

He crept slowly then took out his prey

by **Kenny** Fri 14 Jun - 21:23

He crept slowly then took out his prey
As he stood in ASDA waiting to pay

by Guest Fri 14 Jun - 21:25

He crept slowly then took out his prey
As he stood in ASDA waiting to pay
His basket in hand

by **Kenny** Fri 14 Jun - 23:01

He crept slowly then took out his prey
As he stood in ASDA waiting to pay
His basket in hand
And a tight laggy band

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jun - 23:03

He crept slowly then took out his prey
As he stood in ASDA waiting to pay
His basket in hand
And a tight laggy band
And his copy of Fifty Shades of Grey

by Guest Fri 14 Jun - 23:04

by **Kenny** Fri 14 Jun - 23:05

by Guest Fri 14 Jun - 23:16

I believe that there's nothing to see

by **Kenny** Sat 15 Jun - 11:12

I believe that there's nothing to see
When your stood next to me having a wee

by Guest Sat 15 Jun - 14:36

I believe that there's nothing to see
When your stood next to me having a wee
A shake and a splash

by **Kenny** Sat 15 Jun - 14:54

I believe that there's nothing to see
When your stood next to me having a wee
A shake and a splash
And a scratch at your rash

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 15 Jun - 14:55

I believe that there's nothing to see
When your stood next to me having a wee
A shake and a splash
And a scratch at your rash
That I got from a girl in Dundee

by **Kenny** Sat 15 Jun - 15:01

bravo

by Guest Sat 15 Jun - 15:32

Brilliant!

Did I laugh? Bloody hell I did laugh

by **Galted** Sat 15 Jun - 15:58

Did I laugh? Bloody hell I did laugh
when Woolworths laid off all their staff

by Guest Sat 15 Jun - 16:06

Did I laugh? Bloody hell I did laugh
when Woolworths laid off all their staff
I was laughing so much

by **Galted** Sat 15 Jun - 16:14

Did I laugh? Bloody hell I did laugh
when Woolworths laid off all their staff
I was laughing so much
I soiled my crutch

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 15 Jun - 16:29

Did I laugh? Bloody hell I did laugh
when Woolworths laid off all their staff
I was laughing so much
I soiled my crutch
Which sorted the wheat from the chaff

by Guest Sat 15 Jun - 16:32

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